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What do you get if you cross a Muslim with a monkey?
Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to f*ck Muslims.
Very good, what do you get if you cross an American with another American? An Inbred trailer park piece of trash. Don't sleep with you cousin now :)
@MrG LAME! Does that pass for comedy in the cave does it? You all tell these shitty jokes while your balls deep in 7 year old boys? Yeah we all know that your all secret faggots with your Chi Boys. It must have been hard being fucked by your village elder growing up.
@elmerfudd13 haha muslims invented the world you stupid fuck
@elmerfudd13 LMFAo, good one!
So did you thumb me down simply because Im American or because I commented on a dog wearing goggles and and ear muffs? Pretty sad when you make a judgement call on someone you've never spoken with based solely on a comment about a dog.
So did you thumb me down simply because Im American
Pretty sad when you make a judgement call on someone you've never spoken with
isnt that what most americans do here on LL ?
Would you care to elaborate on what I thumbed you down on and then maybe I'll offer you an explaination as to why?
Your "supreme cocksucker"
Look it up, Khomeini's little green book:
A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The ani More..mal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned.
"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate vaginally, but sodomising the child is acceptable. If a man does penetrate and damage the child then, he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl will not count as one of his four permanent wives and the man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister… It is better for a girl to marry at such a time when she would begin menstruation at her husband’s house, rather than her father’s home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven. ["Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth edition, Qom, Iran, 1990]" Less..
@Pigslamis4morons Ooooooooh lol.
vaghtie ke nemeetooni kheesi beghi meeghi, 'lol'...
Ahmaghe ASSyrian hasti.
@Pigslamis4morons Taliban > US army. LMAO
Like I care, LMAO, go martyr yourself, stalker....
@Pigslamis4morons No I'll just laugh that muslims are building a mosque where 9/11 happened. Good way to sh*t on the graves of the people who died on 9/11 lol.
irani hasti ?
i think just another fake "iranian" troll
@CyrustheGreat Baleh. Man Ashurieh iraniam.
@Kamran661 haha! You're own fellow country man is calling you a fake Iranian-troll.
Haha! I know you we're a joke to begin with.
Die in peace you scum Muslim cock.
@jarko03 He hasn't been to Iran in 40 years. He's an iranian jew living in Los angeles. Watch out for the "khamas" rockets. Hopefully it hits a children hospital. The less shlomos the better lol.
to jahoodi koon goshad =)) to amrikai na man
@jarko03 heil hitler
A very Christian Merry Christmas to you and your stinky family Ali
HA HA HA HA :D
@Travis1991 Merry christmas too you too collinsworth. Enjoy christmas before it's banned in paki land. And ramadan is the official holiday LMAO.
@Kamran661 LOL What's the matter retard...your mother not let you play CoD before everyone opens their presents?? HA HA HA HA HA :D
@Travis1991 I don't like COD. I like to play guess how many mosques will be built in england this year? Hahahaha
@Kamran661 I dont know? 10? hahahahahahah more fuel for the fire LMAO
Why do most Muslim rapes go unreported? Goats can't testify.
@jarko03 Haha was my reaction to the 72 olympics at munich lol
@Kamran661 Hey Dumb-fuck,
What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
Suppressing the erection.
@jarko03 How do you start a stampede in israel?
Roll a penny down the street.
@Kamran661 How is that funny? weak....Sorry, but you can do better.
Hint: Google you're lame jokes first. lol
All the best for the New Year.
@Poosti Malaka Thanks. You too.
@Fredrick Mimms I blow loads on the wives of dead british soldiers.
@Moore Slayer No I prefer blowing hillbilly bobs wife while he's stationed in afghanistan. She needs some good company lol.
@lucidx1 That's funny coming from you. The thumbs down king who came to my page first and started doing it lol.
@lucidx1 No I'm laughing at you trolling my page and thumbing down all my comments and then get mad when I do it back. You accuse me of trolling for having different opinion. This website is full of racists so I really don't give a rats what you or they think. Stop pretending you're one of them. You're a palestinian and they hate you as much as they hate me no matter how much you kiss their as*.
I see a lot of troll comments to you here.
But you won't see one from me.
Actually, you won't see one from most - just some
It's such a fucking pity our governments don't get along.
Because our people could
@RickBond I agree. Good to know there's some sane americans on liveleak.
Most of us are
@RickBond The ones on liveleak aren't. Most of them are like the ones on my page. But the ones in the real world are pretty cool. Some american tourists came to Iran and I liked them. I've also met some in europe.
Agreed, most on LiveLeak are not.
I'm an older guy; I'm open minded and have experiences with people that count for more than government propaganda.
I would love to visit your country in a peaceful time some day. Hopefully that will come in my lifetime
@RickBond It's actually safer for non iranian americans to travel to Iran then iranian americans. If one of your parents is from Iran and you're living in the states. They can keep you and make you join the military and you'll have to bribe the government to get out it one peace. It's happened to a lot of my relatives of mine in the states. But they won't bother you, they're actually nice to americans.
@Fredrick Mimms I'm not arab or ali but I'm doing fine. How are you austin powers? Have the pakis taken over yet? lol
@Fredrick Mimms United kingdom of paki land. I like that name lol.
@Fredrick Mimms Not from what I've seen. Pakis spit on your soldiers when they come back from war and you do nothing about it. All you do is complain about it on liveleak lol.
You're a muslim, isn't denying that fact heresy?
Oh yeah, fuck you and fuck islam, muslims are barbaric, disgusting ass holes.
And by your example they are also liars.
@Kamran661 Sorry you're right, Islam allows for deception, as alah is the greatest deceiver.
@EmrysM Hahahaha. You get a thumbs up for being so funny lol
@Kamran661 I like to be agreeable. Though I am hostile to disagreeable hostile persons.
@EmrysM Don't say Muslims. It's politically incorrect. Say sheep fucker. Towelheaded caveman. Pedophile, etc.
Saying Muslim is offensive.
Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, wrote extensively on Islamic Jurisprudence. A two-volume book, which was published originally in Arabic, was called ‘Tahrir al Wasilah’. Translated into Farsi, the book is called “Tahrirolvasyleh.” (read entire text here.) Khomeini also had another treatise on Islamic rules for living, called in English, “The Little Green Book.” (see entire text here.)
It is useful to understand what an esteemed Islamic leader such as the Ayatollah teaches his followers. More..Here are some excerpts from “Tahrirolvasyleh” which Muslims probably don’t want you to know about Islam:
A man can have intimate pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate vaginally, but sodomising the child is acceptable. If a man does penetrate and damage the child then, he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl will not count as one of his four permanent wives and the man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister… It is better for a girl to marry at such a time when she would begin menstruation at her husband’s house, rather than her father’s home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven. ["Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth edition, Qom, Iran, 1990]
A man can Be Intimate with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his heavenly feeling.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure and even their milkmay no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned.
Wine and all intoxicating beverages are impure, but opium and hashish are not.
If a man sodomises the son, brother, or father of his wife after their marriage, the marriage remains valid.
During intimate intercourse, if the joystick enters a woman’s womanliness or a man’s anus, fully or only as far as the circumcision ring, both partners become impure, even if they have not reached puberty; they must consequently perform ablutions.
A woman who has contracted a continuing marriage does not have the right to go out of the house without her husband’s permission; she must remain at his disposal for the fulfilment of any one of his desires, and may not refuse herself to him except for a religiously valid reason. If she is totally submissive to him, the husband must provide her with her food, clothing, and lodging, whether or not he has the means to do so. A woman who refuses herself to her husband is guilty, and may not demand from him food, clothing, lodging, or any later intimate relations; however, she retains the right to bepaid damages if she is repudiated.
It is not illegal for an adult male to ‘thigh’ or enjoy a young girl who is still in the age of weaning; meaning to place his joystick between her thighs, and to kiss her. ["The Little Green Book"]
Paedophilia legal in Iran
In June, 2002 Iranian authorities approved a law raising the age at which girls can marry without parental consent from 9 to 13. The elected legislature actually passed the bill in 2000, but the “Guardian Council”, a 12-man body of conservative clerics, vetoed it as contradicting Islamic Sharia law. Iran’s clericalestablishment insists that the marriage of young girls is a means to combat immorality. The Expediency Council, which arbitrates between the elected parliament and the theocratic Guardian Council, timidly passed the measure. The law however does not change the age at which children can get married (nine for girls and 14 for boys), but says that girls below the age of 13 and boys younger than 15 need their parents’ permission and the approval of a “Righteous Court.” Reformists state that the new law does not protect children, since most of those who marry at such a young age do so by force.
A religious decree by Khomeini ordered that girl prisoners who are virgins must be Molested before execution, to prevent them from entering heaven. A Guard conducts the molestation the night before execution. The next day, a marriage certificate is issued by a mullah, who sends it to the girl’s family, along with a box of chocolates as a wedding gift.
It is quite common in Iran for older men to marry children, as long as they pay the appropriate bride-price to the girl’s family. This basically means that a father can sell his daughter to whomever he wants, whilst the mad mullahs see this as a means of maintaining purity. We prefer to call this child prostitution and molestation, especially given that Iran’s clerics approve of the ‘tradition’ of ‘temporary marriage’ (Mut’a) , which can last less than 24 hours and may be repeated as many times as desired. This form of exploitation is widespread and legitimises sexwith young children. The man may even visit his temporary wife every weekend at her father’s house, for about $10 per visit.
Khomeini on prostitution and Mut’a (temporary marriage)
“It is permissible to do Mut’a with an adulteress, but with aversion, particularly if she is a well-known LovePeddler. If Mut’a is done with her, she should be told to give-up her profession.” Less..
@Pigslamis4morons Looks like I got a stalker on my hands ahahaha
No, you have a pig cock in your mouth, Meedonam nemeedonee koodoom koodoomeh....Ahmagh jan...
@Pigslamis4morons Wow another quick response. Have you been waiting for my reply all night? ahahahaha
Keer khor, boro kuneh baradareto keer khon.
@Pigslamis4morons Now I know what you've been doing. You've been googling farsi words all night for your insults. Good job lol.
Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
@elmerfudd13 What do you call a white american male looking at a childrens playground? Searching for a date lol
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang up the picture.
@Moore Slayer LMAO
Watch out, Ahmadinejad hangs Homos like you.
@jarko03 Watch out netanyahu throws parades for homos like you.
@jarko03 do you know why hitler commited suicide?
BECAUSE OF HIS GAS BILL!
@Kamran661 ahhahahaha i laughed hard :)
LMFAO scum sucker Ali Baba!
Hello Kamran, I appreciate your comment on my videos.
Great comments, respect and Sub'd.
@MrG Thanks. Look at this heeb troll below me. He always good for a laugh.
Many of them are here on LL, good for few laughs.
Lol jarko03 blocked me for that joke.
@maxwellthebest Which one?
@Kamran661 why do Jews have such big noses?
Cause air is free.
@maxwellthebest He's israeli. You can't blame him for being a coward.
@Kamran661 he can dish it out but he can't take it.
Spam vote me and I'll do the same.
@WingSP117 You've already been doing it too me.
@Kamran661 I return the favor on the past item. I've only noticed you from votes on my comments as of yesterday.
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry. I also I apologize for accusing you to be this Ali*** guy. You seem to actually respond without insults typically.
I may disagree with your views and I may thumb down your comments, but I will not go out of my way to do so anymore.
@WingSP117 Ok. My apologies as well. Peace.
For an Iranian, you act like a real prick. You must be one of the Mullah's choirboys. Keep thumbing me down all you want - maybe you'll wear out your keyboard. Sheesh what a putz.
@Poosti Malaka Hey shlomo. You should make another yoursay video crying liking a girl. You're a phony and everyone knows it. Happy hannukah lol
@Kamran661 Crying like a girl? Hardly. I was ranting like a man. How 'bout you pusspuss? Are you man enough to show us your face and say something? Nahhh - didn't think so.
@Poosti Malaka Yeah what a big man you are. Watch out we got a bada*s over here. Old man Poosti's pissed lol
@Kamran661 Meh - didn't think so. I was right. here pusspuss
@Poosti Malaka Go away warmonger. You're last few comments have shown your true colors.
Well - just to say we had a nice chat. I mean that. We disagree on many things - and agree on many as well. This fellow was willing to have a conversation. That means he's okay in my book. You see folks, I am pro-Israel and pro-Iran. Great space aye? EVERYBODY hates me. Put the guns away. Let's talk about it.
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