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  • Blog 'Isle of White or Isle of Man?'
    Added: Aug-18-2014 By: mlivsey

    Last sailing voyage for the year. Which one do we aim for?

    Nikki gets to be Captain. No sailing experience and has balance problems. That makes her infinitely more qualified than this fucking navigation system. I want a refund!!!

    Sail Away...

    Entry Added: Aug-18-2014 By: mlivsey

    I'm Nikki's GPS.

    Colder, colder, way colder, warmer..

    Sailing blind. I know where we're going, sort of.
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  • Blog 'The Adventures of Gort Jr.'
    Added: Apr-1-2014 By: mlivsey

    Named after one of my favourite Liveleakers

    Today in the life of Gort.

    Entry Added: Apr-3-2014 By: mlivsey

    This is the kitten that got glued to a wall the other day.

    Today in the life of Gort, her found a 4" PVC conduit that I'm running between my hotel and my house.

    Yes, I', stealing power and communications from my hotel.Go sue me. By the time the lawsuit goes through, the place will have fallen in the ocean.

    There's a reason why I have GPS trackers on these kittens. Cat's have nine lives. Gort has blown at least two.
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    • We managed to take the boat down today. What part of pissed off neighbors don't you understand?

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    • We managed to take the boat down today. What part of pissed off neighbors don't you understand?

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    • In today's episode of stoopid with mlivsey, one of my music fans figured out that I'm left handed. My Kurzweil is translated two octaves to the left to make playing easier for a south paw.

      And it only took three decades to figure that out. I have dedicated fans but not necessarily the swiftest. If I have to resort to playing a keyboard, it's generally a Minimoog or Mememorymoog Plus. The Kurzweil is reserved for the girls because their music sucks.

      Maybe they'll let me be a band member ins More..

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    • Hey an.d away we go 'cros

      Whatever. Mike Oldfield. This Big Beastie is going not going to cause problems.

      What could possibly go wrong with sailing across a shipping lane in the Irish Sea?

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    • Currently,we're sitting 30m of the stern of a container ship. It's helping the dynamo as we're hurting for power. Badly hurting. I cost a case of wine to turn a blind eye to countless nautical violations.

      Note to self: power those damn batteries.

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