Blog 'The Adventures of Gort Jr.'
Added: Apr-1-2014 By: mlivsey
Named after one of my favourite Liveleakers
Today in the life of Gort.Entry Added: Apr-3-2014 By: mlivsey
This is the kitten that got glued to a wall the other day.
Today in the life of Gort, her found a 4" PVC conduit that I'm running between my hotel and my house.
Yes, I', stealing power and communications from my hotel.Go sue me. By the time the lawsuit goes through, the place will have fallen in the ocean.
There's a reason why I have GPS trackers on these kittens. Cat's have nine lives. Gort has blown at least two.You need to be registered in order to add comments!
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Blog 'mlivsey's ramblings'
Added: Oct-5-2013 By: mlivsey
I'm now a pro blogger, whatever that is but it's now functioning on my channel.
What's a channel?
Mikey's ArksEntry Added: Feb-28-2014 By: mlivsey
We put up protective shields against rain and wind to help the old insane lady's pets/visitors.
And she shot at me?
I have an insanely large number of animal visitors.
They're not stupid; these shelters help with the weather and provide food.
Maybe this old lady wasn't crazy after-all. Apart from shooting at my helicopter, she was pleasant.
Many of these animals have tags for slaughter. They're not supposed to be here.
Oh shit. I don't call in second episode reinforcements. The Season Finale ends right now.
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Never open a bar tab during the OlympicsEntry Added: Feb-28-2014 By: mlivsey
I opened a drinks for everyone tab at my sports bar for the Canada-US hockey game at the Sochi Olympics. After-all, it meant who had to keep Justin Bieber.
I forgot to close it.
I closed it yesterday after an employee informed me that they were running out of tip jars.
How astute. And that only took six days to notify me.
Lot's of guilty people paying for their meals via cash to the tip jar because the POS system is a POS when I lock it down in open mode or whatever it is.
After all this cash/coin gets processed, I'm making a donation to one or more groups that support the Paralympic Society (sp?)
Fuck it, I'll donate 50 K GBP. It'll take while to figure that cash stuff out. My employees trust me that I take risks and do stupid things. They are fearful of reminding me of that. Here's the result.
This act of stupidity comes out of my personal bottom line.
I just gave myself a 50K GBP pay cut. FUCK! I'm going to go and complain to HR.You need to be registered in order to add comments!
You poke around with buttons long enough and the fucking thing works!Entry Added: Feb-28-2014 By: mlivsey
I managed to get this blog thing working. The secret? Extreme alcohol abuse..
We just finished hosting guests for the Sochi Olympics for our guests at the two hotels. At the main one, the place was full which in more garbage weather than on average in the UK in February. By UK standards, that is pure gold.
In Wales, we built a wind/rain shelter for all my dead neighbor's roaming deer, sheep donkeys, geese and whatever the fuck else was running around on her place and provided food. Not the best for this year but they would have taken a pummeling.
Last year, before we took the hotel over, this was one of the places posted in videos where sheep were buried alive under six feet of snow.
This year they all got a couple of emergency shelters I built. Normally, they'd just roam around doing whatever they do like eating the floral arrangements for the Holiday Season at the entrance to my hotel.
If you want a news Years Resolution?
Fix this nightmare mess up.
Yeah, OK, and lose 10 pounds which you'll fail.You need to be registered in order to add comments!
Tis the Festive Season so I'm celebrating my neighbor's demise. I know I probably shouldn't do that but she also probably shouldn't fire a shotgun at my helicopter every time I took off. Crazy old bat
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Leaked: Dec-22-2013 in Other Entertainment, Your Say
Some of the elite from this disgrace of a company are showing up next week for their annual company party. According to an article from last month, they're slumming it this year: http://www.bloombe
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Location: London, London, City of, United Kingdom (UK/GB) | Leaked: Nov-29-2013 in Other Items from Liveleakers
You know, running a hotel in the UK is really boring in the Autumn as nobody shows up. That's why we usually make our music in October/November. We finished that for the year and I've still got a week
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Location: Peenemünde, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Germany | Leaked: Nov-20-2013 in Music, Weapons, Other Items from Liveleakers, History
We hope you enjoy this clean reading modThis is my hometown buddy, Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, Canada. He might even be in my riding or the one next door. How the hell would I know? I've been "home" t
This is a cover of a John Carpenter piece from the late 70's (?) called "Assassin". I don't know if the original was ever released. It's played from memory after thirty years of , uh... It's fr
Now that I'm back in Liphook, I decided to review my cat's whereabouts. I had a GPS in his collar. Suffice it to say, his navigational skills are random but still better than mine. Anyway I followed h
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Leaked: Oct-22-2013 in Other Items from Liveleakers
Here's a piece Mimieux recorded while learning how to play a Fairlight III CMI. CMI stands for Computer Music Instrument which back in those days was pretty impressive. Our's is actually a 30th Annive
Here's the original. A bit more dynamic. I think both are cool. OUCH! Yes mam. This is the original gooder version. Is gooder a word? OUCH!!! The Frenchies ar
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Leaked: Jun-5-2013 in Other Entertainment, Music, Other Items from Liveleakers
Artist's renderring. OK, it's some knd of cake. Someone tried to steal a Moog today. The Ocean 12 laser thing didn't work.Neither did the "Do Not Enter" sign. Most people don't attempt
Here's something the girls did. They've been working on an album so this sounds like the ending to it. I don't know. I'm not quite sure what to do with it other than to post it here. It's done
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