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  • Blog 'The Adventures of Gort Jr.'
    Added: Apr-1-2014 By: mlivsey

    Named after one of my favourite Liveleakers

    Today in the life of Gort.

    Entry Added: Apr-3-2014 By: mlivsey

    This is the kitten that got glued to a wall the other day.

    Today in the life of Gort, her found a 4" PVC conduit that I'm running between my hotel and my house.

    Yes, I', stealing power and communications from my hotel.Go sue me. By the time the lawsuit goes through, the place will have fallen in the ocean.

    There's a reason why I have GPS trackers on these kittens. Cat's have nine lives. Gort has blown at least two.
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    • We managed to take the boat down today. What part of pissed off neighbors don't you understand?

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    • We managed to take the boat down today. What part of pissed off neighbors don't you understand?

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    • In today's episode of stoopid with mlivsey, one of my music fans figured out that I'm left handed. My Kurzweil is translated two octaves to the left to make playing easier for a south paw.

      And it only took three decades to figure that out. I have dedicated fans but not necessarily the swiftest. If I have to resort to playing a keyboard, it's generally a Minimoog or Mememorymoog Plus. The Kurzweil is reserved for the girls because their music sucks.

      Maybe they'll let me be a band member ins More..

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    • Hey an.d away we go 'cros

      Whatever. Mike Oldfield. This Big Beastie is going not going to cause problems.

      What could possibly go wrong with sailing across a shipping lane in the Irish Sea?

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    • Currently,we're sitting 30m of the stern of a container ship. It's helping the dynamo as we're hurting for power. Badly hurting. I cost a case of wine to turn a blind eye to countless nautical violations.

      Note to self: power those damn batteries.

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  • Blog 'mlivsey's ramblings'
    Added: Oct-5-2013 By: mlivsey

    I'm now a pro blogger, whatever that is but it's now functioning on my channel.

    What's a channel?

    Mikey's Arks

    Entry Added: Feb-28-2014 By: mlivsey

    We put up protective shields against rain and wind to help the old insane lady's pets/visitors.

    And she shot at me?

    I have an insanely large number of animal visitors.

    They're not stupid; these shelters help with the weather and provide food.

    Maybe this old lady wasn't crazy after-all. Apart from shooting at my helicopter, she was pleasant.

    Many of these animals have tags for slaughter. They're not supposed to be here.

    Oh shit. I don't call in second episode reinforcements. The Season Finale ends right now.

    Poke below for the answers.
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    Never open a bar tab during the Olympics

    Entry Added: Feb-28-2014 By: mlivsey

    I opened a drinks for everyone tab at my sports bar for the Canada-US hockey game at the Sochi Olympics. After-all, it meant who had to keep Justin Bieber.

    I forgot to close it.

    I closed it yesterday after an employee informed me that they were running out of tip jars.

    How astute. And that only took six days to notify me.

    Lot's of guilty people paying for their meals via cash to the tip jar because the POS system is a POS when I lock it down in open mode or whatever it is.

    Free Reign.

    After all this cash/coin gets processed, I'm making a donation to one or more groups that support the Paralympic Society (sp?)


    Fuck it, I'll donate 50 K GBP. It'll take while to figure that cash stuff out. My employees trust me that I take risks and do stupid things. They are fearful of reminding me of that. Here's the result.

    This act of stupidity comes out of my personal bottom line.

    I just gave myself a 50K GBP pay cut. FUCK! I'm going to go and complain to HR.
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    You poke around with buttons long enough and the fucking thing works!

    Entry Added: Feb-28-2014 By: mlivsey

    I managed to get this blog thing working. The secret? Extreme alcohol abuse..

    We just finished hosting guests for the Sochi Olympics for our guests at the two hotels. At the main one, the place was full which in more garbage weather than on average in the UK in February. By UK standards, that is pure gold.

    In Wales, we built a wind/rain shelter for all my dead neighbor's roaming deer, sheep donkeys, geese and whatever the fuck else was running around on her place and provided food. Not the best for this year but they would have taken a pummeling.

    Last year, before we took the hotel over, this was one of the places posted in videos where sheep were buried alive under six feet of snow.

    This year they all got a couple of emergency shelters I built. Normally, they'd just roam around doing whatever they do like eating the floral arrangements for the Holiday Season at the entrance to my hotel.

    If you want a news Years Resolution?

    Fix this nightmare mess up.

    Yeah, OK, and lose 10 pounds which you'll fail.
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