http://www.liveleak.com/browse?channel_token=784_1341499692 Items in channel 'Purple People Eater' Sun, 26 May 2013 02:58:30 -0400 Liveleak http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/ll2/logo.gif http://www.liveleak.com/browse?channel_token=784_1341499692 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:52:30 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e10_1366998319 Purple_People_Eater Taken from "The Daily Currant" news satire website: Authorities in New Zealand are struggling to contain a burdgeoning epidemic of beastiality unleashed by its recent legalization of gay marriage. According to police in cities across the country, thousands of people descended on sheep farms and began sexually penetrating the animals almost instantly after parliament voted for marriage equality yesterday. "This is a public health crisis," explains Tony Rydall, minister for health. "We're seeing reports of sexually transmitted diseases, genital injuries, and severe damage to sheep rectums. It's absolute mayhem out there." Witnesses say that normal, healthy individuals who had previously shown no proclivity for human-animal sexual contact have suddenly thrown themselves into the frenzy. "I dunno, it just seems like a logical thing to do," says 25-year-old Angus Oldfield. "Now that gays are allowed to get married, it seems like there's no limits anymore. Why not shag a sheep? Or snog a salamander? Or wed a wallaby? The rules no longer apply." May Good FlourishThe epicenter of the epidemic appears to be the city of Christchurch on the South Island, where police have arrested more than 4,000 people under the bestiality section of the Crimes Act 1961 . "We're using old airplane hangars as jails now," explains Peter Marshall, commissioner of the New Zealand Police. "My god why did we do this? Gay marriage has been a catastrophe. We'll never recover." The rapid increase in zoophilia has shocked public health officials, who had hitherto been under the naive assumption that homosexuality was an innocuous consensual activity that had no bearing on the sexuality of others. However the situation has come as no surprise to Ray Comfort, a New Zealand-based evangelical Christian minister. "This is exactly what we Christians warned about," he says. "If you redefine the definition of marriage, you destroy the foundation of sexual morality. All kinds of deviant sexual behaviors become acceptable. "Gay marriage opens the door to sex with animals, doorknobs, bananas, frozen yoghurt, goldfish - anything you can think of. Sheep are only the beginning." American anti-gay activist Rick Santorum, who once warned that gay marriage would lead to "man-on-dog sex" also feels vindicated. "I hate to say I told you so," he says, "but I think this speaks for itself." New Zealand Prime Minister John Key is expected to address the nation tonight and announce emergency plans to help contain the situation. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e10_1366998319 Purple_People_Eater Bestiality Surges Hours After New Zealand Legalizes Gay Marriage gay, marriage, bestiality, New Zealand, sheep Mon, 12 Nov 2012 09:17:59 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5f_1352729003 Purple_People_Eater From the website: "Searching through America's past for the last 25 years, collector James Allen uncovered an extraordinary visual legacy: photographs and postcards taken as souvenirs at lynchings throughout America." http://withoutsanctuary.org/main.html http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5f_1352729003 Purple_People_Eater Without Sanctuary - Photographs and Postcards of Lynching in America lynching Thu, 08 Nov 2012 16:53:26 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=02d_1352410629 Purple_People_Eater I am sure there's something for everyone... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=02d_1352410629 Purple_People_Eater What makes you tick? bla bla bla Sat, 08 Sep 2012 14:55:56 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=484_1347130077 Purple_People_Eater This is an update to the last poll about religion, due to the comments of my first poll I tried to make it a bit more specific. I hope it's better now and easier to choose a point. I'd liked to have add more parts of the world, but unfortunately theres only space for 20 choices. Theism is meant as the believe in something "greater" here. Not a specific religion. One thing I like to ask you for: Please only vote on agnostic if it really is a coinflip decision for you between theism or atheism. If you have a high tendency to either theism or atheism, it would be more helpful for the poll to chose one of them, instead of agnostic, cause neither theism nor atheism can be 100% sure on their topic (from a science perspective). So whether its theism or atheism, its meant to be 99%, which is enough to take a stand I think. Whatever it is, the choice is on you, of course you are free to choose whatever you want. And pleeease, more people to vote on this interesting topic! Greetings, Purple_People_Eater http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=484_1347130077 Purple_People_Eater Poll about religion 2.0 Religion, Poll, god, atheism, agnosticism, atheism Fri, 07 Sep 2012 19:28:29 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da6_1347058037 Purple_People_Eater Hi, just out of curiosity I asked myself how many people on LL are religious or not. Which means that they do, or not, believe in somekind of a higher entity (or more), which created the world, in relation to their origins. Lets go! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da6_1347058037 Purple_People_Eater Poll about Religion Religion, Poll, god, atheism Fri, 07 Sep 2012 06:20:50 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=323_1347011632 Purple_People_Eater A while ago I translated an episode of "Bernie und Ert", which was part of a german tv show and is a parody of Sesame streets Ernie and Bert with mature content. So, it's not for kids. Thought to put it up here, hope you'll like it. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=323_1347011632 Purple_People_Eater Bernie und Ert - Telefonsex (engl. subs) Bernie und Ert Telefonsex german comedy Ernie and Bert parody Wed, 05 Sep 2012 13:19:25 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=280_1346863876 Purple_People_Eater First audition of Live leak dance squad http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=280_1346863876 Purple_People_Eater Liveleak Dance Squad Liveleak sexy dance squad dave556 b0redj0red mrskin vikingrapesquad star53