http://www.liveleak.com/browse?channel_token=9d4_1302951327 Items in channel 'GrumpyAuldBastard' Wed, 22 May 2013 00:55:20 -0400 Liveleak http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/ll2/logo.gif http://www.liveleak.com/browse?channel_token=9d4_1302951327 Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:56:54 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dcc_1365684541 GrumpyAuldBastard But one thing is for certain - this photo just cannot have been taken in America. No sooner would she have sat down, than the bus would have been surrounded by SWAT, she'd be tazed, handcuffed by 34 cops, then shot..... and more than likely in Guantanamo now. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dcc_1365684541 GrumpyAuldBastard This bitch has either: balls of steel, an Irish sense of humour....or just incredibly stupid. boom Sat, 09 Feb 2013 14:38:29 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=55b_1360438377 GrumpyAuldBastard Five men have been jailed for taking part in an illegal horse and cart race through commuter traffic on one of the Republic of Ireland's busiest roads. The race which took place in County Cork last May, was uploaded to social networking websites and was viewed hundreds of thousands of times. At Cork District Court on Friday, the judge said the race had caused havoc and the men had shown total disregard for other road users. The men were jailed for five months.The judge deferred the sentencing of a sixth defendant until next month, when a probation report is due to be presented to the court. The road races are known as sulky races, and involve horses pulling riders in two-wheeled carts.Sulky races are traditionally associated with members of the travelling community. On the morning of 5 May 2012, footage of the race was recorded on mobile phones and it showed the carts weaving between fast-moving traffic, with some travelling on the wrong side of the road. Donal Daly, solicitor for five of the defendants, told the court such races are a tradition going back many years. However, he added that on the day more people than usual turned up to watch and a "normal race situation got out of control". The five men who were jailed were Patrick O'Brien, 25, of Woodford, Rossa Avenue, Bishopstown; James O'Brien, 28, of Inishannon Road, Fair Hill, Cork; Bernie McDonagh, 20, Nash's Boreen halting site, Cork; Daniel Stokes, 46 and Christopher Roche, 41, both of Knocknaheeny halting site, Cork. They all pleaded guilty to a number of charges including dangerous driving. In addition to the jail terms, the men were disqualified from driving for six years. The sixth defendant 18-year-old James Stokes from St Anthony's Park, Knocknaheeny will be sentenced on 2 March. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=55b_1360438377 GrumpyAuldBastard Remember this? - 5 jailed! Ireland,Cork,Horse,Racing Fri, 11 Jan 2013 11:04:07 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=286_1357919190 GrumpyAuldBastard SAN DIEGO-Following the events of last week, in which a crazed western lowland gorilla ruthlessly murdered 21 people in a local shopping plaza after escaping from the San Diego Zoo, sources across the country confirmed that national gorilla sales have since skyrocketed. "After seeing yet another deranged gorilla just burst into a public place and start killing people, I decided I need to make sure something like that never happens to me," said 34-year-old Atlanta resident Nick Keller, shortly after purchasing a 350-pound mountain gorilla from his local gorilla store. "It just gives me peace of mind knowing that if I'm ever in that situation, I won't have to just watch helplessly as my torso is ripped in half and my face is chewed off. I'll be able to use my gorilla to defend myself." "Law enforcement and animal control can only get there so quickly," Keller added. "And you never know when you'll need to use a gorilla to save your life." Reports confirmed that gorilla sales have historically risen sharply in the immediate aftermath of a major gorilla attack, most notably after the 2010 tragedy in the small town of Logan, NM, where 14 people, including two 5-year-old children and a 92-year-old woman, were viciously beaten to death by a 12-year-old gorilla who spontaneously attacked patrons of a crowded grocery store. The latest attack marked the fifth of its kind in the United States within the last six months and has reignited the explosive national debate over gorilla control, with thousands of outraged Americans reportedly demanding that their government representatives act immediately in order to prevent further bloodshed. "We've had to deal with too many gorilla-related tragedies, and we've had to bury too many innocent, feces-covered victims," said Nicole Simmons, President of the Mothers Against Gorillas coalition, who herself lost her 16-year-old son in the infamous Baker High School gorilla rampage of1997. "It's time to put an end to this. We need to get gorillas off the streets once and for all. Enough is enough." "The answer to this systemic problem is not more gorillas," Simmons continued, her eyes welling with tears. "The answer is fewer gorillas." .... As evidence, Simmons pointed to a 2011 University of Maryland study, which found that 98 percent of Americans who own a gorilla have never used them for defense against a home invasion. Simmons also cited widely reported studies confirming that people who keep gorillas in the home are 12 times more likely to have their arms torn off, and children in those households are 19 times more likely to be picked up by the legs and bashed repeatedly into the ground. Furthermore, many gorilla control advocates have reportedly called for statewide limits to the number of gorillas one can purchase and a federal ban on the ownership of silver backs, referencing as an example the tight gorilla laws in countries such as Japan, England, and Australia, where the annual rate of gorilla crimes is virtually nonexistent. "There is absolutely no reason-not for hunting, protection, or otherwise-that an ordinary citizen would need to possess a 600-pound silverback," said Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ), one of the most outspoken gorilla control advocates in Congress. "The general public frankly has no business owning apes of this size, and the only people who do are zookeepers who are trained to properly handle them. Otherwise, they are nothing but a threat to society and only serve to perpetuate more violence." Opponents to gorilla control legislation, however, appear to be fervent in their defense of their gorilla possession rights. A spokesperson for the powerful yet controversial national gorilla lobby told reporters that a ban on gorillas would not end incidents such as that in San Diego, as those who want the large primates could simply buy them from illegal dealers who smuggle them into the country from the jungles of sub-Saharan Africa. Many gorilla owners also told sources that the creatures are primarily used for legal hunting purposes and that the overwhelming majority of gorilla enthusiasts are completely responsible with their apes. "Listen, it's my God-given right as an American to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself and my family," said Nashua, NH resident James Harrington, 46, adding that he personally owns 12 different gorillas of various sizes, but keeps them "safely locked away in home." "And the government has another thing coming if they think they can come into my house and take away my gorillas." "What happened in San Diego was horrible, but that doesn't mean all gorillas are bad," Harrington added. "In fact, if every person at that mall had a gorilla, then the tragedy probably never would have even happened in the first place." At the time of going to press, and following the increase in national gorilla sales, four isolated gorilla attacks had just been reported across the country, with the overall civilian death toll currently estimated at 37. http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorilla-sales-skyrocket-after-latest-gorilla-attac,30860/?ref=auto http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=286_1357919190 GrumpyAuldBastard Sales of Gorillas' increase dramatically. gorilla,murder,law Wed, 02 Jan 2013 09:31:44 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=395_1357136732 GrumpyAuldBastard Famous for their intolerance, refusal to compromise and remembrance of the Battle of the Boyne in 1690, its nice to see they are making the effort to get into the 21st Century. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=395_1357136732 GrumpyAuldBastard The Orange Order Orange,Order,Belfast,gangnam Mon, 24 Dec 2012 06:57:32 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed1_1356350069 GrumpyAuldBastard http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed1_1356350069 GrumpyAuldBastard This kid should be President. gun,control,murder,usa,school,children Sun, 28 Oct 2012 18:20:33 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=294_1351462649 GrumpyAuldBastard Funny!.... and very well made. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=294_1351462649 GrumpyAuldBastard Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody) Mitt,Romney,Gangnam Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:05:22 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f92_1350867697 GrumpyAuldBastard A funny crowd of guys from the Isle of man who bring a whole new 'Keystone Cops' feel to a motorbike display team. Enjoy.......... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f92_1350867697 GrumpyAuldBastard The Purple Helmets The Purple Heads, Isle of Man, motorbike Sat, 13 Oct 2012 04:42:23 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34c_1350117734 GrumpyAuldBastard Very amusing, and well made version of 'The Simpsons' http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34c_1350117734 GrumpyAuldBastard The 'real' Simpsons Simpsons Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:54:47 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e66_1350071286 GrumpyAuldBastard Lippy biatch gets smacked up by pissed off driver. He'll no doubt live to regret this. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e66_1350071286 GrumpyAuldBastard Beautiful uppercut! - different & closer view bus,cleveland Sun, 22 Jul 2012 18:32:23 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d3_1342994614 GrumpyAuldBastard Last weekend in Libreville, Gabon, William Nocker was killed in a tragic and brutal 360 flip during the 2nd round of the Class-1 World Championship, the African Grand Prix. The race was cancelled, and the other teams led a memorial out to the spot where he died. His co-pilot, Kurt Age Olsen, is still in an induced coma, but off the critical list. In the video, Kurt is in the red race suit, and William, who died, is in the white racing overalls with #90 on his arm. These boats are 42 feet long, 14 feet wide, 5.5 tons, and can hit speeds of 180mph. At the time of the accident, they where doing about 120mph. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d3_1342994614 GrumpyAuldBastard Class-1 Powerboat accident Class-1,Powerboats,Offshore, Wed, 02 May 2012 05:01:30 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b35_1335948981 GrumpyAuldBastard I ain't got nuthin' to add other than "epic" http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b35_1335948981 GrumpyAuldBastard ...... gets jiggy with it kate,upton Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:33:24 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5b_1254990534 GrumpyAuldBastard How to insult Irish, American's and Indian 'call center' attendants in one foul swoop http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5b_1254990534 GrumpyAuldBastard Irish Phone Prank - Funny! Ireland,phone,prank,funny,birthcertificate