<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/">  <channel>
    <title>Liveleak.com Rss Feed - Items in channel 'e4bannan'</title>
    <link>http://www.liveleak.com/browse?channel_token=a73_1302947483</link>
    <description>Items in channel 'e4bannan'</description>
    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:48:22 -0400</pubDate>
    <atom:link href="http://www.liveleak.com/rss?channel_token=a73_1302947483" rel="self" />
    <generator>Liveleak</generator>
    <image>
      <url>http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/ll2/logo.gif</url>
      <title>Liveleak.com Rss Feed - Items in channel 'e4bannan'</title>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/browse?channel_token=a73_1302947483</link>
    </image>
              <item>
      <title>KHOU's Meteorologist and well dressed wino, David Paul, won't let a case of the hiccups stop him from bringing you the extended weather forecast.</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:20:53 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e23_1367341119</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>What's that you say? Just move on to the developing taco truck scandal story and get back to the weather later?? Bullshit! David's gonna bring you the Weather on the Nines if it kills him. Besides, he's gotta get this shit done because it's 5 o'clock somewhere and happy hour is about to start.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e23_1367341119</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/e23_1367341119" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/e23_1367341119" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2013/Apr/30/b5104cdcc8bb_thumb_6.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>KHOU's Meteorologist and well dressed wino, David Paul, won't let a case of the hiccups stop him from bringing you the extended weather forecast.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">news,weather,hiccups,houston,texas</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, AKA Cap'n Jihad, put the &amp;quot;loser&amp;quot; in loser.</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:49:03 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=429_1366662072</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>Apparently he's sucks at wrestling, too. Here he is getting used like a $2 whore with a yeast infection at the 2008-2009 Methuen High School Invitational.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=429_1366662072</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/429_1366662072" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/429_1366662072" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2013/Apr/22/941a33f7f8fd_thumb_2.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, AKA Cap'n Jihad, put the &amp;quot;loser&amp;quot; in loser.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">Dzhokhar Tsarnaev,wrestling,terrorist,loser</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>Babygirl's sweetness is gonna give you the diabeetus</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 13:20:57 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=30f_1360087644</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>When you're 3 yrs old, riding the train for the very first time is VERY exciting.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=30f_1360087644</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/30f_1360087644" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/30f_1360087644" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2013/Feb/5/db6cdc918aa1_thumb_4.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>Babygirl's sweetness is gonna give you the diabeetus</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">trains,fun,child,innocence </media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>RIP my fat, druggie, peanut butter and banana sammich eatin' friend. We hardly knew ye.</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:21:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=159_1351983346</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>Mother. Fucking. King. Elvis Presley had more talent than a room full of roller skating monkeys and got more ass than a toilet seat. So fellas, listen up. If you want your woman to go ass up and head down tonight, do two things. 1. Go knock that bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos out of her paw. And 2. Drag her over to the monitor. You're welcome.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=159_1351983346</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/159_1351983346" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/159_1351983346" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Nov/3/81b180767a5e_thumb_6.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>RIP my fat, druggie, peanut butter and banana sammich eatin' friend. We hardly knew ye.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">elvis presley,king of rock and roll</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>Spanish band available for wedding, bar mitzvahs, and hellish traffic jams  </title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 14:54:02 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c4_1346784453</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>Get it? Jams? Shut the hell up. Anyway, Kalifornia gives an impromptu concert on the A3 Highway to Hell in Spain.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c4_1346784453</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/3c4_1346784453" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/3c4_1346784453" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Sep/4/156397ab4989_thumb_6.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>Spanish band available for wedding, bar mitzvahs, and hellish traffic jams  </media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags"> spain, concert, kalifornia, traffic jam</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>I don't know if they're trying to help it up or plan on taking it home to eat it.</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2012 13:46:06 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cc7_1346694117</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>Either way, the camel doesn't want a f**king thing to do with it.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cc7_1346694117</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/cc7_1346694117" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/cc7_1346694117" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Sep/3/509e60645061_thumb_4.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>I don't know if they're trying to help it up or plan on taking it home to eat it.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">camel,does not want,</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>New York City. Come for the rich history and diverse culture. Stay for the hobo crutch fights.</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 01:32:36 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0e6_1346131474</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>Pro Tip: Next time you see a hobo with a some crutches and a cardboard sign, gird your loins for combat muthafucker.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0e6_1346131474</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/0e6_1346131474" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/0e6_1346131474" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Aug/28/6a3f2673e9ef_thumb_3.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>New York City. Come for the rich history and diverse culture. Stay for the hobo crutch fights.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">crutch fight,hobo,new york</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>Dude's a bitch who needs to sack the hell up and act like a man.</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:44:51 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6b2_1343774278</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>If a snow leopard eating a squirrel reduces you to a sniveling pantywaist, just go ahead and give your man card to the kid. He's the only one who seems to have any testosterone.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6b2_1343774278</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/6b2_1343774278" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/6b2_1343774278" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Jul/31/8dfcef33d55c_thumb_7.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>Dude's a bitch who needs to sack the hell up and act like a man.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">zoo,snow leopard,crybaby,bitch</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>Chinese Chuck Norris is all over this  knife wielding maniac like white on rice.</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 23:40:24 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15c_1342495212</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>After a deranged misfit shanks 2 security guards to death and wounds a 3rd at 
Guizhou Normal University , Chinese Chuck comes charging into view to take him down with a flying kick. Then it's on like Donkey Kong.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15c_1342495212</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/15c_1342495212" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/15c_1342495212" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Jul/16/9da29095264e_thumb_1.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>Chinese Chuck Norris is all over this  knife wielding maniac like white on rice.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">china,university,security guard,murder</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>Ahhh Philadelphia. The City of Brotherly Love and cab drivers taking a giant shit on the sidewalk.</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 17:52:00 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b82_1342474912</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>A city that was once the cradle of liberty is now a festering shithole(literally) of misery and blight. It's full of garbage. The people are hideous. Cabbies dropping deuces wherever the hell they please. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The only thing going for Philly is that it isn't Camden, NJ.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b82_1342474912</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/b82_1342474912" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/b82_1342474912" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Jul/16/a7db04589178_thumb_1.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>Ahhh Philadelphia. The City of Brotherly Love and cab drivers taking a giant shit on the sidewalk.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">philadelphia,cab,cab driver,</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>Failed robbery? Check. Bitch smacked into the sun glass rack? Check. Shooting the front door to escape? Check.</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2012 13:47:32 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a75_1341769059</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>You might want to find another line of work, bitch. An unidentified bitch shoves a gun in Apu's face in Harris County, Texas. Apu reaches across the counter and smacks him like the bitch he is then activates the lock on the front door. Bitch then has to shoot the door to escape. Thank you, come again.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a75_1341769059</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/a75_1341769059" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/a75_1341769059" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Jul/8/dba121601c60_thumb_1.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>Failed robbery? Check. Bitch smacked into the sun glass rack? Check. Shooting the front door to escape? Check.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">texas,harris county,robbery,suspect,bitch,shootin</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
                    <item>
      <title>You don't get named School Bus Driver of the Year by falling behind schedule.</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 23:17:26 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=13f_1341544037</link>
      <dc:creator>e4bannan</dc:creator>
      <description>And Goober here is going for his third consecutive win. Sure, sometimes you have to ignore speed limits and learn to stop on a dime while making a bus load of kiddies crap their Underoos. But anything worth doing is worth doing right.</description>
      <guid>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=13f_1341544037</guid>
      <enclosure type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/13f_1341544037" />      <media:content>
        <media:player url="http://www.liveleak.com/e/13f_1341544037" />        <media:credit role="author" scheme="http://www.liveleak.com">e4bannan</media:credit>
                <media:thumbnail url="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/thumbs/2012/Jul/5/7137d22316fb_thumb_1.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
        <media:title>You don't get named School Bus Driver of the Year by falling behind schedule.</media:title>
        <media:category label="Tags">school bus,driver,speeding,dangerous,reckless</media:category>
      </media:content>
    </item>
              </channel></rss>
	  