http://www.liveleak.com/browse?channel_token=d07_1318383250 Items in channel 'apaulsey' Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:03:34 -0400 Liveleak http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/ll2/logo.gif http://www.liveleak.com/browse?channel_token=d07_1318383250 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 13:52:24 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9cd_1370453338 apaulsey He gave me a good laugh! http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh04JF0P6lWn4l581S http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9cd_1370453338 apaulsey SNL Comedian "Jay Pharoah" Imitates Obama, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z, Chris Rock & Denzel Washington Jay Pharoah,sway,obama,Imitates,Lil Wayne,Jay-Z,Chris Rock,Denzel Washington Mon, 13 May 2013 17:37:23 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9bf_1368474609 apaulsey My dogs woke me up around 3:30 AM with some fierce barking. I grabbed my Judge 3" Magnum, a flashlight and headed towards the back fence. My dogs had managed to piss-off a huge doe and she was stomping hard and kicking the fence. As I got closer, she got even more pissy -I lifted my Judge when she put her hooves up on the fence, and I hollered to keep her from jumping the fence, trying to whoop my ass, and getting shot. She took off into the woods, but I could hear her pacing back-and-forth on the tree-line. Later that day, we found the fawn. Though we wanted to, so badly, we knew that we couldn't pet it. We put our dogs in the house so that the worried mom (who we could still hear pacing around in the woods) could come and get her baby. I'm a hunter and a conservationist. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9bf_1368474609 apaulsey Doe Leaves Her Fawn in my Back Yard fawn,baby,deer,doe Mon, 06 May 2013 12:23:16 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=016_1367841440 apaulsey This is my second post, on this, but with all of the compiled footage. My first post was only one clip. Hope at least someone will enjoy this -Even if just one, it was worth it. Thanks, apaulsey I live next to the county airport, just north of Houston, and we get to see a lot of really cool aircraft. The small airport is also the home of the 1st Battalion-158th Aviation Regiment, flying AH-64A Apaches (we constantly have to re-straighten pictures on our walls, from the rumble). Anyways, a couple of weeks ago, these Zeros were flying over the house all weekend (I believe they were practicing and are from the group TORA! TORA! TORA!) I've seen them at the Houston Airshow (Link Below). Really cool to have these guys diving in my back yard. http://www.toratoratora.com/home.html http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=016_1367841440 apaulsey (FULL VIDEO) Jap Zeros flying over my house zero,jap,japanese,wwii,ww2,pearl,harbor,planes,tora,Houston,Texas Sun, 05 May 2013 12:37:13 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f1a_1367769279 apaulsey Oh yeah, its CINCO DE MAYO! I was just on my way to my shop and came up on a slow moving pickup -It took me a second to realize that there was a goat tied up in the back. I started filming as the goat was trying to break free. Then, they started to turn into the local fairgrounds entrance -It didn't take long for me to realize what day it was. Obama's thoughts on the holiday: "Cinco de mayo reminds us that America's diversity is America's strength. Today, as we celebrate the contributions and history of Mexican Americans and Hispanics in America, let us celebrate the larger story of America and our unique immigrant heritage." http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2013/05/05/obama-cinco-do-mayo-statement/2136639/ Cinco de Mayo is once again upon us. Traditionally the province of Mexican heritage enthusiasts and drunk people, this year you can really own the holiday and impress your family and friends with these four fun facts. Don't worry, you'll be getting five facts worth of content on this list, but "Cinco Facts for Cinco de Mayo" is just trite. 1. Cinco de Mayo Means "Fifth Of May" Well, technically it means "Five of May," since "cinco" means "five" and "quinto" means "fifth," but it's close enough. This is why when someone asks you, "So, like, when is Cinco de Mayo?", it means she is either dumb or took French in grade school. If it's the former, she is probably the perfect audience for this joke you've been saving for just such an occasion, "What do you call four matadors in quicksand? CUATRO SINKO!" Although, let's be real, that's a joke that will kill with both high and low brow audiences, especially if both audience have already had a few margaritas. Those aware of Mexican heritage, whose ranks you are soon to join, might point out that matadors are typically Spanish and that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with Spain. This brings us to fact numero dos. 2. Cinco de Mayo Does Not Commemorate Mexican Independence You might be thrown off by the fact that "Cinco de Mayo" follows the naming conventions of "Fourth of July," and get tricked into thinking Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexico's Independence Day. Don't worry, this is a classic rookie mistake. Mexico's independence day is actually celebrated on September 16. I've found a very effective way to compensate for such a faux pas is to simply throw a very extravagant Mexican Independence Day party in September. Here is how it works: your friends will be sitting around, probably discussing your many shortcomings and one of them will say, "Remember that time Cait thought Cinco de Mayo celebrated Mexico's independence from Spain? God, what a idiot." And then someone else will say, "No, she throws a huge Mexican Independence Day party in the fall every year. It must have been some one else," and just like that your reputation as a person with a reasonable knowledge of Mexican history is restored. 3. Cinco de Mayo Commemorates the Battle Of Puebla Cinco de Mayo actually celebrates the victory of Mexican forces against the French in the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862. Some facts you should know about the Battle of Puebla - that's right, facts on facts on facts, told ya you'd get your five-facts-worth - include that the victory was of symbolic, rather then strategic significance. In fact, after the defeat at Puebla, the French still managed to occupy Mexico for six more years through the puppet government of Emperor Ferdinand Maximilian. Many described this move by Napoleon III as, "#Rude," but that didn't stop him. Nonetheless, Battle of Puebla became a rallying cry for resistance fighters, as it represented the victory of Mexican forces over the French against great odds. 4. Cinco de Mayo is More Widely Celebrated in the U.S. Than in Mexico Perhaps due to its dubious significance as an event or the existence of an actual independence day to celebrate instead, Cinco de Mayo is not widely celebrated in Mexico. It's believed that Cinco de Mayo was first celebrated by Americans of Mexican heritage during the American Civil War. It underwent a resurgence in popularity in the States during the 1960s, when Chicano activists championed the holiday as an example of indigenous people's rejection of the rule of invading Europeans. Today Cinco de Mayo can be likened to a Mexican St. Patrick's Day, in that a) in terms of a celebration of heritage, it matters a lot more to those who have left the country whose heritage it honors, and b) every one else just uses it as an excuse to drink excessive amounts of vaguely ethnically-themed alcohol. For those of you who would like to experience a more authentic Mexican holiday or just want an excuse to ring in the autumn season with a healthy dose of mescal, I will see you on September 16. http://www.policymic.com/articles/39807/cinco-de-mayo-2013-4-facts-about-the-holiday If you live near the Houston area and you cherish your life, please stay off of the roads. The drinking has already started -Shit's about to get real! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f1a_1367769279 apaulsey 5/5/13 - Why is there a goat tied-down in the back of that truck? cinco de mayo,goat,truck,drunk,driving,mexico,houston,texas Fri, 03 May 2013 15:45:04 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dab_1367605601 apaulsey I live next to the county airport, just north of Houston, and we get to see a lot of really cool aircraft. The small airport is also the home of the 1st Battalion-158th Aviation Regiment, flying AH-64A Apaches (we constantly have to re-straighten pictures on our walls, from the rumble). Anyways, a couple of weeks ago, these Zeros were flying over the house all weekend (I believe they were practicing and are from the group TORA! TORA! TORA!) I've seen them at the Houston Airshow (Link Below). Really cool to have these guys diving in my back yard -I'll upload a video with consolidated footage (and edited to help with the shaky camera). -Thanks http://www.toratoratora.com/home.html http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dab_1367605601 apaulsey Jap Zeros flying over my house Japanese, zeros, planes, houston Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:23:53 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d21_1366759556 apaulsey Been to China a few times with many videos taken from my iPhone -This is the first of many to come. The seafood section, in Wal-Mart, is more like the aquariums we have in Houston. Very interesting for me to see what I had been eating in the past few days. Enjoy! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d21_1366759556 apaulsey apaulsey's China adventures No. 1: Wal-Mart Seafood Section, Nanjing Wal-Mart,walmart,china,nanjing Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:13:18 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4b7_1366682909 apaulsey As above. Tripping balls... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4b7_1366682909 apaulsey Young Woman Tripping on Meth in Walmart Woman, high, meth, Walmart Thu, 07 Mar 2013 20:42:35 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1d1_1362706618 apaulsey Memorial Day is now marked on my calendar.. . http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1d1_1362706618 apaulsey The Hangover Part III - Official Teaser Trailer [HD] the,hangover,part,3,iii Thu, 07 Mar 2013 20:35:02 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b1d_1362705947 apaulsey BREAKING NEWS: The leading cause of death... is life! I've never seen this before and have always wondered why we slowly deteriorate. Please enjoy My Source: http://clipnation.com/science-aging/ http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b1d_1362705947 apaulsey The Science of Aging the,science,of,aging,death Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:09:46 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bef_1362664775 apaulsey This woman would do this every day. ZERO FUCKS given, even though the sidewalk is right in front of a day care. CLEVELAND -- A Cleveland woman has been cited by police after being caught on camera driving on a sidewalk to avoid stopping for a Cleveland school bus. The bus stops each day on East 38th Street to pick up a wheelchair bound student. Source of video and report: WFMY News 2 Source link: http://www.digtriad.com/video/1838607962001/1/Caught-on-camera-Driver-uses-sidewalk-to-avoid-school-bus http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bef_1362664775 apaulsey Caught on camera: Driver uses sidewalk to avoid school bus woman,goes,around,school,bus,cleveland,caught Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:24:50 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c7a_1362586699 apaulsey Published on Mar 5, 2013 The Dutch Parkinson's Society has released its own controversial take on the Harlem Shake dance craze featuring a sufferer of Parkinson's disease. In the clip, society chairman Eric Roos shakes out of control in an office kitchen because of a lack of medication while the song Harlem Shake by Baauer plays. The video imitates the Harlem Shake internet meme, in which one person dances to the song apparently unnoticed by those around them for 15 seconds before the bass drops and everyone joins in. But instead of others dancing with Mr Roos, the video ends with him falling to the floor and colleagues running to his aid. The clip, created by advertising agency Saatchi & Saatchi, ends with slogan, "Shaking, fun for some ... daily struggle for others". On its website, the group said the footage aimed to shock viewers and show the daily reality of the disease was much more than a trembling hand or foot. However, some viewers questioned the tastefulness of the society's video. The Harlem Shake is a viral trend created by a group of teenage boys on the Sunshine Coast. My source for report: http://www.youtube.com/user/worldviralvideonews?feature=watch My source for video: http://vimeo.com/60731577 http://vimeo.com/amsterdamadblog http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c7a_1362586699 apaulsey Parkinson's Group Produces the 'Worst Harlem Shake Ever' parkinson's,disease,harlem,shake,dutch,commercial Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:54:04 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f8c_1361903968 apaulsey Haha! That explains everything now! I'm not sure about the CROCS -You either love 'em or hate 'em KIMYE? Seriously? Video from MSNVideo.com Credits from individual video sources provided in video. Music provided by ACE OF BASE! "I Saw The Sign" http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f8c_1361903968 apaulsey Proof That God Is Trying To Tell Us Something Proof, God, Trying, Telling, Showing, funny