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      <title>Leno: It's Gotten So Bad for Obama Fox News Changed Its Slogan to 'See, I Told You So!'</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:05:50 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>star53</dc:creator>
      <description>Political Humor</description>
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      <title>Must see. Sniper in stadium.</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 15:17:51 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>A above</description>
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      <title>Crazy old man compilation from the cheech &amp;amp; chong movies</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 07:14:08 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Norian</dc:creator>
      <description>Just a little compilation I made featuring the old man from two of the old cheech &amp;amp; chong movies, second clip starts at 6:00 minute mark for those who don't want to sit through the first part, although I'd say its well worth it.</description>
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      <title>You're Our Guest Worker - Future Democrat Voters</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:04 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>Don't call them welfare colonists.  Call them undocumented Democrat voters. Once the amnesty is rammed through, they will be Democrats. In the meantime, they are guest workers. Gang of Eight Quislings member Lettuce McCain loves importing them so much, he is inspired to song.</description>
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      <title>Anthony Weiner Version! Democrat Party Commercial</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:18:53 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>Jimmy Z</description>
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      <title>Man on the scooter vs Police</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 08:24:10 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>hahaha</description>
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      <title> Keynesian Economic Theory As Applied To Private Sector Independent Contracting</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:37:54 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>A report says that sex workers in Westminster are at greater risk of 
violence because of a fall in demand and an increase in those selling 
sex.

 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-... 

Taken from:
BEFORE TURNING THE GUN ON HIMSELF

Available direct from Doug Stanhope at:
 http://www.dougstanhope.com/store/ 

Available for digital download: 

UK -  http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0... 

US -  http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007...</description>
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      <title>Witnesses beaten while getting to court for a testimony.</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 03:34:34 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>Somebody doesn't want them to testify...
(Google translate):
Marius and Petronela Plai that day went on trial Court Gura Humor, when they were attacked by persons close to one of the individuals who were to be judged. Aggression occurred last Friday on May 17, but only yesterday appeared on the Internet this  video of the massacre that occurred a few meters of the Court. Although it's been a week since then, the police officers have not arrested  the aggressors.</description>
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      <title>*Graphic* Pictures of severed pinky finger of Jesse James the reality TV/Custom bike builder.</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 02:38:11 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Aminjoon</dc:creator>
      <description>Jesse James   cut off a large portion of his pinky finger on Tuesday, but he appears to be keeping his sense of humor intact.

&quot;OOOpps, Bad day at the office,&quot; the 44-year-old ex-husband of   Sandra Bullock   wrote in a caption on a very gruesome photo of his severed finger he posted on Instagram.

Adding, &quot;Headed 2 Surgery in a few #PayUpSucker @ University Medical Center.&quot;

The reality TV/motorcycle guru wasn't sure if the severed portion of his finger could be saved.

&quot;Doesn't look like this little dude's gonna make it, Nice know'n you little buddy,&quot; he wrote in another photo caption.

As he was headed to surgery, he posted yet another photo (where he did not appear too fazed by the incident), writing, &quot;Heading 2 surgery... &quot;#jessejames #westcoastchoppers #StillMetal.

As of Wednesday morning, the fate of Jesse's pinky is unknown.




  -- Jesse Spero</description>
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      <title> Jon McNaughton: Liberalism is a Disease  .</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:05:42 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Luke 22 36</dc:creator>
      <description>.

 http://www.jonmcnaughton.com/ 



.

I like to paint pictures that express how I feel about what is happening in America.

We

 have a disease.  It's infecting every aspect of our society and it's 

time we did something about it. Some of these people I really like and 

some I don't, but for the sake of our health, our children and our 

sanity, we need to take drastic action quickly.

What if we could 

bring them all together, put them on a deserted island and quarantine 

them for say a hundred years? They believe they have all the answers to 

everything. But every liberal idea I've ever seen has led to total 

failure.  If they were right, their new island home would be a utopia 

before long. Let's look at the most liberal communities in the country. 

 New York City, Detroit, Chicago...how are they doing? Yes, I say let's 

quarantine them and let nature take its course. 





You might have this disease if you believe:



We

 should remove guns from law-abiding citizens who have a right to 

protect themselves, and leave them in the hands of criminals who will 

acquire the firearms illegally anyway they can.  How many gun-free zones

 do you know that have low murder rates?



The same liberals who 

are trying to save us, turn around and demand abortion rights for women 

at the expense of over 53 million human lives.



Raise the national

 debt to meet the continued demand for welfare and entitlement spending 

at the expense of our country's economic future.



Fight a war 

against terrorism without identifying who the enemy is because of 

political correctness and then allow illegal aliens to cross the border 

by the millions.



Provide kid glove treatment to Islamic radicals 

and unfriendly regimes and then show religious intolerance to Jews and 

Christians.



Allow a minority of Gay Rights Activists to dictate the definition of marriage and force Christians to comply.



Use environmentalism to thwart the energy interests of Americans at a time of great financial stress and national security.





McNaughton Answers to Liberal Questions:



Why are you making fun of these people?

Most

 of my paintings are serious in nature, (although liberals find them 

amusing) this one is more of a satire.  This means to me, that although 

it is humorous on the surface, the underlying message is very serious.  

Liberals use humor relentlessly as a tool to suppress conservative 

ideas.  As always, if my paintings can cause someone to think about or 

debate the serious issues, it was successful.



Are you selling prints of this?

No,

 there are copyright restrictions.  There are some things more important

 than money.  My hope is to help people wake up to effects of liberalism

 in America.  



Do you think all liberals are bad?

Well, yes, 

but I'm talking about their ideologies, which are destructive.  I have 

many liberal friends.  I know many good people that for some unfortunate

 reason are infected by the disease.



How did you decide whom to include in the painting?

I

 chose well-known liberals in different fields that influence Americans 

every day. There are many more who I could have included that I think 

are spreading the disease.  Perhaps, some liberals will be pleased if 

they were included in the painting; like a &quot;badge of honor.&quot;  



Why is Satan in the painting?  Are you saying these people are Satanic??

I

 don't know that.  Perhaps most of them are just deceived.  Satan is 

what I call the &quot;Number One Liberal.&quot;  Liberalism is about control.  

Satan wants to promise you everything in exchange for your freedom.  He 

uses lies; deceit and compulsion to have you do his bidding.  In the 

end, you are left with nothing.  How has any liberal idea ever ended 

well?   It is instant satisfaction at the expense of your soul.  Yes, 

liberalism is a disease.</description>
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      <title>FBI tracks down muslim immigrant with possible connection to Boston Bombing, shoots him to death in self-defense :) Another Pedophile Bites the DUST!</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:19:38 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>PanchoSaurusRex</dc:creator>
      <description>Boston bombing suspect's friend Ibragim Todashev killed in FBI shootout
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 News) The FBI was involved in a fatal shooting near Universal Studios 
in Orlando, Fla., early Wednesday that killed a man with ties to the 
older brother suspected in last month's deadly terrorist bombing at the 
Boston Marathon.  CBS News senior correspondent John 
Miller, a former FBI assistant director, reported on &quot;CBS This Morning&quot; 
that the man, Ibragim Todashev, was friends with Tamerlan Tsarnaev, a 
suspect in the attack that killed three people and injured more than 260
 others.  The FBI has not commented on the relationship between Todashev and Tsarnaev but confirmed that Todashev died in the shootout.

    Special Section: Boston Marathon Bombing  

  Miller
 reported that FBI agents went to Todashev's apartment complex after 
midnight Wednesday morning to question him. Todashev had been on the 
bureau's radar since Tsarnaev was identified as a suspect in the 
bombing.  &quot;He had been interviewed along with a number of 
other people in the apartment complex, but the interest in him was 
higher because of a couple of factors: He was in contact with Tamerlan 
Tsarnaev, he had been to Boston to visit him, and he was planning a trip
 to Chechnya,&quot; Miller said.  FBI agents went to question him overnight after there were indications that he canceled that trip, Miller said.

  &quot;In the encounter in the apartment, something went wrong,&quot; Miller said.

  In
 a statement Wednesday, the FBI said, &quot;We are currently responding to a 
shooting incident involving an FBI special agent. The incident occurred 
in Orlando, Florida. The agent encountered the suspect while conducting 
official duties. The suspect is deceased. We do not have any further 
details at this time. We expect to have more information later this 
morning.&quot;  Later Wednesday morning, the FBI dispatched a 
team to Orlando to review the shooting and was expected to arrive there 
within 24 hours.  Tamerlan Tsarnaev was killed in a 
shootout with police outside Boston in the days after the marathon 
bombings. His younger brother, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, remains in federal 
custody awaiting trial.</description>
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      <title>A Democrat Auto-Tune Short</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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