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    <pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 11:59:12 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>WildBillforAmerica and Hell - you're going!</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 17:56:11 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Big_Bang</dc:creator>
      <description>Political commentator Wild Bill gives his opinions on Hell and how democrat devils and demons are going there to roast, he is an expert on the subject having studied two semesters at Montana Bible College, he was expelled after two semesters when he was caught masturbating in class during a lecture on the virginity of Mary.</description>
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      <title>Comedy Central - &lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;Roast&lt;/span&gt; of Joan Rivers [Uncensored] </title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:17:21 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>The entire &quot;roasting&quot; of Joan:</description>
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      <title>8 and 5 yo brothers severely burned after playing Wolf &lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;Roast&lt;/span&gt; Sheep from cartoon movie</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 02:58:33 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>8 yo boy tied 5 yo younger brother up on a tree and then set the grass on the ground on fire, which is the scene from a cartoon movie, Wolf Roast Sheep. The younger brother was severely burned after his clothes caught fire before villagers put it out.

Google translate

15:00 yesterday, was severely burned slowly aged 8 and 5-year-old the vast brothers, by ambulance from the the Jiangsu Lianyungang delivered hospitalized.

It is understood that led to the two brothers injured because actually they play in the plot to imitate cartoon Wolf roast lamb, the same village, another 9-year-old boy tied to a tree caused by the ignition.

&quot;He rarely cry, pain, even adults can ill afford.&quot;

Hear the cries of the son, father Lee Kang red eyes, the afternoon of April 6, 2011, he and his wife took the two sons to plant trees.

In the meantime, two children shouting thirsty. So he let the brothers go home and drink plenty of water. But, wait half an hour to once again see two sons, two children have not people look like.

Clothes, the body can not burn a human form, one coke burnt taste. &quot;

Lee Kang said, later learned, two sons and the same village 9-year-old Shun Shun play the game, to imitate the &quot;Pleasant Goat and gray too Wolf&quot; cartoon in ash too wolf roasted lamb's episode, cis with the village to do the rope of the bamboo broom, to slowly and Hao-hao put it in the trunk.

Shun Shun ignition ignited the hay on the ground, the fire downwind potential burn brothers body. But for the villagers passing, to help the fire, two sons may have gone.
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      <title>French &lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;Roast&lt;/span&gt;</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 14:09:41 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>Don't judge people by the way that they</description>
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      <title>Gilbert Does Joan Rivers...Literally...LOL </title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:23:57 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>How tony blairs sister inlaw became muslim.</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 19:00:37 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2319530/How-Lauren-Booth-good-Muslim-husband--advert-internet.html




  How Lauren Booth found a good Muslim husband - with an advert on the internet  


 :Ms Booth, 45, announced her quest for a partner on Facebook 
 :She has now announced she has married a devout Muslim man 

She is known for writing about  her colourful private life, her dramatic conversion to Islam and a spectacular falling-out with her half-sister, Cherie Blair.

So perhaps it's no surprise that when Lauren Booth decided she wanted a new husband, she advertised on Facebook.

And after announcing her quest for a partner to her 7,000 Facebook 'friends' last year, Ms Booth, 45, has now announced she is wed.

 


The Mail on Sunday can reveal her husband is Sohale Ahmed, a devout Muslim and divorced father of three from Stockport, Manchester.

Mr Ahmed must have survived a stern examination of his credentials to earn Ms Booth's affections. For in her Facebook announcement, she promised a 'series of rigorous tests of din  , finances and personality'. 
 

He would have to have his own teeth and be able to 'pray' and to 'pay', she added. Secret drinkers, CIA stooges and anyone who  fancied Sunday roast at her brother-in-law Tony Blair's house were told they need not apply. 

The journalist and broadcaster - a vocal opponent of the Iraq War who now works for Iran's state-owned news channel Press TV - said anyone who wished to have lunch with Mr Blair was discounted because it meant they liked eating with 'Muslim-murdering former leaders'.


 


'Still interested?' Ms Booth asked at the end of the advert. 'Well, you'd better be brave and funny.' 

Despite issuing such a daunting challenge, Ms Booth has now reported her marriage on Facebook. Mr Ahmed is listed as the managing director of Ms Booth's pro-Palestinian charity, Peace 2012. 

Her 49-year-old new husband has also posted Facebook pictures of Ms Booth. 

It is unclear how the couple met, but Ms Booth, a devout Muslim and human-rights activist, has spoken at various rallies and events, produced by Mr Ahmed through his company X Events.

It is not the first time Facebook has played a major role in Ms Booth's life.


 


In 2009, she changed her Facebook status from 'married' to 'divorced', following a row with her first husband Craig Darby when they and their two daughters lived in France. 

Days later, a serious motorbike accident left him with brain injuries. 

The accident and recovery were documented by Ms Booth in newspaper articles. 

Though she had admitted that changing her Facebook status was juvenile, she later wrote that despite being grateful her husband had survived the crash, the man she had loved was dead.

'I miss my dead husband, his passion and his bravery,' she wrote.

The couple divorced in 2011.


now you all know why tony blair has stuffed this country by filling it with scum.</description>
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      <title>Plated Cumberland Sausage Meal</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:49:06 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>KittyKat</dc:creator>
      <description>Yesterday I made the Cumberland sausage and let it rest overnight.  Here it is in the skillet getting ready to bake at 350F for 30-45 minutes.  This the first I time I have baked a sausage and was looking forward  to trying the technique.  The cast iron skillet is perfect for the job.
 

While the sausage was cooking I made the onion gravy.  It is very close to a French Onion soup and I wanted to caramelize the onions but I stayed true to the recipe and resisted.  My only addition was some Worcestershire sauce.

 

A few potatoes boiling to be mashed right before serving.

 

After the sausage was done baking I put it on a burner on high heat to quickly brown the bottom and then put it under the broiler in the oven to brown the top.  It came out just right.

 

The gravy perfectly complemented the sausage and you can't go wrong with gravy and mashed potatoes.  The broccoli help offset the guilt from eating a somewhat high fat meal.

 

All in all this was a pretty easy meal to make.  The sausage in the oven doesn't need any attention and neither do the boiling potatoes.  The gravy needs limited supervision so you don't brown the onions.  My wife and I really enjoyed it and we enough leftover for another meal. 
 Thanks to  pigshead  for the inspiration and recipe for the sausage! 

  Cumberland Sausage   http://www.greatbritishkitchen.co.uk 

This famous sausage is usually presented coiled up like a long rope and often bought by length rather than weight. It is at its best when baked whole.
Ingredients
450 Gram Shoulder of pork, boned and skinned, cut into strips (1 lb)
175 Gram Hard back pork fat, cut into strips (6 oz)
1/2 Rasher Smoked bacon, cut into strips
1/2 Teaspoon Nutmeg
1/2 Teaspoon Mace
25 Gram White breadcrumbs, soaked in 8 tbsp hot water (1 oz)
Sausage skins
Method
Makes about 675g (1 1/2 lb)

Coarsely mince the pork, fat and bacon, then mince with a medium blade. Add the spices and breadcrumbs and mix well. Set aside, covered.

Rinse the salt from the sausage skins. Ease one end of a piece of skin on to the cold tap. Run cold water gently through the skin, to make sure there are no splits or large holes. Turn off the tap, remove the skin and ease it onto the long spout of the sausage-making attachment to the mincing machine. Screw the whole thing on to the mincing machine with a coarse blade in position.

Feed the pork sausagemeat through the mincing machine again, and as it comes through, slide the skin gently off the attachment and coil it on a large plate. Do not divide into links. Leave in the fridge until the next day. Bake the whole coil for 30-45 minutes at 180 ^0C / 350 ^0F / Gas 4.

  Onion Gravy  

 http://britishfood.about.com/od/recipeindex/r/oniongravy.htm 

A thick, rich, sticky onion gravy is the perfect sauce for many great traditional British and Irish meat dishes. This recipe for onion gravy is so quick and simple to make and is perfect with Bangers (sausages) and Mash, most roast meats, slathered on a  Toad in the Hole  or as a filling for  Yorkshire puddings. 
Prep Time: 5 minutesCook Time: 20 minutesTotal Time: 25 minutesIngredients:2 medium onions, peeled and thinly sliced 2 tbsp vegetable or cold-pressed rapeseed oil 2 tbsp butter 1 tsp sugar 1 tsp balsamic vinegar 750ml/ 3 cups beef stock 4 tsp corn flour/corn starch 4 tsp cold water Salt and black pepper  Preparation:Melt the oil and butter in a large saucepan over a gentle heat. Add the onion and cover with a lid. Cook slowly for approx 10 mins or until the onions are soft and translucent, take care not to burn, the onions should not be browned. Add the sugar and balsamic vinegar to the onions and stir well. Cover with the lid and continue to cook for a further 5 minutes, again making sure they don't catch. Add the stock and boil gently uncovered for 5 minutes. In a heatproof jug or bowl mix the corn starch/flour with the cold water to create a thin paste. Pour a little of the hot gravy into the starch mixture and mix thoroughly. Pour the starch mixture back into the gravy, raise the heat to high and boil for 10 minutes or until the gravy is slightly thickened. Season with salt and pepper and keep warm until ready to serve.  Note: To create a shine on the gravy whisk 1 tsp of ice cold butter into the finished gravy before serving.</description>
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      <title>Beer/Food Say</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:24:21 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>hotjobz</dc:creator>
      <description>If the weather would ever clear up, i would be outside with my camera.  oh well, it looks like another Beer/Food say!</description>
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      <title>Whitehouse Correspondents' Dinner</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:05:41 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description>Colbert roasts George Bush 2006</description>
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      <title>Cook-off of armored vehicle on the Syrian countryside after rebel attack, full version </title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 07:56:22 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>The full snackbaring version of this early spring roast.
tank has a burning engine before the AT misses him, later fire burns with some firework display.
Note: Fire probably from burning truck who might have been carrying ammo and not the tank or some other APC, can't tell for sure.
Double snackbar warning- they snackbar in the radio as well.</description>
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      <title>Meet Loca, the pug that cannot run..</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:30:34 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>michielsnip</dc:creator>
      <description>It seems like a lot of people know Loca the pug but I never heard of him...
Owner says:
This is our little pug Loca. We love her to bits but she does make us laugh :-) Be sure and watch to the end as it's the moral of the story that counts :-).She can have a whole roast chicken to herself if she gets a thousand hits..


By the way a lot of folk ask what the music is and it's actually old traditional Irish. You may however know it from Val Doonicans 'Delaneys Donkey' from back in the 60's

Just so everyone understands, Loca suffers from a mild brain disorder. It is operable but risky and as the vet says she is unaware anything is  wrong with her and will live a long and healthy life, we decided not to risk losing her.

She is loved by all, spoilt rotten and closely protected by the other dogs and lives her life to the full despite her difficulty running. All that said she is very funny to watch so we thought we should share with others and hope she brings as much joy to you as she does to us.

Mal</description>
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      <title>Vegemite Challange - yoursay</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:54:10 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>kmmouse</dc:creator>
      <description>After our last video with trying marmite, Jenva offered to
send us some vegemite to try.  Big,
thanks Jen!!!  To me they taste about the
same.  LOL  Vegemite does seem to be a bit thicker.    Per
her suggestion, my next pot of stew/pot roast will include a little, definitely seems like a good base.

Anyway, Hollow Eyes challenged my son to eat a spoon full of Vegemite as a challenge for some Aussie cookies.  LMAO  


We think this Vegemite challenge should replace the cinnamon
challenge.  :P</description>
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