http://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=rodent Sat, 25 May 2013 19:25:43 -0400 Liveleak http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/ll2/logo.gif http://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=rodent Wed, 22 May 2013 12:29:37 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=284_1369238388 Setright FOREIGN OFFICERS CAUGHT ALIVE FROM FRANCE, ENGLAND, BELGIUM, NETHERLANDS, QATAR AND TURKEY!! EFFORTS TO RELIEVE THE TRAPPED REBELS IN AL-QUSAYR FAIL MISERABLY AT TAL-KALAKH Syrian Army regulars cheer their comrades on after completely wiping out the rebels in Al-Haydariyya 3 days ago. They are now in Al-Qusayr to finish the job once and for all. SEIGED COMMANDERS EXHORT TERRORISTS TO RUSH TO AL-QUSAYR; GEORGE ZABRA SCREAMS INTO MICROPHONES KNOWING NO ONE IS LISTENING; MI INTERCEPTS OF TERRORIST COMMUNICATIONS DEMONSTRATE A ZERO INTEREST IN REINFORCEING AL-QUSAYR. George Sabra, a/k/a Syria's Captain Kangaroo, and capo di tutti capi of the Syrian National Council, has eructed some speech in Istanbul urging his fighters to "rush" to Al-Qusayr to help the heroic, cowering rebels nestled among the innocent civilians behind whom they are hiding. Sabra, (also spelled "Zabra"), used exhortatory language reminiscent of Mussolini in demanding that they do what is impossible, namely: charge headlong into the arms of our thousands of troops and militia now surrounding the area with a stranglehold so tight neither mouse nor grub can penetrate. George Sabra, seen here in Paris France. SyrPer will confirm to you that our forces inside Al-Qusayr have destroyed over 200 tunnels dug by the rodent-moles of the Jabhat Al-Nusra rebels. Inside those tunnels, as we reported yesterday, were some odd customers. Oh, they were not the run-of-the-mill heart-chewing terrorist to whom we have gotten accustomed. No way! These were actual intelligence agents from the following countries: FRANCE, ENGLAND, BELGIUM, HOLLAND, QATAR, TURKEY AND SAUDI ARABIA!!! The foreign terrorist enablers and intelligence officers are now in Damascus where they will be expected to talk generously. Gosh! We hope Syrian Air Force Intelligence plays a role in this. What a horrorshow! This FSA Al-NUSRA rebel weeps in an alleyway of Al-Qusayr as the SAA prepares to overrun his position. This photo was taken by fellow rodents who think that the scene will inspire more mercenaries to come to the aid of the cannibals inside this town. SYRPER CAN CONFIRM THAT THE ISREALI JEEP SEIZED BY SAA CONTAINED ELECTRONIC WARFARE AND INTELLIGENCE EQUIPMENT WHICH IS NOW BEING EXAMINED BY IRANIAN EXPERTS. SYRPER HAS CONFIRMED THE DEATH OF AL-NUSRA LEADER "WARDAAN AL-ZUHOORI" (A/K/A "ABU 'UMAR ") ON THE BORDER WITH LEBANON . HE WAS A SCOURGE IN THE CITY OFTEN TAKING WOMEN'S JEWELRY AS "RECOMPENSE FOR OUR JIHAD". DETAILED UP-DATE FROM AL-QUSAYR: The main groups fighting the SAA in Al-Qusayr are the "Kataa'eb 'Umar Al-Faarooq", "Kataa'eb Al-Waadi", "Kataa'eb Faarooq" and "Ahfaad Al-Sahaabi" (also called "Al-Muhaajiroon) . The last group is made up of exclusively foreign elements, many from the Arabian countries and Iraq. We know this because their communication system has been compromised and they inevitably announce their titles whenever communicating with other rebels. With 70% of Al-Qusayr now in SAA hands, the northern part of the city now awaits the cleansing of its homes and streets. Interestingly, SAA sappers, who are now world-class masters at disabling IEDs, have found hundreds of them installed in cars, homes and streets. The purpose is pretty clear: to kill SAA soldiers as they approach the final goal. But, SAA MI and engineering corps, have proven themselves very adept at neutralizing points in which remote control operators are situated and then going in to dismantle the IEDs. It's a pretty hair-raising kind of work, but they are the best. Tunnels in this town were clearly built with Palestinian know-how learned acquired in Beirut and Gaza. The fingerprints of these Palestinian traitors are everywhere, even in the dialect which is heard on occasion during satellite communication. Wael says that his sources describe a situation typical of insurgencies which cower behind civilians. The terrorist's hiding in the Northern Neighbourhoods are banking, accurately I'm told, on SAA unwillingness to subject the civilian population to heavy bombardment. This will delay the entry and liberation of these neighbourhoods. However, it is reported to Wael that families are raising white flags from balconies and begging the army to enter. It is very frustrating for the SAA. All sources report an attempt by commanders in Lebanon to send in reinforcements via the Tal-Kalakh corridors. They failed miserably. From Haalaat, 'Uzayr and 'Uyoon Al-Sha'ra, they tried desperately to enter. All were killed. No wounded. We have no names because their bodies are strewn in areas not considered safe for investigators. Wael reports that 33 were put down by militia, SAA and border police. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=284_1369238388 Setright CHILLING SCENES OF HORROR CREATED BY IN AL-QUSAYR AS COWARDS HIDE WITHIN WHOLE FAMILIES DENIED THE RIGHT TO LEAVE THE CITY BY AL-NUSRA WORLD NEWS, MIDDLE EAST,SYRIA Tue, 14 May 2013 09:01:58 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=513_1368536087 LaGrandeBouffe These FSA mercenaries were trained by western instructors in Jordan and have arrived in Syria, but ... after one day fight they look not so good. Wasted money of western taxpayers ;-) ****************************************** ALEPPO Layramoon: 8 rodents belonging to J.N. wiped out. All were foreigners. Tunisians suspected in the group. Handaraat Mosque: 2 rats killed. No id. Mannagh Airbase: The fun continues. SAA seized a brand new 23mm machine gun cannon. Thanks again to Prince Pedophile of Qatar. ****************************************** DER'AH SAUDI APE EXCREMENT FOUND WITH KUWAITI GRUB: Jaassem: Remnant creepy-crawlers from Khirbat Ghazzala were surrounded and put down: Ammaar Al-Shammari (SAUDI SPUTUM; FILTH) Mahmoud Al-Mutayri (KUWAITI PUS AND GNAT) Daawood Khaatem Ali Suwaylima Another 4 could not be identified. 6 taken prisoner and warbling. ****************************************** IDLIB TURK RAT KILLED: MAHAATEER SABI'UDDEEN (Turkish rodent) Abdul-Qaader Uthmaan Muhammad Jum'a Kazwaan Muhammad Bakkoor Jabal Al-Arba'een: At the Al-Fanaar Restaurant, 17 rodents went to Hell on a greased aluminum pole: Mundhir Sab'aawi Ismaa'eel Al-Jood Jamaal Mallaah Mustafa Hussayni The rest have either not been identified or could not be identified due to absence of documentation. ABU DHUHOOR AIRBASE REGION SCENE OF UNBELIEVABLE CARNAGE AS SYRIAN ARMY DEFIES ODDS AND SMASHES OBAMA'S TERRORISTS Tal Salmo: 49 rodents confirmed killed and sent to Lucifer for extreme unction. Over 37 foreigners among the rats!!: "Abu-Mukhtaar Al-Tunisi" (Tunisian ape and grub) Hassan 'Abdul-Ghani Faayez Amjadzaad Jihaad Al-Rasmi 'Ali Noor-Al-Hassan Muhammad Al-Ahmad Yusuf Maghribi Hussayn Al-Ustaadh 'Imaad Qajari Abdul-Naasser Al-Wajeeh Rustum Abu-'Aamer Jalaaluddeen Hajj-Hassan Al-Buwayti: In this village, stupid tactics by untrained and ignorant J.N. freaks resulted in this: Wadhdhaah Jeelaani Muhammad Abu-Al-Dhahab Zaaher Al-'Umari Sa'eed Al-Taahi Mu'tassem 'Abdul-'Azeez Raa'ef 'Aatallah Another 9 could not be identified. Jaari Al-Talab: No details. But, a big firefight and rat-stats. Al-Hameediyya: A MiG25 hit the target right on the head in this one. Reports that militia counted 28 carcasses with only these identified: Arfaan Sa'ab Hussayn Moussa Muhammad Al-Sayyed Rajab 'Attoof Kareem Abdul-Kareem Militia also seized 3 cars carrying heavy machine gun cannons, an armored car (destroyed), ammunition for AK47 assault rifles and 4 motorcycles. Thank you, Prince Fatso! Tal-Teeta: An ancient site for archaeological digs was the scene of unspeakable cupidity as rodents killed one another over stolen relics. The number killed: 11 Darkoosh: A nest of rats was surprised by an SAA pizza delivery boy with a grenade: Majeed Sufyaani Ataa' Kooza Safaa' Al-Anssaari Abdul-Mun'im Qabaqji Saari Al-'Abed Another 13 could not be identified. Ain Al-Qassab: SAA artillery devastated a rat position outside this village. Carcasses counted: 7. No details. Mashmashaan: 8 rodents confirmed killed. Only one name available: Bashshaar Abu-Rushdi Qatroon: Ba'ath militia found these cockroaches and called in help. Security arrived and helped to exterminate the nest. Hind helicopter reported playing a role: Muhammad Raadhi Waleed Barhoom Muhammad Sa'daat Hassan Biqtaashi Abdul-Majeed Al-Shaykhali Jawdaat Sharkass Another 17 could not be identified. RATS BEG FOR CEASEFIRE IN IDLIB AS SYRIAN ARMY MOVES INTO SOUTHERN NEIGHBORHOODS WITH NEW WEAPONS AND AN ATTITUDE. LOCAL FSA LEADERS ADMIT THEY CANNOT FACE DOWN THE SAA. SAA HAS REJECTED THEIR CALLS FOR A CEASE FIRE. SOURCES: FSA HAS CONTACTED CIA OPERATIVES TO "ENGINEER" A CEASE FIRE AS NEWS THAT CIA DEPUTY DIRECTOR, MICHAEL MORRELL, IS IN SOUTHERN TURKEY TO COMMIT MORE WAR CRIMES AND COLLECT MUSHROOMS. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=513_1368536087 LaGrandeBouffe Syran Army News from the Theatre of Operations (collected from Syria Gov sources) Syria, counter-terrorism, Al Qaeda, War Sun, 12 May 2013 00:53:13 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e5e_1368333226 passive_observer Toxoplasmosis gondii is a parasite which is spread by cat faeces and consumption of raw meat, forming permanent cysts in the human brain; it rewires the brain of its victim, making women promiscuous and men impulsive and fearless, causes sluggish reaction times, an increased chance of car crashes and bends the minds of rats to become sexually attracted to cat urine. But don't worry, it's not all bad - the US military would like to weaponize it. 16:15 "Here's something terrifying but not surprising; someone who knows about Toxo and the behavioural stuff is, the US military - they're interested in Toxo, um, they're officially intrigued and I would think they would be intrigued studying a parasite that makes mammals perhaps do things that everything in their fibre tells them not to because it's dangerous and ridiculous and stupid and don't do it ... and suddenly with this parasite on board it's a little more likely that you go and do it." Studies show that people who are Rh negative blood type and infected with Toxoplasmosis, have a higher level of intelligence than the uninfected; on the other hand, Rh positive individuals who are infected tend to have a lower IQ than the uninfected. Toxoplasmosis-Associated Difference in Intelligence and Personality in Men Depends on Their Rhesus Blood Group but Not ABO Blood Group. Infection is common. Wiki blurb: Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic disease caused by the protozoan Toxoplasma gondii . The parasite infects most genera of warm-blooded animals, including humans, but the primary host is the felid (cat) family . Animals are infected by eating infected meat, by ingestion of feces of a cat that has itself recently been infected, or by transmission from mother to fetus. Cats are the primary source of infection to human hosts, although contact with raw meat, especially pork, is a more significant source of human infections in some countries. Fecal contamination of hands is a significant risk factor. Nicolle and Manceaux first described the organism in 1908, after they observed the parasites in the blood, spleen, and liver of a North African rodent, Ctenodactylus gondii. The parasite was named Toxoplasma (arclike form) gondii (after the rodent) in 1909. In 1923, Janku reported parasitic cysts in the retina of an infant who had hydrocephalus, seizures, and unilateral microphthalmia. Wolf, Cowan, and Paige (1937-1939) determined these findings represented the syndrome of severe congenital T. gondii infection. Up to a third of the world's human population is estimated to carry a Toxoplasma infection. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention notes the overall seroprevalence in the United States as determined with specimens collected by the National Health and Nutritional Examination Survey ( NHANES ) between 1999 and 2004 was found to be 10.8%, with seroprevalence among women of childbearing age (15 to 44 years) 11%. Another study placed seroprevalence in the US at 22.5%. The same study claimed a seroprevalence of 75% in El Salvador. Official assessment in Great Britain places the number of infections at about 350,000 a year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis Robert Maurice Sapolsky (born 1957) is an American neuroendocrinologist , professor of biology, neuroscience, and neurosurgery at Stanford University , researcher and author. He is currently Professor of Biological Sciences, and Professor of Neurology and Neurological Sciences and, by courtesy, Neurosurgery, at Stanford University. ------ Terrifying or amazing, you decide: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e5e_1368333226 passive_observer Toxoplasmosis - Do you have a brain parasite influencing your behaviour? toxoplasmosis, toxo, toxoplasmosis gondii, robert sapolsky, parasite Tue, 07 May 2013 18:04:31 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd0_1367963564 treonverdery Drugs as well as gene products that prevent as well as cure cancer Did the viewer know that 20th century lab mice were about 90,000 times more likely to get cancer than humans 20 gram mouse, 70 kg human= 3500 times more tissue during the 20th century people lived 20 or 30 times longer than mice 3500 *30 = 105,000 times as many cyto-years prior to cancer So from a mouse perspective, humans get cancer 1/105,000th as often as mice (if humans were viewed as mouse sized portions of lifespan) Mice would surely like to know what genes as well as cytokines people produce to be 100k times more immune to cancer Humans can take the same perspective then do the research. Beavers live 10 or 20 times longer than mice, they are perhaps 98 to 99 pct genetically identical to mice. So that 1 pct of the rodent genome is capable of reducing cancer perhaps 200 or 300 times as much. Humans, finding those (beaver mouse difference) genes, then place them at mice to see which reduce cancer. When that works at mice then humans look to see if any of those genetic improvements apply to people thus curing as well as preventing much or all human cancer. Also, as the genes just code things like proteins or receptors, drugs or pharmaceutical peptides that affect those receptors can also be produced. This approach has strong similarities to the published studies of Human accelerated Regions, those minute differences, less than 1 pct of the genome, between humans n other primates that strongly increased lifespan as well as cognitive abilities http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd0_1367963564 treonverdery Drugs as well as gene products that prevent cancer (mouse beaver genome differences) Cancer, cure cancer, prevent cancer, genes, genetics, beaver, mouse Fri, 03 May 2013 07:49:31 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=abd_1367581582 brontemark BEIJING - Chinese police have broken a crime ring that passed off more than $1 million in rat and small mammal meat as mutton, authorities said, in a food safety crackdown that coincides with a bird flu outbreak and other environmental pressures. Authorities have arrested 904 suspects since the end of January for selling and producing fake or tainted meat products, the Ministry of Public Security said in a statement posted on its website on Thursday. During the crackdown, police discovered one suspect surnamed Wei who had used additives to spice up and sell rat, fox and mink meat at markets in Shanghai and Jiangsu province. Police arrested 63 suspects connected to the crime ring in a case valued at more than 10 million yuan ($1.6 million) in sales since 2009. Despite persistent efforts by police, "food safety crimes are still prominent, and new situations are emerging with new characteristics", the ministry's statement said, citing "responsible officials". Police confiscated more than 20,000 tonnes of fake or inferior meat products after breaking up illegal food plants during the nationwide operation, the ministry said. Food safety and environmental pollution are chronic problems in China and public anxiety over cases of fake or toxic food often spreads quickly. In April, many consumers lost their appetite for poultry as an outbreak of the H7N9 bird flu virus spread in China. Sales dropped by 80 percent in eastern China, where the bird flu has been most prevalent, although experts stress that cooked chicken is perfectly safe. In March, more than 16,000 rotting pigs were found floating in one of Shanghai's main water sources, triggering a public outcry. Over-crowding at pig farms was likely behind the die-off and their disposal in the Huangpu river. The public security ministry said police had confiscated more than 15 tonnes of tainted pork in Anhui province, although as much as 60 tonnes had been sold in Anhui and Fujian provinces since mid-2012. But it was the rodent meat in particular that people couldn't stomach, with Internet users turning to the popular microblogging site Sina Weibo to vent their outrage. "Rats? How disgusting. Everything we eat is poison," one user wrote. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=abd_1367581582 brontemark Chinese police bust million-dollar rat-meat ring rat,meat,people,eating Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:51:23 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=761_1367023172 Setright Syrian Perspective 25/04/2013 <no copyright> infantrymen take aim at fleeing rats around Al-'Utayba in what was the real "game-changer" in this stinking NATO war against the people of Syria. HOMS: Yesterday was a scene of massive victories as the Syrian Army encircled and suffocated every remnant of the FSA from Lebanon and the few remaining Salafist skunks. Hasyaa': A unit of terrified cockroaches scurried out of their nest to escape the rapidly constricting noose of the Syrian Army and NDF, but to no avail. We can confirm the deaths of these insects: Abdul-Salaam Yahya Al-Khateeb Anwar 'Ali Badraan Hassaan Sattaam Al-Ahmad Husaam Al-Sallooma Ja'far Muhammad Al-Shaybaani Salmaan Al-Khateeb Thaamer Musallalli Nijmeddeen Hameed 'Afar Muhammad 'Awwaad Al-Hadlaan Another 3 could not be identified and are presumed no Syrian. With the mountains of the Lebanon behind them, these troops send a message of victory over the rodents and their Salafist allies in Homs. Road from Al-Husayniyya to East Al-Dumayna, SAA and NDF intercept fleeing reptiles in 3 cars and engaged them in a firefight. MI confirms the following carcasses: Haytham 'Annaab Fayssal Hamawi Hassan Zaydoon Ramzi Abu-Sa'adiyya Mahmoud Madlaji Abdul-Wahhaab Al-Joojoo Hussayn Al-Khawaajaa Another 5 could not be identified due to physical damage. Al-Diyaabiyya: At the crossroads, NDF pursued running rodents in the fields surrounding the town and killed off each one of them. All told, there were 7 carcasses. Another 11 surrendered and were handed over to AFI for "debriefing". SyrPer demands their execution. Sorry, no details. Al-Khaalidiyya: 2 snakes are now drying in Satan's smoker: ' Afeef Mundhir Baakhoos Ahmad 'Akkaawi Talbeesa: Clean-up. Mop-up. Call it what you will. It's hunting for sport as the rodent population of Homs sinks into the low hundreds. In a major encirclement of a string of nests, the SAA with militia killed over 42 rats and took 18 prisoners. There were no escapees this time. Here are some of the identified carcasses: Muhammad Ghaaleb Al-Soos Nibraas Ahmad Al-Hussayni Muhammad Zahreddeen 'Alaa Humaassi Sa'eed Kan'aan Abdul-Ghafoor Mansi Zhaafer Khudhayri I have no other names because has not received more. There are confirmed foreigners in this group. No details. Al-Daar Al-Kabeera: Nests are being uncovered constantly in this area. Wael reports 8 dead rodents. No details. Al-Dhab'ah: Scene of FSA imaginary triumphs. No such luck. SAA killed 13 rats trying to hijack a bus on the road to Homs City. Only one name has been reported: Saamer 'Ali Sinaan East Al-Buwaydha: Just ordinary spring cleaning. 2 foreign fighters were killed. They are believed to be Lebanese. No details. IBLIB: SAA IN FULL CONTROL OF NORTHERN IDLIB VILLAGES AFTER FIREFIGHT AND SEIZURE OF HUGE ARMS CACHES. THE BORDER WITH TURKEY IS NEXT. At Al-Tulaysiyya and Al-Zughba , all in the northern Idlib Governorate in the shadow of Turkey's mountains, the SAA hit the FSA with a raid so lethal no rats were able to escape. All told, 18 rodents were killed. Of these rats, 16 were confirmed foreigners. The 2 local vermin were not identified and are believed to belong to the "Liwaa' Al-Islaam", an Al-Qaeda franchise. LATAKIA: MORE GREAT NEWS AS JABHAT AL-NUSRA FACES DEATH AT THE HANDS OF THE SYRIAN ARMY. MORE FOREIGNERS IDENTIFIED: At Christine's Farms located in the 2 villages of Al-Qassab and Al-Mugheeriyya , the SAA and militia conducted another spectacular operation against a Salafist group from the "Mustafa Mirza Brigades" (yawn): When the dust settled, these foreign rats were sent by expedited mail to the infernal regions for lunch with Mephistopheles: 3 STUPID YEMENIS: Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Haydari 'Issaam Al-Shaykh-Muhammad Khaaled Al-Shaami We certainly wish these Yemeni vermin a comfortable trip to Hell courtesy of the SAA. But that's not all! Another miserable Tunisian Barbary ape also accompanied his Yemeni litter-mates: "Abu Faarooq" (id pending) But there were traitors among them also. Here they are: 'Ali Hassoon (rat leader of the brigade) Khaaled Ahmad Yoonsoo (var. Yawansu) Khaaled Al-Daaghestaani BUT HERE'S THE KICKER!! ALSO FOUND AMONG THE CARCASSES WERE FRENCH-MANUFACTURED HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES!! HOLLANDE IS ON HIS WAY TO THE ARRAIGNMENT COURT AT THE HAGUE!! Al-Ghunayma: SAA snipers picked out these unlucky skunks: Majeed Abdul-Jawaad Al-Lahhaam 'Ali Khaaled Ba'jar DER'AH: This is the big area now for FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra. Let's see what happened: Tal-Shihaab: SAA blunts effort by American-trained-and-directed terrorists coming in from Jordan. The SAA destroyed 10 flatbeds with heavy machine gun cannons. 6 dead rats confirmed. Al-Mataa'iya Village: Another American-directed boondoggle. 4 confirmed dead rats. So sad, really. Al-Nu'ayma Village: 9 rats killed and 13 wounded. The wounded were rushed to hospital in Jordan where King Dwarf's quacks could get these battle-hardened yokels ready for the elevator to Hades. AUSTRIA: The Austrian newspaper "Die Presse" has revealed that over 60 Islamist scoundrels have gone to Turkey from Austria to die and descend to Hell in Syria. Most of the scum is known to be concentrated in areas north of Aleppo. TUNISIAN: The Tunisian Nationalist Student Faction joined the Popular Coordinating Committee in Support of Syria in a demonstration backing our war against Zionist-Imperialist-Wahhabist dogma. These Tunisians carry a sign that reads: "No! to the conspiracy against Syria: The beating heart of Arabism". http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=761_1367023172 Setright JABHAT AL-NUSRA ADMITS DEFEAT IN AL-'UTAYBA WORLD NEWS, MIDDLE EAST, SYRIA Sat, 23 Mar 2013 12:42:12 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd3_1364055809 Jukamatuka That's what a prosecutor in Ohio says. He has filed a criminal "indictment" against the famed groundhog, who, year for year on February 2, emerges from his burrow at Gobbler's Knob to predict whether spring will come early or winter will linger. If he sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of chill. If not, short sleeves are days away. This year, Phil got it wrong, and it's not the first time. On the first day of spring this past Wednesday, the Northeast got pelted with more than a foot of snow. It's still cold two days later, and more chilly weather is in the forecast.Michael T. Gmoser is sick of it, and he wants someone to pay. "I woke up this morning and the wind was blowing, the snow was flying, the temperatures were falling, and I said 'Punxsutawney, you let us down.' " The homepage of the Butler County, Ohio, prosecutor's office, which Gmoser heads, prominently features alerts against scammers. Gmoser is convinced that Phil is one and that he intentionally misled the nation. Now, trouble with the law is a brewing for the famous rodent from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Not really. It's all in good fun, of course, and Phil's handlers are getting in on the joke. But they are not "ratting" him out. "If you remember two weeks ago on a Sunday, it was probably 60, 65 degrees," handler John Griffiths told WXIX in Phil's defense. "So, I mean, that basically counts as an early spring." After snow storms and blizzards for weeks from Arizona to the Dakotas and into the Midwest and New England, not many Americans may buy it. But Phil may not be at fault. Some may have thought in the past that his predictions were a vast conspiracy. After all, he is sponsored by two clubs, a handful of corporations and two banks.Phil's handlers dispute the theory. "No, Punxsutawney Phil's forecasts are not made in advance by the Inner Circle," They write. The off prediction could have been a mistranslation. Phil "speaks to the Groundhog Club President in Groundhogese," according to the website. "His proclamation is then translated for the world." What if the president can't hear correctly over the crowd? Is it then still really Phil's fault? Gmoser is sticking by his guns. "Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause people to believe that Spring would come early," the indictment reads. He recommends the death penalty. "He's already serving a life sentence behind bars, as you know," Gmoser told WXIX. Phil has been making his predictions since 1887 and will probably continue. Extraditing him from Pennsylvania to Ohio to stand trial is unlikely, since transporting wild animals across state lines can be illegal. People may be angry with Phil about his prediction as winter's chill dawdles. But lighten up. He's just a groundhog. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd3_1364055809 Jukamatuka Weather groundhog Phil 'indicted,' accused of lying as winter continues kill, the, rodent Thu, 07 Mar 2013 19:29:11 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f44_1362700978 CoolQcumber My dog,helping out the neighbour,no backhoe necessary. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f44_1362700978 CoolQcumber The Verminator! Ratter,Dog,Vermin,Mice,Rodent,Rat,Groundhog,Muskrat Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:51:44 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6cd_1366663481 Setright Citizens of Jdaydat Al-Fadhl explode with support for the great Syrian Army. Free of the Jihadist Salafist Wahhabist , they can now live freely in a secular nation. We are delighted to inform all of you that the enemy is in tatters as we write. The discredited propaganda machine in the West is now trying to foment anger by inventing stories of massacres and mass graves in the suburb of Jdaydat Al-Fadhl . The only problem with that howler is that the SAA just cleansed the area and it was the rats who were in control for a short time. The so-called "Syrian Lavatory for Human Rights" in England was the first to announce this preposterous story. Be advised, o' readers, that the only dead bodies in the area are those of the terrorist rats which the Syrian army killed to the tune of 547. This number is not made up. Syrian Military Intelligence has counted the number of terrorists killed in this stunning attack the day before yesterday on this area. For several weeks the SAA, security personnel and militia had been forcing many of the cockroaches to gravitate in the direction of this suburb out of Daraayyaa in order to finish them off as they concentrated in, what they thought, were defensible positions. The secret to the whole affair was a network of informants the SAA had among them who kept providing detailed Intel to the High Command. It does not take a genius to figure what happened after that. Artillery and pin-point accurate snipers did the rest. It also did not help the rats when they found out there were no more caches of weapons in the area. This is a major victory for the SAA and militia. It now means the rats have no place to gather near the capital. It is a fact that the only hope put out for them now is to try to secure a position in the Der'ah area close to Jordan. But that is another story. At Khaan Al-Shaykh, disgusted citizens took up arms against the rats and killed 4 of them. These were Jabhat Al-Nusra scavengers who had sucked the lifeblood out of the people in this area. Businessmen hired professional guards and joined them in killing every one they could see. Monzer reports that another 3 surrendered, were beaten up by the citizens, and then turned over to security. ALEPPO: TUNISIAN RODENT KILLED IN AL-SUFAYRA. ALEPPO: ANOTHER TUNISIAN PIG BITES THE DUST IN AL-SUFAYRA . CONFIRMED DEAD CARCASS OF "QAYS AL-HULOOMI" FOUND AFTER BRILLIANT OPERATION STAGED BY THE SYRIAN ARMY. This pile of pig excrement in Al-Sufayra shows you the very dregs of North African society. This Wahhabist Salafist toilet paper is now brushing Satan's behind in Hell. His name is "Qays Al-Huloomi" of the Jabhat Al-Nusra. Al-Nayrab: In rural Aleppo at the Al-Manaara service station, SAA destroyed a bulldozer used to construct dirt defenses and to dig trenches for rats. 7 vermin were sent to Hell: Labeeb Muhammad Al-Saqaa Bassaam 'Ali Dakhlallah Khaleel Wassfi Al-Sirhaan Abdul-Ra'oof Mahmoud 'Imaad Saaleh Keekhia Muhammad Abdul-Naasser Nahhaas Mustafa Habeeb Al-Ajwad Tal Rif'aat : 18 rodents killed from Jabhat Al-Nusra. Of the 18, 3 were identified: Muhammad Sa'ad Makhool Raadhi Jaaber Hadeed Muhammad Ameer Tutunji Al-Layramoon: A Doschka machine gun cannon was destroyed along with a flatbed truck ferrying skunks. Of the 5 killed, only this one was identified: Saamer Muhammad Shamma Shaykh Maqsood, at the Youth Residencies, 7 mollusks were dispatched to Mephisto' barbecue: Shaaher Abdul-Rahmaan Iskandarbey Taareq Bilaal Idreesi The other 5 could not be identified. Al-Haajj Bridge Roundabout: 2 flatbeds with mounted machine gun cannons were sent to rust-Hell by militia and SAA back-up. No details about the 8 dead scavengers. Al-Baab Road near the Research Complex Residential Quarters, 4 flatbeds went a-flying with their passengers straight to the big universal sewer in Hades. 3 23mm anti-aircraft machine guns and 6 mortars were also destroyed. The number killed was 22. Of those only these 5 could be identified: Hassan Al-Shamaali Mahmoud Tizqaan (?) Najeeb Abu-Sayf Jawaad Sinnu Mahmoud Sa'eed Old City at the Carlton Hotel, 15 rodents went to the taxidermist. No details. This was a SAFI operation. We must add another town on the Lebanese border to the list of liberated areas now off-limits to the terrorist mercenaries Obama, Erdoghan and Prince Fatso sent to destroy Syria: Al-Jaaroosiyya is no longer available to take in ignorant yokels in the shape of skunks. In addition to this, SAA control over the town of Al-Nabi Manduh gives us the ability to see the entire theater of operations in Lebanon. No longer will the rats have free reign with their miserable motorcycles. It's over in Lebanon. All they can do now is threaten the stinking Lebanese government. AL-DHAB'AH AIRBASE IS FIRMLY IN THE HANDS OF THE SAA AND AIR FORCE. It is free of rats. We are going to confirm for you the death of 128 rodents out of 500 who had attacked the essentially empty base but were thwarted by a fusillade of lead from very adroit Syrian army soldiers. DON'T BELIEVE A WORD FROM THE TERRORIST SUPPORTERS. THE BASE IS TOTALLY IN OUR HANDS!! This remnant filth-monger was killed in Judaydat Al-Fadhl two days ago. He will make a good cadaver for anatomy training. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6cd_1366663481 Setright DAMASCUS: JUDAYDAT AL-FADHL LIBERATED AND PURIFIED. CITIZENS ECSTATIC. FREE AT LAST. WORLD NEWS, MIDDLE EAST, SYRIA Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:44:26 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e7_1366663090 Setright Their morale is in the Heavens. The Syrian Army cannot be broken. Long live secular Syria!! Jisr Al-Shughoor: A pack of rats attacked a checkpoint yesterday and were greeted with a barrage of bullets and rockets from well-equipped, battle-hardened infantrymen. We have confirmed the death of 18 rodents with only 6 being Syrian: Ra'ad Saleem 'Ajami Sulaymaan 'Ali Munajjid As'ad Ismaa'eel Muhammad Mahfoozh Maazen Al-Saaleh Ahmad Al-Waheed Al-Jaanoodiyya: 4 Libyan rodents were killed. All their names are fake noms de guerre. They had terrorized this small village for months until the SAA came in and executed them. Al-Hamaama: Confirmed 11 dead rats. One Syrian only among the group who acted as a scout for them. They were all "Liwaa' Al-Tawheed" garbage: Shaadi Humaydaan Al-Ya'qoobiyya: 18 confirmed Wahhabist rats dead. Only 3 carried identification on them: Hassan Al-Fu'aadi Mustafa Dhaaher Qaassem Dakaakeeni Qatroon: 7 killed in artillery blast. Bodies were dismembered and difficult to identify. Al-Shughur: 2 rats killed and 6 taken prisoner: Jamaal Siqlaawi Muhammad Abdul-Jabbaar Al-Jaftillak: 23 killed in this battle as they tried to hold on to drugs and money they had pillaged from clinics and citizens throughout the rural Idlib area. Wael says the drugs were of the "casual" kind. No names available. Hajj Hammood Farms: 2 killed: Khattaar 'Izzo 'Ali Hassanaat 'Ain Al-Baarida : A nest of lizards was rousted by SAA and militia. All 8 surrendered; all but one, actually, claiming to be an FSA "fighter". He is now an FSA tenant in Motel Hell: Abdul-Baari Mahmoud Raslaan 'Ain Al-Sawda: 7 killed. No details. Kaneesat Nakhla: An ambush by very clever SAA infantrymen and snipers nailed 9 rats to the wall. Only 2 were Syrians. Wael says the others are suspected Chechens and Turks: Hussayn Al-Jada' Anas Mustafa Waadi Al-Mahaameel : at 'Ain Shayb , a pack of "Liwaa Al-Tawheed" simian excrement was flushed down the toilet. All were a mixture of everything but Syrian. No id. Binnish: It's almost finished. And it rhymes! The SAA polished off 42 rats in a combination operation involving infantry, artillery and air power. Another 200 were estimated to have headed back to Turkish-Occupied Hatay Province. Of the 42 rats killed, only 11 were Syrians. I have no details. Waadi Al-Dhayf and Al-Hameediyya in rural Ma'rrat Al-Nu'maan: Don't believe a word of the propaganda from the FSA or Al-Qaeda. This area is controlled by the SAA and no one else. They keep trying, though, and losing. 4 carcasses out of 21 were identified as Syrian: Abdullah Al-Mishlaawi Hassan 'Asfoor Muraad Al-'Umar Mahmoud Al-Rifaa'i Umm Al-Ghazaal : 8 confirmed rodents wiped out: Saamer Mishlaawi Adeeb Abu-Al-Haajj Rafeeq Badreddeen The rest were not identified. Tal Salmo : Big battle. Big results. No details. Estimated carcass count over 60!! Humaymaat Al-Daayer : 2 killed: Ghassaan Yanshari Muhammad Abu-Al-'Ain Tal Al-Tooqaan: 4 Chechens killed. How do Wael's friends know they are Chechen? Because they were carrying books and pamphlets in Russian!! That's how. What they were doing in this area without a minder is puzzling. Al-Bayyaa'iyya: 1 confirmed rat killed. Abdul-Majeed Qutluq (?) (weird name) Al-Buwayti: 2 killed. The other 7 could not resist the charms of the MI people and surrendered: Taaleb Al-'Annaab Sameeh Al-'Ulabi North Qaati' Haajiz: 3 rats killed. All Jabhat Al-Nusra. All without papers. BIG TRUCK FROM TURKEY LOADED WITH WEAPONS AND LOTS OF AMMO HEADING FOR RURAL IDLIB DESTROYED AT IBLEEN VILLAGE. Inside, GS found 25 M/T missiles, 10 Croatian sniper rifles, 100,000 rounds of 7.62mm ammo. In the explosion and battle, the following rodent was exterminated. Mustafa Bayyoor As it turned out, this Bayyoor was a most wanted terrorist. Of the other 6 rats, none had any identification. According to Wael, Bayyoor was identified by his face and a tattoo on his right arm. He was very well known. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e7_1366663090 Setright SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES FSA AND AL-QAEDA IN IDLIB: WORLD NEWS, MIDDLE EAST , SYRIA Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:24:21 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc9_1366308800 Setright SyrianPerspectiveBlogs Sorry about yesterday. I became so busy I could not finish the post. Here we go: Dr. Assad sat for an interview yesterday on Syrian television and made it clear that the army was going to finish the job completely. We support him. A major push has started as of Tuesday and the intensity of the fighting is unprecedented. The 100,000 or more volunteers for the National Defense Force along with the militias and paramilitary units have the effect of a "surge" releasing combat forces to take care of the rats once and for all. IDLIB: This province now dominates the news with bold new military action by the SAA. Wadi Dhaif and Haamidiyya: The military bases are safely in the hands of the SAA and tons of supplies and hundreds of reinforcements have taken up position in and around these bases. Aircraft continue to pound the remnant rat populations who persist in firing sporadically at our troops. The highways are not contested as reported in the propaganda of the West and the Right-Wing Maronite Yellow Press of Lebanon. According to Wael, armor is pouring into the area. The body count around these bases is in excess of 500 dead rats. Saraaqeb: Elements of our 4th mechanized armored division are seen now in the area of this city. A major push is coming and the FSA and its Al-Qaeda allies do not have the power to stop it. The SAA destroyed 2 nests of rats south of the city and confiscated whole boxes of ammunition and assault rifles from Croatia. Thank you, Saudi Arabia. Nairab : Same boring story of rodents trying to enter a Youth Camp. No such luck. Here are the dead bodies which could be counted in fighting Tuesday: Mufeed Al-Shabah Ahmad Mudawwar Sa'dallah Bunni 4 bodies were of foreign vermin. Ma'rratmasreen: A warehouse filled with IEDs, mortars and 4-wheel-drive cars was destroyed. The SAA killed 13 rats all of whom had no papers and appeared foreign. Sarmeen: SAA destroyed 3 flatbeds with mounted Doschkas. 8 rats killed. No survivors. Abdul-Fattaah Al-Adham Fathi Baddoor Muhammad Dalaati The other 5 had no papers. Fayloon Road: A nest of foreign apes was put to the torch. The explosion was so loud it could be heard for miles. Wael reports that about a ton of military-grade TNT was in the warehouse. LATAKIA: Huge battles between almost exclusively foreign rats and SAA/Militia in the following towns: Rubay'at: At the border with Turkey, SAA confirmed 18 rodents taken down. No names because of the terrain. 'Utayra: 6 flatbeds with heavy machine gun cannons destroyed. The bodies were of mostly foreign rats: "Abu-Yahya Al-Afghaani" (id pending. Believed to be Libyan but fought in Afghanistan) Usaama Al-Mulla Ahmad Al-Mulla The other 23 dead carcasses were no carrying valid identification. All foreign. Al-Murayj: 11 terrorist filth killed. All believed to be Libyan or Tunisian. Mazra'at Al-Reesh: A convoy of flatbeds and vans annihilated by SAA. All 31 rats not identifiable. MI intercept of communications indicate these rodents were from North Africa. Bayt 'Awwaan: Jabhat Al-Nusra collapsed in this town. 16 rats killed. These were the only Syrians: 'Ali "Al-Maas" Baaroodi Subhi Zahreddeen Waa'el Kaaghizkaar Khaan Al-Jawz: Rats surrounded and put to death. Simple as that. No prisoners. Jabhat Al-Nusra . All 11 were foreigners. No id. Jubb Al-Ahmar: 6 downed vermin: Ayman Rahhaal "Abu-Qawsara" (Libyan rodent with no papers. Identified by warbler) Milhim Fuqaraa Sameer Nawfal The remaining 2 are under investigation. Believed to be North African. Zawbak: Skirmish leads to 4 dead rats and 12 prisoners taken. We will have details about these foreigners who appear to be Tunisian. Ghammam : 4 vehicles with heavy machine gun cannons destroyed. All 14 carcasses were bearded and known to be Jabhat Al-Nusra. Dughmashliyya: 3 dead terrorists. Wael says a pack is being pursued into the countryside. ALEPPO: SYRIAN HIGH COMMAND HAS DENIED ANY CEASE FIRE WITH RATS. According to the MoD, on occasion a cease fire will take hold in a quarter to allow bodies to be removed or to provide access for humanitarian organizations. Otherwise, the battles in Aleppo are gaining in intensity: Maslamiyya Road near the Al-Kindi Hospital and the carpet factory, a pick-up truck with weapons and rats was destroyed by militia: Abdul-Ra'oof Al-'Abed Hussayn Muhammad Salqeeni Baheej Wuraydaani Mannagh: Near the airport, a huge number of rats went down with fighting continuing. No numbers. Kafr Antoon: 3 killed by helicopter gunship. Security identified the killers as non-Syrian. Kafr Khaasher : 7 killed. Only one Syrian: Jalaal Ibraaheem Abdul-Mun'em 'Ain Diqna : 2 killed. No id. Mar'anaaz : 5 killed and 2 prisoners. The carcasses have been identified as 2 Chechens and 3 Libyans. DAMASCUS: They are getting farther and farther away from Obama's dream. At Jawbar, now a clean-up operation, near the soap factory, the SAA killed the following snipers: Mahmoud Hussayn Muwaffaq Al-'Ajooz 'Adra: Now in mop-up mode, at the Hayy Al-Sughayriyya , Jabhat Al-Nusra mollusks were swept up. No identification except this one: Hamdu Al-'Ali Al-'Utayba : SAA encircled a rat pack completely and slowly destroyed it. Of the 12 rats, only one could be identified. There were Jordanians in the group according to Monzer. Muhammad Al-Qallaa' Yabrood: 2 packs of rats fought over spoils and wound up killing one another to the tune of 7. This all happened at the Amal Hospital. One wounded rat was taken prisoner: Ahmad Huqooq HOMS: Scene of massive battles as FSA rodent army pressured to move in to Syria. Yesterday, Wael reports an unusually high number of rodent leaders arrested. They are being interrogated and Wael says that some are actually deserting the FSA and asking for amnesty. Mmmm? We'll see about that. Taldo: 3 killed, 1 wounded. 5 prisoners. Al-Tayyiba: A truck led the SAA to a nest of rats belonging to Jabhat Al-Nusra . The only identifiable carcasses out of the 14 were those of: Abdul-Naafe' Kulayb 'Ubaydaat Jameel Ahmad Al-Zareef Mu'aaz Al-Dabbaagh Taldahab: 2 killed. Al-Rastan: Near the Shari'ah High School, "large number" killed, but no details. Al-Qusayr: More rats from Lebanon killed. The field around this battle is strewn with over 40 carcasses which cannot be removed. I have no more details about fighting in these areas: Al-Dhab'ah, 'Ibil, Al-Buwaidha East, West Al-Dumayna, Bayt Rabee'ah, Waadi Al-Saayeh, Al-Khaalidiyya and Baab Hood. LONDON, U.K. - GHASSAN SHITTO OF THE NACOSROF, THE PRIME MINISTER OF POOP, ALMOST ARRESTED AT HEATHROW!! After a rousing visit to Northern Syria where he was almost killed 3 times, Ghassan Shitto arrived at Heathrow yesterday and was asked to queue up like everyone else for passport inspection. He would have none of that. According to some Islamist rag in London, Mr. Shitto showed pique and blustered out that he was the "PRIME MINISTER OF THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC". The customs officers at Heathrow were not impressed and probably couldn't find Syria on the map. They asked to see his diplomatic passport. What they got instead was his American passport. He didn't have a Syrian one. Well, poor Shitto was told that if he didn't stand in line he would be arrested. He took a position behind some tourists. How dare you!! I am the Prime Minister of Poop!". And so he was processed like any ordinary traitor. Syrian officers stroll down a street in Idlib and discuss how best to exterminate rats. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc9_1366308800 Setright News From The Battlefront 18/04/2013 World News, Middle East, Syria, Al-Qaeda,News Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:03:20 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22c_1366134687 Setright JABHAT AL-NUSRA WITHERING FROM SAA STRIKES IN LATAKIA AND IDLIB: LIBYAN SEX JIHADIST'S WIFE KILLED IN LATAKIA; TURKISH EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN IDLIB GOVERNORATE Syrian sappers and engineers inspect Turkish-manufactured mines provided by the rat Erdoghan to his fellow Muslim Brotherhood rats in Tal Mawha , in Idlib (see below). I will list the towns which saw combat yesterday. Al-Shaghar : 4 rodents slid down the chute to the Eternal Cesspool: Kaamel Abdul-Samad Huraydi The other 3 could not be identified. Al-Ghassaaniyya: This pretty Christian village in the north Zaawiya Mountains has not seen its own inhabitants for months: No details. 7 killed. Bishlamoon: Confirmed 3 dead. Suspected foreigners. Mishmi shaan : Obviously famous for its apricots. The following rats were left to rot in the orchards to fertilize the soil: Hussayn Mu'awwar Hussayn Al-Dibs Another could not be identified. 'Ain Al-Sawda : 2 killed. No details. Al-Kastan: No details. Al-Qatroon: 4 killed. No details. Ta'oom: No additional details over what we provided yesterday. Khirbat Marteen: 6 hyenas went to Scavenger Paradise: 'Abbaas Al-Fujayri Muhammad Shadeed Haydar Abu-Teena The others could not be identified. Raam Hamd aan: No details. Ihsim: No details. Ardh Al-Dawsa: 3 killed. All notorious bandits claiming to be Erdoghan's(Turkish) revolutionaries. No details. East Shaykh Bahr Village : 2 killed. Ka fr Rawheen: No details. Ma'arratmassreen and Huraynoosh , at the "Seed Enhancement Institute", 12 rats were killed trying to some formaldehyde to snort: Khaleel Mukarram Mahmoud Hassoon Saami Ahmad Al-Dhabi' (A hyena indeed) "Abu Khulood" (id pending) Jihaad 'Umar Tayfoor Wadee' Mahmoud Busaylaani Raaja (?) Sunbulaat (?) Abdul-Raheem Al-Zayn The rest of the scum had no ids. 3 surrendered and are singing arias for the GS people. ON THE ROAD BETWEEN HAYSH AND MA'ARRAT AL-NU'MAAN, SAA sappers disarm 40 IEDs and mines (4-50 kgs). Al-Tuhh, southeast of Ma'arrat Al-Nu'maan , an entire nest of snakes was exterminated with 11 confirmed killed. No details. TAL MAWHA! ! A nest of slugs and hogs was put to the fire in an area west of Kha an Shayk hoon. 4 flatbeds with heavy machine gun cannons and 5 anti-armor mines were sent to the SAA's Lost & Found department. THE MINES WERE M-B 62/4 OF TURKISH MANUFACTURE. DR. JA'AFARI, ISN'T IT TIME TO BRING TURKEY BEFORE THE U.N.S.C. JUST FOR FUN? Al-' Aamoodiyya : On the International Highway between Khaan Shaykhoon and Ma'arrat Al-Nu'maan. 13 IEDs dismantled. 2 rodents killed and 2 wounded. Abu -Habba Village, in the Al-Tamaani'a area, Jabhat Al-Nusra took it right in the solar plexus when armed inhabitant of the town ambushed the Salafist freaks and put them all to death. It was glorious!! Abdul-Muhssen Al-Jabaan (a coward indeed!) Waleed Muhammad Al-Jabaan (his cowardly brother) Muhammad Ibraaheem Sulaymaan Haitham Imaadeddeen Abdul-Samad Sifr (it's not the same "s", but he's a zero anyway) Ziad Abdul-Baasset Sifr (ditto) Muhammad Ibraaheem 3 others could not be identified. LATAKIA: LIBYAN SEX JIHADIST MOLLUSK AND HIS STINKING UN-ISLAMIC STRUMPET OF A WIFE GO TO THAT BORDELLO IN HADES COURTESY OF THE SAA!! All of you will remember that it was SyrPer which first reported the death of the Libyan stool sample, Ahmad Idrees, at Al-Baydhaa . You had better remember!! Well, what we did not know was that there was an embarrassing little fact about the dispatching of slime Idrees : his wife was doing a Patsy Cline with the nest-members - doing all she could for JIHAD!! Wael is a bit shy about such things, but our friends at Juhayna News were not. SHE IS NONE OTHER THAN MANAAL DARWEESH, who went to WHORE-HEAVEN WITH HER HEROIC JIHADIST INSECTS. Al-Murayj: Near Kinsibba, the Jabhat Al-Nusra took it hard on the noggin yesterday when a brigade of special forces surprised them during a "table dance" and escorted them to the Mephisto shuttle: 18 flatbeds with machine guns were either destroyed or confiscated by SAA-SF. 6 of the flatbeds had armor plating. Of the dead carcasses were: MAAZEN AL-MIFTAAHI (QATARI RAT DROPPING AND RAVING HOMO) This Miftaahi character is famous for issuing a "fatwa" calling for beheadings. Not anymore. " Abu-Al-Layth" , INDONESIAN MONKEY AND QATARI CATAMITE "Abu-'Umar" , FILIPINO APE AND QATARI CATAMITE. Reportedly Al-Miftaahi's favorite lay. In all the SAA-SF wiped out 34 rats. Almost all had no identification. Al-Rubay'ah: More slaughter and target practice for the SAA. No details other than 11 confirmed dead rats. Saaqiyat Al-Kirt: 4 killed. No details, yet. Al-'Uwaynaat: 13 killed. All Jabhat Al-Nusra . All foreign. Suspected Turks and Chechens. Waadi Shaykhaan Farms: Ahmad Saleem 'Ali 'Ulayyaan Muhammad Al-Faadhel Khan Al-Jawz: Jabhat Al-Nusra , the lot. Again, all foreigners. These were North African looking with beards fit for termite inhabitation. HAMA: Nice and quiet in Hama yesterday. Rats finding no quarter among a population now tired of their presence. But, in the city, adroit security officers spotted a woman so ugly she had to be stopped. Thank Heavens! It turned out she was a cross-dressing male member of Jabhat Al-Nusr a trying to ride a private car out of the city for a gig at Fire Island. He was stopped at the "Equestrian Club" and taken for brisk interrogation. Gosh. I hope its AFI. Here, we think, he is in all his glory. Do you think he's a sex Jihadist sent by Saudi pervert Shaykh Muhammad Al-'Urayfi to satisfy those strange fetishes? HOMS: Great day for relaxation. The rats seemed to have figured out that trying to infiltrate from Lebanon is just not working: At Al-Tayyiba and Taldahab , we can confirm the premature departure of these dearly beloved apes: Safwaan Shihaab ("Abu Ghaydaq", yawn) Ismaa'eel Al-Ashraf Wa'el Yoonus At Hayy Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah , near the Amal Hospital, 14 cockroaches went down the toilet. No names. Al-Qusayr: A SAA sniper easily sunk this Jabhat Al-Nusra bearded troll: Abdullah Al-Jarbaan (of the Al-Faarooq Battalions, yawn. Al-Jarbaan means "The scabby or mangy") DAYR EL-ZOR: At the Old Airport, we can confirm 1 dead scarab belonging to "Descendants of Muhammad Brigades": Abdullah Huwayja Al-Abdullah (SANA) DER'AH: At Khirbit Ghazaala, a group of Highwaymen for Allah got condemned to life by the SAA and militia: Muhammad Khayr Abdul-Lateef Al-Zu'bi Ahmad Hussayn Al-Sayyed 5 others could not be identified. DAMASCUS: IT'S OVER NOW, FOLKS. WE PREDICT THAT FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS, EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEAN-UP. THE AMERICAN-LED RAT ARMY CANNOT RECOVER ANY LONGER AND MUST CONCENTRATE ON THE JORDANIAN FRONT. Jawbar East: We killed the following remnant rats: Abdullah Al-Aftareesi Wafi Musulmaani Muhammad 'Urbayniyya Harmala Tunnel: 3 MOROCCANS CONFIRMED KILLED on the road betwen Jawbar and Zamalka. Mazaari' Misraaba in the Douma area, militia killed: Hassan Al-Hallaaq, (rat leader of "The Shield of Islam Brigades", yawn.) 'Uthmaan Al-Ajwah (rat leader of something boring) Harasta, near the checkpoint at Daayaa, 5 gnats sped to the Lord of the Flies: Muhammad Abu-Zaytoon Kaadhem Ali Al-Bassraawi (Iraqi stool sample) Mufleh Abdul-Saater Zayneddeen Shaamiya Radhwan Hussayn Mubaarak Mazaari' Hutaytat al-Turkmaan in the East Ghouta , in a spectacular operation, SAA killed 9 chimpanzees: All were non-Syrian coming over from Jordan. Watch out! King Tom Thumb!! Al-'Ibaada: Nest destroyed. Of the 12 killed, only these could be identified: Muhammad Al-Massri Muhammad Al-Qaassem Al-'Utayba: Nest destroyed. Found C-4, TNT and lots of drugs. No details. Al-Sabeena: One mortar with its operator was destroyed: Ahmad Al-Saadiri Hujjayra: Jabhat Al-Nusra got on the red-eye to Erebus: "Abu 'Umar Al-Baghdaadi" (suspected Iraqi rodent) "Abu Muhammad Al-Tarweehi" (id pending) Saadeq Shalaash ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22c_1366134687 Setright Syrian Clashes as they happened 16/4/2013 News, World News, Middle East, Syria