http://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=sing Sun, 19 May 2013 16:36:38 -0400 Liveleak http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/u/u/ll2/logo.gif http://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=sing Sat, 18 May 2013 20:02:26 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22d_1368921469 Juggernaut Canadian singer tries to sing Star Spangled Banner before Portland W-Hawks first game in 2013 Memorial Cup. Epic Fail. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22d_1368921469 Juggernaut 2013 Memorial Cup Anthem Blunder epic,anthem,fail,memorial,cup Mon, 13 May 2013 11:17:05 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=159_1368457955 fanika13 2 years old Makena sing Adele so cute http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=159_1368457955 fanika13 2 years old Makena <span class="highlight">sing</span> Adele so cute adele , someone like you , baby sing, funny, baby Sat, 18 May 2013 15:05:18 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd4_1368903541 Ruptly Beliebers won't want to believe it, but Canadian heart throb Justin Bieber will have to irrevocably abandon his pet monkey Mally to a German zoo if he does not send someone or go himself to retrieve the pet from a "secret place" by midnight tonight. Mally was left behind in Munich by Bieber after a concert in March, and Bieber has been charged with a fine of tens of thousands of dollars to cover the costs for the monkey's upkeep, including food and medical costs. The capuchin monkey, whose full name was O.G. Mally (Original Gangsta Mally) before he was renamed "Bubele" by the German shelter, was originally seized by customs officials when it was discovered that the 19 year-old singing sensation lacked the correct paperwork for him. Mally was quarantined by German officials and held at the Munich-Reim animal shelter when he was just 14 weeks old. A spokesperson for the animal shelter said that the monkey had been taken from his mother at too young an age and was in need of veterinary care. "I don't think that Justin Bieber really took care of him and therefore I don't think he misses him too much," said Sofie Hoermann, a keeper at the animal shelter. German officials from the animal sanctuary said that Mally had been clinging to a toy stuffed cat during his stay there. He initially needed to be fed by hand hourly since he could not eat on his own, with his favourite food being grapes. Tons of Twitters devoted to Mally have sprung up since he was gifted to and then taken from Bieber. Mally will join a group of capuchin monkeys outside of Bavaria if he is not picked up tonight. Mally was presented to Bieber as a gift for his 19th birthday on March 1 from the rapper Jamal "Mally Mall" Rashid. Shortly before Mally was confiscated, Bieber posted pictures of them together on his Instagram account. This is not Bieber's first controversial pet. He made headlines when he gave his pet hamster, PAC, to a fan after a concert in New York City. The hamster died three months later, allegedly of renal failure. Meanwhile, Bieber is expected to perform his new song "Take You" at the Billboard Awards on Sunday in dedication to his on-again-off-again girlfriend, pop starlet Selena Gomez. The two were spotted clubbing together in Los Angeles at Supperclub on Tuesday night. Gomez will sing her new single "Come and Get It" at the Billboard Awards, but it will be too late for it to serve as a message to Bieber from Mally. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd4_1368903541 Ruptly Germany: Justin Bieber leaves pet monkey trapped behind bars Bieber, Justin Bieber, animals, pet, monkey, celebrity, Germany, Munich, Mally, Beliebers, zoo Fri, 17 May 2013 09:43:56 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e05_1368797980 Ruptly Beliebers won't want to believe it, but Canadian heart throb Justin Bieber will have to irrevocably abandon his pet monkey Mally to a German zoo if he does not send someone or go himself to retrieve the pet from a "secret place" by midnight tonight. Mally was left behind in Munich by Bieber after a concert in March, and Bieber has been charged with a fine of tens of thousands of dollars to cover the costs for monkey's upkeep, including food and medical costs. The capuchin monkey, whose full name was O.G. Mally (Original Gangsta Mally) before he was renamed "Bubele" by the German shelter, was originally seized by customs officials when it was discovered that the 19 year-old singing sensation lacked the correct paperwork for him. Mally was quarantined by German officials and held at the Munich-Reim animal shelter when he was just 14 weeks old. A spokesperson for the animal shelter said that the monkey had been taken from his mother at too young an age and was in need of veterinary care. "I don't think that Justin Bieber really took care of him and therefore I don't think he misses him too much," said Sofie Hoermann, a keeper at the animal shelter. German officials from the animal sanctuary said that Mally had been clinging to a toy stuffed cat during his stay there. He initially needed to be fed by hand hourly since he could not eat on his own, with his favourite food being grapes. Tons of Twitters devoted to Mally have sprung up since he was gifted to and then taken from Bieber. Mally will join a group of capuchin monkeys outside of Bavaria if he is not picked up tonight. Mally was presented to Bieber as a gift for his 19th birthday on March 1 from the rapper Jamal "Mally Mall" Rashid. Shortly before Mally was confiscated, Bieber posted pictures of them together on his Instagram account. This is not Bieber's first controversial pet. He made headlines when he gave his pet hamster, PAC, to a fan after a concert in New York City. The hamster died three months later, allegedly of renal failure. Meanwhile, Bieber is expected to perform his new song "Take You" at the Billboard Awards on Sunday in dedication to his on-again-off-again girlfriend, pop starlet Selena Gomez. The two were spotted clubbing together in Los Angeles at Supperclub on Tuesday night. Gomez will sing her new single "Come and Get It" at the Billboard Awards, but it will be too late for it to serve as a message to Bieber from Mally. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e05_1368797980 Ruptly Germany: Justin Bieber leaves pet monkey trapped behind bars Bieber, Justin Bieber, celebrity, star, pop, animals, monkey, pet, Germany, Munich, concert, Wed, 15 May 2013 20:52:42 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=92c_1368664646 KOSMOPOLITISCH Can you teach a plant to sing like a canary...? Maybe not, but there is a possibility that certain plants may serve as canaries, based on the results of this study, to warn other plants of imminent danger from pestilent insects. What this means to me is that, despite their mechanism of awareness and communication being the Mycorrhizal fungi, plants have more sentience than we normally credit. In addition, they are capable of taking action against unrewarding predatory behavior. Plants, by design, allow other life forms to share their products, but it is generally intended to be mutually beneficial. Some examples are pollination, seed distribution and now early warning against predators. What if plants shift their design to protect themselves from man...? Maybe this would be a good basis for a dark science fiction production. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=92c_1368664646 KOSMOPOLITISCH WILL PLANTS EVER WARN THEMSELVES ABOUT MAN plants talk Mon, 13 May 2013 17:35:34 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a1a_1368480395 UtahSkyBum Heh. Riki (Garfunkel) Lindhome and Kate (Oates) Micucci sing about a college bisexual experience. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a1a_1368480395 UtahSkyBum The College Try by Garfunkel and Oates Garfunkel and Oates, Riki and Kate, Vagina, bisexual, Mon, 13 May 2013 14:36:16 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a90_1368469534 religion_brings_death Riki (Garfunkel) Lindhome and Kate (Oates) Micucci sing their love for Jesus. Lyrics: ...to live by God's rule So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me, I will do Walk the halls of my school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do till I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck And I made a pact To keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees Because the Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long And I don't want to lose him To someone who'll do him I need to figure something out Well, there's a loophole in the scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my hail Mary full of grace In Jesus' name, we go to fifth base Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus The good lord would want it that way It's the sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maidenhead So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you come Oops! I mean let's join our souls And unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in Because birth control's for sluts, and it's a sin I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance I'm praying to the power that's the highest But of all of my holes, this one's the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God's OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight And I'm staying pure no matter what So I'm OK with everything but Everything but Everything butt Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus The good lord would want it that way Give me that sweet sensation of throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see I do whatever the Bible tells me to Except for the parts that I choose to ignore Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient But the rest, I live by for sure So let's not talk about how the good book Bans shellfish, polyester and divorce And how it condones slavery and killing gays Because those parts don't count of course Let's cherry pick the part about losing my cherry And ? for ambiguities and omissions And circumvent any real sacrifice And still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions And don't you dare question my convictions And don't look closely at the contradictions Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion And have faith in its complete jurisdiction It's the only way to measure if you're good or not And when you're in a debate, just say to have faith Because when up against logic it's the only card you've got So close your eyes Take a deep breath And Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus The good lord would want it that way Give me that sweet sensation of irrational rationalization It's just between you and me Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see Yeah, my chastity belt has locks So sometimes you need to think outside the box Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome's Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/rikilind http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a90_1368469534 religion_brings_death Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus (Garfunkel &amp; Oates) Garfunkel,Oates,Fuck,Ass,Love,Jesus Sat, 11 May 2013 17:51:39 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b73_1368308725 michielsnip This made me smile! Guess what, he's in to Bon Jovi and his girlfriend Eurythmics? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b73_1368308725 michielsnip <span class="highlight">Sing</span> for a free tank of gas leno, gas, sing,karaoke, pumpcast Wed, 08 May 2013 05:53:02 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa1_1368005999 MortenHj With guns in their hands and uniforms on their bodies, these small children sing an indoctrinating song for their abusers represented by the cameraman. A child is a person who is easily controlled and used for political purposes of men. The uploader have blocked 1 of my accounts on youtube but not all. Comes from this filthy fsa channel http://www.youtube.com/user/doctordarfil?feature=watch Look at the kid on the left with the binoculars... He doesnt know what the hell he is doing, just looking into the binoculars. These are victims of the unscrupulous mentality of fsa terrorists abusing them. And when they are dead, as they will be, they will remove their weapons and uniforms and call it a massacre of children. Think about how it feels to be an adult who kill a child that carries weapons against you for some insane deluded extremists who wants political power. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa1_1368005999 MortenHj Fsa child-soldiers with Stockholm Syndrome and guns <span class="highlight">sing</span> a stupid song Syria, fsa, terrorism, child soldiers, shameless, filth, SAA, UN, UNESCO, Save the Children Sat, 11 May 2013 17:33:51 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a33_1368307118 Greyhound Free Petrol For Singing Performance. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a33_1368307118 Greyhound Free Petrol For <span class="highlight">Sing</span>ing Performance Petrol, Gas, Free, Sing, Performance Fri, 10 May 2013 11:26:07 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f58_1368199445 okar19 Amazing bird :D http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f58_1368199445 okar19 Parrot parrot, talk , sing , talking , singing , speak , speaking , Thu, 09 May 2013 12:36:03 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2af_1368117202 Mrdistribution Russia's army. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2af_1368117202 Mrdistribution Soldier Beatboxer : soldier, song, army, sing, beatbox, russian