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Irvine Police Chief Dave Maggard at a news conference Wednesday night asked for the public's help in locating Christopher Jordan Dorner, 33, in connection with the slayings of Monica Quan and Keith Lawrence. Maggard declined to specify a motive for the shootings but indicated that police had uncovered a "multipage manifesto" written by Dorner in which he "implicated himself in the slayings." Police did not release any copies or excerpts from the manifesto. However, Dorner's lengthy, rambling manifesto was posted online by KTLA. The manifesto includes threats against LAPD officials, including Quan's father, who had a long career with the department, becoming its first Chinese American captain. LAPD officials cited in the manifesto are believed to be the ones who served on review-board hearings when Dorner was fired from the department. "Your lack of ethics and conspiring to wrong a just individual are over. Suppressing the truth will leave to deadly consequences for you and your family. There will be an element of surprise where you work, live, eat and sleep," he wrote, referring to Quan and several others. "I never had the opportunity to have a family of my own. I'm terminating yours." Dorner wrote that the LAPD had "suppressed the truth" and that it would lead to "deadly consequences." "Self preservation is no longer important to me. I do not fear death as a I died long ago on 1/2/09," Dorner wrote, referencing the day he was fired from the LAPD. "I was told by my mother that sometimes bad things happen to good people." Dorner was an LAPD officer through 2009 and a reservist for the U.S. Navy, Maggard said. In a statement released late Wednesday, the LAPD acknowledged that Dorner had made threats against members of the department and that they were taking the threats seriously. Police say Dorner's last known address was in the 4900 block of Sharon Drive in La Palma. "Dorner's whereabouts are currently unknown, and he is likely armed and dangerous," Maggard said. Court records show Dorner lost his job and waged a four-year legal battle against the LAPD that was highlighted by claims that he had faced separate incidents of racism and retaliation. IRVINE - Police have identified a former Los Angeles Police Department officer they suspect of shooting to death a newly engaged couple in an Irvine parking garage, as a manifesto the man wrote targeting LAPD officials, including the father of one of the victims, became public. Double murder suspect Christopher Jordan Dorner, background, is a suspect in the shooting death of Keith Lawrence and Monica Quan. Irvine Chief of Police David Maggard, Jr. holds a press conference at Irvine Civic Center on Weds. Feb, 6. Suspect information Authorities say Dorner is 6 feet tall, about 270 pounds with black hair and brown eyes. He is believed to be driving a blue 2005 Nissan Titan pickup with California license plate number 7X03191. Excerpts from his manifesto, News 11 Irvine Police Chief Dave Maggard at a news conference Wednesday night asked for the public's help in locating Christopher Jordan Dorner, 33, in connection with the slayings of Monica Quan and Keith Lawrence. Maggard declined to specify a motive for the shootings but indicated that police had uncovered a "multipage manifesto" written by Dorner in which he "implicated himself in the slayings." Police did not release any copies or excerpts from the manifesto. However, Dorner's lengthy, rambling manifesto was posted online by KTLA. The manifesto includes threats against LAPD officials, including Quan's father, who had a long career with the department, becoming its first Chinese American captain. LAPD officials cited in the manifesto are believed to be the ones who served on review-board hearings when Dorner was fired from the department. "Your lack of ethics and conspiring to wrong a just individual are over. Suppressing the truth will leave to deadly consequences for you and your family. There will be an element of surprise where you work, live, eat and sleep," he wrote, referring to Quan and several others. "I never had the opportunity to have a family of my own. I'm terminating yours." Dorner wrote that the LAPD had "suppressed the truth" and that it would lead to "deadly consequences." "Self preservation is no longer important to me. I do not fear death as a I died long ago on 1/2/09," Dorner wrote, referencing the day he was fired from the LAPD. "I was told by my mother that sometimes bad things happen to good people." Dorner was an LAPD officer through 2009 and a reservist for the U.S. Navy, Maggard said. In a statement released late Wednesday, the LAPD acknowledged that Dorner had made threats against members of the department and that they were taking the threats seriously. Police say Dorner's last known address was in the 4900 block of Sharon Drive in La Palma. "Dorner's whereabouts are currently unknown, and he is likely armed and dangerous," Maggard said. Court records show Dorner lost his job and waged a four-year legal battle against the LAPD that was highlighted by claims that he had faced separate incidents of racism and retaliation. In an Oct. 3, 2011, ruling, the state 2nd District Court of Appeal in Los Angeles upheld a Superior Court ruling dismissing a lawsuit Dorner had filed against the LAPD over his dismissal from the force. Dorner had complained in his lawsuit that his field training officer had in July 2007 unnecessarily kicked an unruly suspect trespassing at the Doubletree Hotel in San Pedro. But the LAPD board found that Dorner's "complaint was false and therefore terminated his employment for making false statements," the court ruling says. The board ruled after hearing from a dozen witnesses including Dorner, a police captain, five sergeants, a detective and other witnesses, including the man who Dorner alleged had been kicked by the field training officer. The training officer denied assertions she had kicked the suspect in the face or the shoulder area but said she did shoot him with a Taser, the ruling says. She had told Dorner that he needed to improve his performance. Records show that before his dismissal, Dorner believed he had been targeted for retaliation for complaining about the officer's conduct and that one act of alleged retaliation involved someone urinating on his equipment bag at the police station. However, an analysis of the unknown substance found it was not urine, the court ruling says. Records show Dorner testified that he graduated from the police academy in February 2006 but left for a 13-month military deployment in November 2006. He returned to the LAPD in July 2007, just a few weeks before the incident in San Pedro. The Irvine homicide investigation began Sunday, when officers responding to reports of someone slumped in a car within the parking structure for the Avenue One condominium complex found Lawrence and Quad dead in the vehicle. Authorities say the couple was shot where they were found. Autopsies determined that Lawrence, a USC public safety officer, and Monica Quan, a Cal State Fullerton basketball coach, died of multiple gunshot wounds, said Jim Amormino, an Orange County Sheriff's Department spokesman. Few details of the shooting itself have been released, and authorities declined to release any information from the autopsies beyond the cause of the couple's death. Neighbors of the residence police identified as Dorner's last known address were surprised by the allegations. They said Dornan lived at the residence, a well-kept, one-story home, with his mother. "He seemed like a regular Joe," said Brian Jon, who lives a block away. "This is really shocking." Alfredo Serrano, who lives on the same block, remembered seeing Dorner doing sprints up and down the street about four years ago. Dorner told Serrano he was training to join the police force. "He was a nice guy," Serrano said. "He was polite. He would wave to you." About 9:30 p.m., a man who claimed to be Dorner's uncle but who wouldn't identify himself otherwise ran up to the door of Dorner's residence and pounded on the door several times. "I'm just trying to find my nephew," the man said, claiming he hadn't spoken to Dorner in several years. Lawrence, 27, and Quan, 28, met at Concordia University in Irvine, where they each played guard for the school's basketball teams. After graduating with a bachelor's degree in exercise sports science and a master's degree in coaching and athletic administration, Quan became an assistant coach at Cal Lutheran in Thousand Oaks and then Cal State Fullerton, where she became known as "Coach Mo." After graduating with a degree in business administration, Lawrence was hired in August as an armed officer to patrol at USC. Authorities are asking anyone with information about Dorner's whereabouts to call the police tip line at 949-724-7192 or to email ipdcrimetips@cityofirvine.org. Staff writers Kimberly Pierceall and Marilyn Kalfus contributed to this report. Contact the writer: 714-796-7939 or semery@ocregister.com Irvine police seek suspect in double homicide http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c45_1360224586 soilentgreene Ex police officer sought in killings maniac x-cop, killing , nuts, revenge, manhunt, yippee ki yay Sun, 17 Apr 2011 13:55:45 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ed_1303062673 Private-Parts Boo Hoo? 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That would have been a SWELL idea. Then, two opposing groups, a conservative taxpayer group and the Sierra Club, banded together to speak out against bailing out rich homeowners who CHOOSE to live in dangerous hurricane areas in Florida! You know, that "strange bedfellows" effect and all. Now that's bi-partisanship. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e8e_1243991133 MsUnderestimated Beck's "Hot List" for June 2, 2009 Glenn Beck, Barack Obama, Hot List, Iran, Iranians, July 4th, Nuclear Energy, Sierra Club, Environmentalists, Bailouts, TARP Funds, Banks, Government Spending, Nationalism, Fascism, Socialism Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:55:59 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e2_1233949529 batman87 We all understand that action movies are cheesy escapism. After all, could one commando really take out a whole compound full of bad guys? Actually, yes. It turns out the history books are full of stories of soldiers doing things so badass they'd hesitate to put them into a film for fear of killing the realism. Like these five, for example. ---------------------------------- #5. Simo Hayha Who Was He? Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country. Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero. Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude with a rifle, they got fucking scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy. They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all. Then they tried getting together a team of counter-snipers (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too. Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705. Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just carpet-bombed everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his coat up, but didn't actually hurt him, because he's the fucking White Death, damn it. Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped... ...for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended. The Best Hollywood Could Come Up With: Bob Lee Swagger (Mark Wahlberg) from Shooter Why it doesn't Compare: Aside from the obvious fact that Hayha killed over 10 times as many men after only the most basic military training, he did it in 40-below weather, in the middle of the forest. And he did it all with one of these: --------------------------------------------- #4. Yogendra Singh Yadav Who Was He? Yogendra Singh Yadav was a member of an Indian grenadier battalion during a conflict with Pakistan in 1999. Their mission was to climb "Tiger Hill" (actually a big-ass mountain), and neutralize the three enemy bunkers at the top. Unfortunately, this meant climbing up a sheer hundred-foot cliff-face of solid ice. Since they didn't want to all climb up one at a time with ice-axes, they decided they'd send one guy up, and he'd fasten the ropes to the cliff as he went, so everyone else could climb up the sissy way. Yadav, being awesome, volunteered. Half way up the icy cliff-o'-doom, enemies stationed on an adjacent mountain opened fire, shooting them with an RPG, then spraying assault-rifle fire all over the cliff. Half his squad was killed, including the commander, and the rest were scattered and disorganized. Yadav, in spite of being shot three times, kept climbing. When he reached the top, one of the target bunkers opened fire on him with machine guns. Yadav ran toward the hail of bullets, pitched a grenade in the window and killed everyone inside. By this point the second bunker had a clear shot and opened fire, so he ran at them, taking bullets while he did, and killed the four heavily-armed men inside with his bare hands. Meanwhile, the remainder of his squad was standing at the top of the cliff staring at him saying, "dude, holy shit!" They then all went and took the third bunker with little trouble. For his gallantry and sheer ballsiness, he was awarded the Param Vir Chakra, India's highest military award. Unlike the Medal of Honor, the Param Vir Chakra is only given for "rarest of the rare gallantry which is beyond the call of duty and which in normal life is considered impossible to do." That's right, you actually have to break the laws of reality just to be eligible. It has only been awarded 21 times, and two thirds of the people who earned it died in the process. It was initially reported that Yadav had as well, but it turns out that they just mistook him for someone less badass. Or they just figured no real human being could survive a broken leg, shattered arm and 10-15 fresh bullet holes in one sitting. The best Hollywood could come up with: John McClane (Bruce Wilis) from Die Hard Why it Doesn't Compare: McClane has a fairly impressive resume of badassery, climbing through elevator shafts and killing terrorists with his bare hands, much like Yadav, except Yadav took more bullets in 10 minutes than McClane did in the entire series without even slowing down. Plus, he was fucking 19-years-old! Try to imagine a high school Bruce Willis screaming, "yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!" --------------------------------------------------- #3. Jack Churchill Who Was He? An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack" was basically the craziest motherfucker in the whole damn war. He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII. And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword. Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill. When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword. After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!" The Best Hollywood Could Come Up With: Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert DuVall) from Apocalypse Now, of "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" fame. Why It Doesn't Compare: Well, truth be told, they're pretty much the same person. They're both at home on the battlefield, they have the same philosophies of war and both of them seem to be immune to mortar fire and bullets. Churchill's basically a crazier, Scottish version of Kilgore. With a big fucking broadsword. Like if Kilgore was played by William Wallace from Braveheart on crystal meth. ------------------------------- #2. Alvin York Who Was He? Born to a family of redneck farmers from Tennessee, Alvin York spent much of his youth getting piss drunk in bars and getting into crazy barfights. When his friend got killed in one of the aforementioned barfights, he swore off the liquor, and became a pacifist. When he received his draft notice in 1917, York filed as a "conscientious objector" but was denied. They shipped his ass out to basic training. About a year later, he was one of 17 men designated to sneak around and take out a fortified machine-gun encampment guarding a German railroad. As they were approaching, the gunners spotted them and opened fire, tearing nine of the men to pieces. The few survivors that didn't have enormous balls of steel ran away, leaving York standing there taking fire from 32 heavy machine gunners. As he said in his diary, "I didn't have time to dodge behind a tree or dive into the brush, I didn't even have time to kneel or lie down. I had no time no how to do nothing but watch them-there German machine gunners and give them the best I had. Every time I seed a German I just touched him off. At first I was shooting from a prone position; that is lying down; just like we often shoot at the targets in the shooting matches in the mountains of Tennessee; and it was just about the same distance. But the targets here were bigger. I just couldn't miss a German's head or body at that distance. And I didn't." After he killed the first 20 men or so, a German lieutenant got five guys together to try to take this guy from the side. York pulled out his Colt .45 (which only had eight bullets) and killed all of them with it, a practice he likened to "shoot wild turkeys back home." At this point lieutenant Paul Jurgen Vollmer yelled out over the noise asking if York was English. See, in WWI, no one really took the Americans very seriously, and everyone thought of them as the rookies. Vollmer figured this crazy/awesome/ballsy soldier must be some kind of English superman who was showing these sissy Americans how it was done. When York said he was American, Vollmer replied "Good Lord! If you won't shoot any more I will make them give up." Ten minutes later, 133 men came walking towards the remains of York's battalion. Lieutenant Woods, York's superior at first thought it was a German counter-attack until he saw York, who saluted and said "Corporal York reports with prisoners, sir." When the stunned officer asked how many, York replied "Honest, Lieutenant, I don't know." The Best Hollywood Could Come Up With: John Rambo from Rambo. Why it Doesn't Compare: Sure, Rambo takes on a huge chunk of the Vietnamese soldiers guarding a POW camp and slaughters them all. But that was a good 10 years after the war ended. It's not like they were expecting some guy to come charging into the camp, mowing everybody down. York pulled his badassery off in the middle of a war, while outnumbered every bit as badly as Rambo was. And York's the one who was a pacifist. ----------------------------------------- #1. Audie Murphy Who Was He? When Audie Murphy applied to the Marines in 1942 at the tender age of 16, he was 5'5" and weighed 110 pounds. They laughed in his face. So he applied to the Air Force, and they also laughed in his face. Then he applied for the Army, and they figured they could always use another grunt to absorb gunfire, so they let him in. He wasn't particularly good at it, and they actually tried to get him transferred to be a cook after he passed out halfway through training. He insisted that he wanted to fight though, so they sent him into the maelstrom. During the invasion of Italy he was promoted to corporal for his awesome shooting skills, and at the same time contracted malaria, which he had for almost the entire war. Try to remember that. He was sent into southern France in 1944. He encountered a German machine gun crew who pretended they were surrendering, then shot his best buddy. Murphy completely hulked out, killed everyone in the gun nest, then used their weaponry to kill every baddie in a 100-yard radius, including two more machine gun nests and a bunch of snipers. They gave him a Distiguished Service Cross, and made him platoon commander while everyone apologized profusely for calling him "Shorty." About half a year later, his company was given the job of defending the Colmar Pocket, a critical region in France, even though all they had left was 19 guys (out of the original 128) and a couple of M-10 Tank Destroyers. The Germans showed up with a shitload of guys and half a dozen tanks. Since reinforcements weren't coming for a while, Murphy and his men hid in a trench and sent the M-10s to go do the heavy lifting. They got ripped to shreds. Then, this five-and-a-half-foot-tall kid with malaria ran up to one of the crippled M-10s, hopped in behind the .50 cal machine gun, and started killing everything in sight. Understand that the M-10 was on fire, had a full tank of gas and was basically a death-trap. He kept going for almost an hour until he was out of bullets, then walked back to his bewildered men as the M-10 exploded in the background Mad Max style. They gave him literally every medal they could (33 in all, although he had doubles of a few, plus five from France and one from Belgium), including the Medal of Honor. After the war, he came down with Shell-Shock, and was prescribed the antidepressant placidyl. When he became addicted to the drug, rather than enter a program like some kind of sissy, he went cold-turkey, locked himself in a motel room for a week and got over it. He wrote an autobiography entitled To Hell and Back, and later became an actor. The Best Hollywood Could Come Up With: Audie Murphy (Audie Murphy) from To Hell and Back In To Hell and Back, Audie Murphy plays Audie Murphy, a badass war hero who proves his worth on the battlefield with his awesome badassery. The movie was the highest-grossing film Universal made, a record it held for 20 years until the making of Jaws. That's right, they actually needed a movie about a giant, man-eating, shark to top Audie Murphy's awesomeness. Why it Doesn't Compare: When some Hollywood producer wanted to make a movie based on Murphy's autobiography, he was determined to have Murphy play himself in the film. Murphy was afraid people would see the complete insane awesomeness the story had to offer, and think he was embellishing or trying to cash in on his fame, so he actually had them take parts out for fear that they wouldn't be believable to a Hollywood audience. Seriously. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e2_1233949529 batman87 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy... By Marc Russel soldiers Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:23:35 -0500 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=168_1227947015 popehat Bruce Willis Reportedly In Suvarnbhumi Vent System 'Die Hard' star was passing through terminal on connecting flight when it was taken over BANGKOK - Police say they are ready to reclaim the Bangkok International Airport with the help of Hollywood actor Bruce Willis, who is currently crawling inside Terminal 2's air conditioning system. Police say the 'Die Hard' star immediately ducked into a maintenance room and then climbed through a vent when he saw that the airport was being taken over on Wednesday. He is now in communication with Bangkok police via a walkie talkie he lifted from a PAD guard whom he strangled to death. Willis will likely draw specifically upon Die Hard 2: Die Harder for inspiration in overcoming the PAD and returning normalcy to Thailand. In that film, his character John McClane thwarted terrorists who had taken over Washingtong-Dulles International Airport. Sources say Willis has asked permission from police to use similar tactics, including igniting a fuel trail to blow up a plane with all the PAD leaders in it. "Bruce really can't believe he is in this situation again but he is eager to help," said police spokesman lieutenant Sombat Sreephathep. "We will see if he can infiltrate the PAD from inside the airport. On behalf of the entire Royal Bangkok Police force, I would like to say, 'Yippee-ki-yay, Bruce.'" After hearing that Willis was hiding inside Suvarnbhumi's air ducts, a cocky Sonthi Limthongkul said it would be impossible for one man to single-handedly wreck his plans. But as a precautionary measure, he has reportedly tied used tampons to the grates of all vents inside Terminal 2. "I see dead people," he warned Willis. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=168_1227947015 popehat Bangkok Update notthenation.com, thailand, bangkok, crisis, airport, demonstrations, Thu, 01 May 2008 17:31:15 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8e_1209677475 BibleThmper When I told my friends that I was reading the Bible cover-to-cover, an expression of worried nausea inevitably crossed their faces. It was as if I'd said, "Fellas, I'm gay, and damnit I'm not ashamed to tell you!"... only much worse. A homosexual you can beat to death with a baseball bat and the problem's solved. But a Christian is impossible to kill, like George Romero's zombies. The whole point of a Christian's existence is to get martyred, so killing one only makes it grow stronger, sprouts another hundred zombies in its place; on the other hand, if you don't kill a Christian, then they don't shut up about the Book of Revelations and how everything that's happening today has been foretold. Everyone's sat next to a Christian at least once in their lives and had to listen to their drivel. Once, on a flight to Las Vegas, I had a Christian sit next to me and tell me that the European Union was foretold as a sign of the Apocalypse, something about fifteen members as each horn on the devil or stars in some constellation or something... You know that the EU expansion will have been foretold in the Bible too, as was the WTC attack, the war in Iraq, Putin's rise to power, the Slavneft auction, the price of whores at Night Flight and so on. The Book of Revelations is just Nostradamus for wage earners- meaning the majority of idiots, as opposed to the minority. Secular humanists tend to believe that the Bible has some kind of viral-infection power. That the very act of reading the Bible almost ensures that you'll be infected by Christianity, and you'll never be the same again-or that the act of reading the Bible is the last symptom of decay and mental illness. Folks, reading the Bible is not in the least bit dangerous to a healthy nihilist, trust me. The Bible is aesthetically primitive, mostly boring with a few great chapters, but compared to the truly sublime culture and literature of that time - the ancient Greeks - the Jews were just hicks with a lot of energy, nothing like the Jews of today. At times the Bible makes for decent toilet reading - The Iliad is too complex, the Greek gods too interwoven and profound to resonate during a five minute shit, whereas the Bible is so simple, its tales so easy to follow, that a Bible-reading-shit-a-day is reasonably satisfying. The bummer about the Bible is that it is much more interesting interpreted through others - Dostoevsky, Philip K Dick - than in the original. In the interests of disclosure, I should note that I am a Jew with Catholic blood. I spent more time as a child in various houses of worship than most people. As a Jew I went first to a Reform synagogue, then forced my parents to move me to an Orthodox synagogue because I hated all the guitar-strumming hippies in the Reform one; I attended an Episcopalian chapel every morning for four years, ages 6-9; I spent at least one Sunday a month at a Catholic church since all of my childhood friends were either Irish, Mexican or Sicilian; and one grandmother who was born half-Catholic later converted to Bahai, a Persian sect, which makes me I guess one-fourth Bahai. Even within my Jewish family I'm part Sephardic and part Ashkenazi, which inspired violent storms of cross-family intra-ethnic anti-Semitism on a scale you mere European anti-Semites couldn't possibly imagine. You're all a bunch of fuckin amateurs. I first got interested in the Bible when I lived in Kentucky and my friend Allie passed on an expensive Bible as a gift, the type with gold-trim pages and soft-leather covers and all kinds of illustrations. Allie told me that it cost 70 dollars. I've read it now cover-to-cover, and now I'm going to review it just in time for Jesus's birthday. Unfortunately I don't have a lot of space due to the glut of ads this issue, so I'll just keep my review down to a few salient points. If you were to boil down the Bible to one theme, it would be Jewish self-hatred. All the problems that befall the Jews in the Old Testament are due to the Jews' ingratitude, deceitfulness and unfaithfulness. The New Testament is little more than Jewish self-hatred apotheosized: oh, we've finally done it now! We done gone 'n killed God hi'self! Now we REALLY have a reason to hate ourselves! Yippee! The main difference between Old and New is that the Old Testament is racism raised to a level unimaginable in our time, whereas the New Testament reserves all its racism for Jews. The Old T's racism is a primitive, tribal racism, a racism common to its time but so dangerous today. Over and over and over, Yahweh tells the Jews to exterminate all the non-Jewish people in the land of Israel. When the Jews don't exterminate every last Chaldean or Moabite or whatever, Yahweh gets pissed off and strikes them down with a massive military defeat, or expulsion, or a venal king or a famine or something horrible. Then the Jews wail and crawl back to Yahweh, who says, "Didn't I tell you to exterminate the ." Jews: "Yes, sorry Yahweh." Yahweh: "Okay, this time I'll let you off the hook, but promise me you'll exterminate your neighbors!" Jews: "Well, okay, we swear." Naturally the Jews don't exterminate all of them, they even inter-marry some, or turn to worship Baal or some other tribe's god, and then, well, look what happens: another round of misery and misfortune. If you want to understand why the Israeli religious right (and the American religious right for that matter) is so hell-bent on exterminating the Palestinians, look no further than the Old Testament. It's all there, clear as day: all Jewish misfortune and pain comes from not exterminating their neighbors. Yahweh is the first great genocide-cheerleader. There are really two great sins that the Jews commit over and over and over in the Old Testament: not exterminating their neighbors, and backstabbing Yahweh. In fact, Jews-as-backstabbers is an entirely Jewish invention. The Old Testament is the ultimate expression of Jewish self-hatred as well as Jewish self-love. If you don't understand this about Jews, their obsession with self-hatred and self-love, then you won't understand the Bible, you'll misread it as some kind of metaphysical enigma. As poet Robert Pinsky once said, "Every Jew thinks every other Jew is either too Jewish or not Jewish enough." Is it a good book? The Old Testament has some interesting moments, especially as it approaches something of a Kafka voice and narrative. Genesis has the spare, creepy nihilism of Kafka, while Job is the closest thing to modern literature. Judges, Samuel and Kings are clearly the height of the book's aesthetic, coinciding with the height of Jewish national power. In those three books there are real, memorable stories there that evoke a strange half-familiar world with a common thread of brutality, frailty, heroism, betrayal and stupidity. The stories of King Saul and David are about as close to a second-rate competitor with ancient Greek literature as you'll find. Ecclesiastes (not to be confused with Ecclesiasticus, which sucksius assius) is the funniest, most eXile-ish book. It starts out like this: "Sheer futility, Qoheleth says. Sheer futility: everything is futile! What profit can we show for all our toil, toiling under the sun?" And from there, it doesn't come to some kind of religious epiphany or happy ending, but rather sticks with the theme that all is useless so you may as well drink, fuck and give up hope: "One dead fly/can spoil the scent-maker's oil:/a grain of stupidity/outweighs wisdom and glory." And this is where the Old Testament starts getting crazy. As the Jews' fortunes go from bad to worse in the last couple hundred years before Christ, the volume of loony self-hatred ratchets up to ear-piercing pitch. Pages and pages of horrible verse (Psalms) and incredibly primitive proverbs (Proverbs, Wisdom, etc) finally devolve into sheer torrents of anger and self-hatred, nay, anti-Semitism at its shrillest. Remember Samuel Jackson's line about the shepherd and the valley of darkness and his furious anger before plugging those skate rats? That's Ezekiel, when Yahweh has had enough of Jews and rants and raves and screams about how he's gonna fuck the Jews up big-time! He's gonna git medieval on the Jews' asses! Yeah! And they's gonna be a savior comin' too to set y'all's straight. This is when the apotheosis of Jewish self-hatred arrives: The New Testament. When it comes to a book that makes you really hate Jews, the New Testament has no equal. I cannot understand, reading it now, how anyone can pretend that the Jews don't come off as the greatest villains in the history of mankind, and that the New Testament isn't the source and the end-all in Jew-hatred propaganda. The Koran has nothing of the sort of Jew-hatred that the New Testament has-which might explain why Jews were always much better off under Islamic rule than under Christian rule until recently. Then again, Jews wrote the New Testament, and like I said, there's no anti-Semitism like Jewish self-hatred, which is what lies at the heart of the New Testament. I want to repeat this: In terms of sheer anti-Semitism-inspiring power, the New Testament makes Mein Kampf look like The Nanny. I've read Mein Kampf, and I gotta tell ya, I was expecting that book to be a lot more evil than it was. Hitler comes off as just a whiny fag; if he were born today, he'd have a Robert Smith hairdo and a stack of Depeche Mode records. The case Hitler makes against the Jews pales in comparison to the case that Jews make against themselves in the New Testament. Hitler would be booed off the stage of a Jewish self-hating convention; he'd get beaned with pomegranates and hooked with a shepherd's crook in the middle of his act. Hitler whines about the Jews being rich, manipulative backstabbers. Well boo-fucking-hoo, Adolf! You sound like a fucking taxi driver! After a few chapters of Mein Kampf, instead of getting some kind of evil rush, I wanted to say, like Hans and Franz, "Oo, listen to ze little girlie-girl Hitler who cahn't even handle ze juden beekahz zey haff ze mah-nee. Vhat's za matter, afraid aff a few juden, huh, girlie-girl?" Mein Kampf is Sesame Street anti-Semitism, which is why it didn't last more than a generation. But accuse Jews over and over of killing God's own son, as the Jews do in the New Testament, and then you've got an anti-Semitism that lasts thousands of years - which is really what the Jews of that time dreamed of. You can almost see them leaping in their sandals and giving each other high-fives for finally having found the ultimate expression of Jewish self-hatred. What Christian wouldn't run amok through the Jewish ghetto burning everyone alive after reading the Gospels? Any sane man would kill the murderers of his own son. But the murderers of God's son... you'd do more than just kill them! You'd... you'd... well, just look at history and you know what you'd do: just what the Christians have done. Given the New Testament's driving force, why is it that we pretend that Christianity isn't dangerous and evil, but Nazism is? It's not as though Christians don't have a comparable Jew-kill record to match Hitler's. Beats me... but all I know is that I'm probably setting myself and millions of other Jews up for a helluva pogrom just by a talking about this. (Which means I'm just dabbling in good ol' Jewish self-hatred of the sort that produced Christianity.) A few other comments about the New Testament: before reading it I seemed to remember, from all my years in churches, that Jesus was a pretty nice guy and I really felt sorry for him, especially the massive Jesus on the cross that I'd stare at in Sacred Heart Church. Not after reading the Gospels. Jesus is...scary. He makes the world out to be a horrible place and says things like "To him who has much he will have everything; to him who has little he will have nothing." He's pissed off in that quiet, elliptical way that makes you worried and keeps things tense. I'd like to stay out of his way, but according to him, you can't. Each and every one of us is standing in the headlights of Jesus's Peterbilt. And each of us is like Dennis Weaver from that first Spielberg movie - except that Jesus's truck would reappear even after crashing over the cliff. And that scares me. And billions of people before me. Other observations: the Gospels are kind of an interesting read. There's a point in the first three gospels where Jesus, dying on the cross, suddenly takes back everything he's said about being the son of god and cries: "Eloi, eloi, lama sabachthani?" Which means, "Okay, forget what I said! I got a little carried away! Now someone get a ladder and a pair of pliers and get me offa this fucking thing! I don't wanna die!!!" Then there's Acts, the tale of how the first proselytizers spread Christianity. In fact Acts is mankind's first door-to-door sales handbook. Ever wonder why Middle American Christians are both so devout and such tireless salesmen? It's all here: Peter and Paul going door-to-door hawking their Amway religion to any sucker they can. The more you sell, the more sub-salesmen you get working underneath you in your pyramid scheme, the closer you get to heaven. Acts is also where expressions like "brother" and "the Way" get introduced, just in case you're wondering. All in all you'd be better off reading the ancient Greeks than this lumbering miserable book. Judeo-Christianity is the invention of such a primitive, third-rate imagination compared to what the ancient Greeks had cooked up that it absolutely boggles the mind to think that the Bible won out over Plato and Sophocles. While Paul was running around using logic to "prove" that Jesus was the son of God, the Greeks had already postulated the existence of atoms, the circumference of earth, medicine, Rhetoric, and had already written the greatest books, plays, poems and gross-out humor of all time. The Greeks made you think, stimulated the imagination, gave color to the world and form to what was inchoate; the Bible edits out nearly everything in life and presents a primitive, simple, bitter version of existence that makes you want to murder and die. If you really want to understand the Bible, see The Life of Brian and buy Sam Kinison's "Louder Than Hell" album. If you read the Bible, you will come no closer to understanding human stupidity, but you'll feel much worse about mankind than ever before. Perhaps an apocalypse wouldn't be such a bad thing. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8e_1209677475 BibleThmper Hate Thy Neighbor As Thyself christianity, hate thy neighbor as thyself Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:45:06 -0400 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9bf_1207806306 Senior_Conspiriocio Cue Air Pictures Brings Us A Cool Video Of A Big RC Airplane Fitted With A Couple High Def Cameras Flying Around. Also Does A Few Loop D Loop's. 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