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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample two shots of the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, and
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try two more
shots just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas!
I think this guy has a crush on you Vel...
Posted Feb-11-2010 by "live_leaked" Premium
2010
hehe
Posted Dec-30-2009 by "badMother" (R)
Subj: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample two shots of the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, and
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try two more
shots just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas!
Posted Dec-23-2009 by "tarnoch" (R)
Vel, have a great xmas and new year man, best to you and your's, stay safe, AU may be after you :)
Posted Dec-20-2009 by "biggles9" Premium
haha im coming up to hunt late season, got lottery on anything?
Posted Nov-3-2009 by "Awsomatic" Premium
I demand you make a YS
Posted Oct-9-2009 by "Spudmonkey" (R)
ha! you are still around. i thought you were gone forever
Posted Sep-29-2009 by "ak49" (R)
what the hell done have i done to upset you man
Posted May-2-2009 by "dinglbat" (R)
Simply awesome avatar, the wee Hitler addition sums the funny old weirdo up nicely.
'the finest voice in Queensland Australia !'
I guess you already gone done seen his myspace sprawl.
Posted Apr-4-2009 by "Axiomic" Premium
love the avatar... that must be 'mum'
Posted Mar-29-2009 by "dwencl"