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From: Hubert, North Carolina, United States

I reckon that I could be just a dumb redneck volunteer firefighter.

Yee-haw.

Esse quam videri, y'all.

(All the videos I post here are ones that I have filmed personally. I leave comments open only to let the commenters display their ignorance or perspicacity, whichever applies. This does not mean that I endorse them. (Please see http://xkcd.com/481/ and http://xkcd.com/202/ ) I hope you enjoy the vids, and get a chuckle or two while you do.;)

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A reply to cainpro's funny vent - Seatbelts, please.

By Blech | 64 Comments
2284 Views | 14 Votes | 1 Recommendation
Location: , | Leaked: Aug-24-2009
I listened and understood, cainpro. Now please hear me... We really don't have much chance of saving you if you don't buckle up. ...and yes, the cops care, the EMTs care, the firefighters care, the ...
Put your name on Mars

By Blech | 20 Comments
838 Views | 1 Vote | 0 Recommendations
Location: , | Leaked: Apr-3-2009
Fill out the online form at NASA's JPL website, and your name will be included on a microchip that will be sent to Mars on the Mars Science Laboratory rover ('rover' the machine, not 'Rover' the space...
My 2nd YourSay: Lights, camera, sirens!

By Blech | 36 Comments
2282 Views | 9 Votes | 0 Recommendations
Location: Hubert, North Carolina, United States | Leaked: Mar-29-2009
...and I mean every word that I say.
OIF: Semper Fabulous! (retail MOS Marine sets us 'straight')

By Blech | 8 Comments
2126 Views | 2 Votes | 0 Recommendations
Leaked: Feb-5-2009
Sometimes words fail me. AAFES. MCX. Iraq. "Courage, honor, commitment." "Don't ask, don't tell." Sgt. Frank Barbara, USMC.
OIF: Water in the desert

By Blech | 17 Comments
2219 Views | 0 Votes | 0 Recommendations
Leaked: Nov-11-2008
Q: How many tanker trucks does it take to hydrate a desert base daily? A: A lot.
OIF Exchange Services: Footlockers! Footlockers! Footlockers!

By Blech | 4 Comments
1601 Views | 0 Votes | 0 Recommendations
Leaked: Nov-5-2008
Footlockers, at around $25 each, are number 98 on the best-seller list of exchange services in OIF/OEF. Here we have a TCN and a USMC civilian unloading yet another pallet of footlockers. Guaran...
First time using a needle

By Blech | 24 Comments
1901 Views | 1 Vote | 0 Recommendations
Leaked: Nov-3-2008
Some idiot injecting himself for the first time in his life. He's using a pre-filled syringe of a medication that may prolong his life (or at least prevent an early demise), and free him from crippl...
OIF TCN Language Barrier, Lesson 2: Ba-lo-me sammich

By Blech | 7 Comments
2069 Views | 1 Vote | 0 Recommendations
Leaked: Oct-20-2008
TCNs like Robin here work real hard and catch on real quick. You'll be seeing more of this superstar. Good times. Godspeed, Robin, get back home safely.
OIF TCN Language Barrier, Lesson 1: Dese nutz

By Blech | 1 Comment
1535 Views | 1 Vote | 0 Recommendations
Leaked: Oct-20-2008
TCNs (third country nationals) contracted to work in OIF/OEF endure long work days, cramped living conditions, years away from their loved ones (no R&R, either), exorbitant fees for visa sponsors,...
OIF: USMC H2O delivery via forklift

By Blech | 8 Comments
2955 Views | 0 Votes | 0 Recommendations
Leaked: Oct-19-2008
Thirsty yet? Hydrate yourself with a refreshing 1-liter that's been sitting in the Iraqi sun for days. Compliments of the USMC. "Sergeants lead the way! Hoo-ah." - Sgt. Frizzle (The &q...
Tent life in Kuwait for the deployed transient

By Blech | 6 Comments
1802 Views | 1 Vote | 0 Recommendations
Location: , | Leaked: Oct-7-2008
Far away among strangers, you take the few things that mean something to you. ...and then go through the dark, into the light, and walk 100 yards across ankle-twisting gravel through the 130F degree ...
Marines (not) wrestling

By Blech | 2 Comments
2629 Views | 0 Votes | 0 Recommendations
Leaked: Aug-22-2008
MOS Showdown: Retail vs. Postal. A pathetic display as a Gunny and a SSgt. show that not all Marines are warriors. Rah kill, indeed.