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Feed it to muslims.
@Dosdiphor If I were the cook at Guantanamo Bay that would be served on Thursdays for lunch. Sliced thin, served on a roll of Hawaiian sweet bread with a slice of turkey and a dollop of mustard. (Even prisoners deserve a good meal).
@FlREF0X I"ll step it up a notch. I actually work at a busy restaurant and when someone orders "no bacon", I dribble bacon grease into the product, hell, I smear it on nice, just a little flavor enhancement those who shouldn't eat bacon would have no idea what it is lol. I even grind micro amounts into the product, on it, all over the food.
I even had a ticket once that said, "Don't get bacon anywhere near any item on their ticket, VERY IMPORTANT"
So I doused the whole More.. lot with more bacon grease than I've ever done with anyone. It was on a Tilapia fish, and the muslim bitch who ate it told the server the food was "spectacular". No joke lol.
I love feeding muslim bitches bacon. Less..
@Dosdiphor MUSLIM-BITCH BACON FEEDER LUL
@Dosdiphor Oh, that is just poetic. Sadly, I, like muslims am a picky eater. I HATE beans! when I see a bean burrito it looks like a baby diaper full of caca. Would you smear bean paste on my food if I said no beans? Sometimes when I order no beans there is 1 fucking bean in there somewhere. (I almost never eat out because I don't trust people making the food. The servers get all the tip money and all they do is walk 20 feet to the kitchen and bring me my food. I would rather walk back there my More..self and grab it and tip the fucking cooks.) Less..
@Dosdiphor What you don't know will not harm you...I guess...!
you will never see something like this in Europe just because the muslims will be offended and we will be accused for discrimination.
@andreysc7 2 words for them
@LifeInTheLeftLane maybe in the US its easier to handle the muslims, but here they are above us, even if they are a minority :( . The laws protects them more than us
I am confused, Doesnt muslim worship pigs as their god ?@andreysc7
@ConnDiver Well if this is not a joke I will respond :))
They hate pigs and they also said that is the most disgusting animals because he eats everything, every their shit. And I know that its also related to their religion, I don't know the reason.
I have found this on the web :
"Forbidden to you (for food) are: dead meat, blood, the flesh of swine, and that on which hath been invoked a name other than that of Allah.” (Al-Ma’idah: 3) And some may argue that christians are no More..t suppose to because in the bible it says“…and the swine, as he divideth the hoof, and be cloven footed, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcass shall ye not touch, they are unclean to you.” (Leviticus chapter 11 verse 7 and 8)"
So they don't eat pork because allah don't want :)) . What a bunch of idiots Less..
lol, nice one thanks. i thought they dont eat pigs because once upon time a muslim tribe leader survived from his enemy hunt and kill, becasue he hid among a group of pigs.
Now I declare my previous comment is officially a joke from now on
i wanna wear it
@spacegoat I knew buffalo bill was liveleaker
@spacegoat you'd need a shitload of lotion for that suit
@2DLISH2QUIT it's already pre-greased
lady gaga has already bought it
no muslim will ever harm you if you wear it @spacegoat
that's a vegan scarecrow
awesome dude! ;)
Bacon is so yummy I could easily eat him while staring at his face. I would whisper in his ear "you are so delicious!"
@xXDanksterXx You sir, are fucking sick
Sick because I love bacon? If that's the criteria, I am an effin madman.
@xXDanksterXx sick because you speak with your food and get an orgasm while you do it, that's just wrong bro..
A orgasm? You somehow work male ejaculation into the conversation? I am the sick one?lol I am simply saying that I won't be deterred by the fact that's it a visible half of a pig. Bacon is that good.
@xXDanksterXx and starts licking behind his ear when you once again whispers in a even more "now im gonna f*ck you from behind hardcore"...
imagine the smell
@fuandyourgoat :D good one. its prevents suicide bomber
Sweet! where can I get one of these? It's not only a decorative wall hanging, you can snack off it when hungy.. Ingenious.
Yeah, you get to see your meat swarming with flies before you buy and eat it. Fly eggs are good for you.
spectator (aah i like piggy for lunch, why piggy hang like wet towel?)
cheff (yaa yaa no more snackibar peeple around anymoore)
Back in a minute........... off to make a bacon sandwich!
He would attract more client with a half dog, just saying
@exec There's a half dog in one of Return of the living dead movies from the 80's. I love those movies. BRAINS!!!
i love bacon!!
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
@BIKERMAN ha ha ha ha love it...
Chinese are very smart, this is a weapon against invader muslims.
Would love to set this shop up in a muslim country.
lady gaga has already bought it.
I find this hard to masturbate to
@json14t Imagine Snooki and Nicki Minaj sown inside it... and thrown into a bonfire...
Yeah... you should be able to shuffle one off to that...
He didn't fuck about checking it out from all views!
Keeps the Muslims out.
@camio keeps healthy people out .
However he did it, you can bet the pig was still alive when it happened.
and you can bet muslims were offended.
yummy!my doggy would love to chew on that sows ear
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