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Before Guns There Was No Violence *Bonus Poll*


A recent analysis points at the fact that before Samuel Colt Fashioned
the first gun out of super glue, bubblegum and Christianity, there was
not one reported case of assault, war or homicide. The only reason
whites were even able to enslave the blacks was because of the gun.
People abuse drugs because they will get to see a gun. The ancient
parable Star Trek II the Wrath of Ghengis Kahn relates to us how he
could mow down entire armies with a single blast of his semen. The
amount of semen was so great that it was said to have caused the great
flood. Since then, people have tried for thousands (millions) of years
to imitate his act of bravery. This led to Samuel Colt making the first
gun after wacking it real hard one day. Tragically, Mr. Colt's invention
has led to countless inner city blacks to shoot each other despite
their will to make peace and break bread. This is why we should ban all
guns accordingly. Because the humans are just mechanical machines and
it is only an addictive illusion that we have a choice. Many
schizophrenics that believe in the so called "choice" attach other
psychological constructs to this notion including a very peculiar one
which is known colloquially as "Personal-Responsibility". People that
believe in personal responsibility are dangerous and may be affiliated
with anti-homosexual groups, the Nazi Party and AL-Qaeda and or
Scientology.

 
Poll

Added: Oct-16-2012 Occurred On: Oct-16-2012
By: JOM
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Tags: Eric Holder, gun control
Location: United States (load item map)
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  • The poll is unfair it leaves the correct answer out. If guns were banned how would gangs kill each other.


    They will still do it with guns.


    They will also rob, rape and kill you with a gun in their hands, because they know you won't have one.

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  • Are you kidding me. Gangs will still get guns if they were illegal. IE look at Chicago.

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  • Is this guy some kinda fucking retard. This topic is a little bit more serious than your stoned delusional attempt at trying to be funny.

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    • @BIGLOUBRUNO
      It's a very complicated and serious subject. You'll probably agree that a gun ban will just mean you and me won't have any... and the guy crawling in my son's bedroom window at night will...

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    • @JOM
      You are new. I would advise you to take your time getting to know folks here before calling them a moron.Just some friendly advise. BigLou is a damn cool guy and anything but a moron.

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    • @JOM Listen Bud , This kinda crap does the same thing as the idiots who open carry AR15s in the street in the name of the second amendment. Its a stupid idea and it doesn't help the cause. Next time try and actually send a message. good luck.

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    • @Fire37Rescue Thanks Buddy, Hope you're well my friend.

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  • "Before Guns There Was No Violence"

    Hmmm... So swords, spears, bows and arrows, rocks, sticks, maces, daggers, and so on never killed anyone. Well its good to know guns are the root of all evil.

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  • Can't tell if this is parody or the rant and raving of a truly demented, ignorant and evil mind. Hoping the former because ironically I'd consider putting a gun to head of the author and prove their thesis for them.

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    • @JOM In all seriousness, I am not for a total gun ban. I draw the line at non-certified collectors being able to purchase fully automatic high powered weapons of war or the ability to buy armor piercing bullets. There are already plenty of laws both state and federal, plus permitting via background checking and cool-down waiting periods in place that simply need to be enforced, not re-legislated. I recognize the 2nd Amendment but do not like the NRA's politicizing of it which allows for all More..

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    • @JOM
      I myself want to ban, other people from having guns

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  • The poll is missing "Break Dance Battle" just like the old days lol

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  • The whole world lived in peace and love until the gun was invented. No murders, no violent crimes whatsoever everyone sat around singing ku-ba-ya and drinking wine.

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  • If we ban guns, how will inner city gangs kill each other?

    With guns. Because banning things doesn't make them magically disappear.

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  • This post is full of win even if I don't agree with everything in it. LOL good one!

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  • They will get guns illegally.
    War, violence and assault existed for thousands of years before guns were invented.

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  • you are fucking dumb lol we will never ban guns for one its n our constitution two i know no one will take my guns from me while im still alive and 3 your fucking poll is retarded there's a black market dumb shit guns are here to stay just like drugs sex and war

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    • @Death3159

      I think he's being facetious in his article (having fun with a debate where there is none......it's our constitutional right to own guns)

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  • cross bows...

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  • Before guns you got stabbed by an Indian's spear... There are always going to be weapons and that's not the problem. People are the problem. How about you ban the assholes into the the ocean and leave the guns alone. They don't pull their own trigger you know...

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  • Forks made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

    That and Bush. Yup, it was Bush's fault too!

    I'm pretty sure Cain killed Abel with a Glock.

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  • in war...i think i'd rather get shot than skewered by a spear

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    • @dietcokesucks
      Yeah, something about spending a half hour staring at a spear that has just impaled you... before you die.just doesn't sit right with me either.Brutal.

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