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Little Johnny - A history lesson ...

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775", he said.

"Very good! Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?

Again, no response except from Little Johnny, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed; Little Johnny knows more about history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F@#$ the Indians."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Little Johnny put his hand up, "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"

Again, Little Johnny says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 19

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Added: Aug-14-2009 
By: jsczerby
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Tags: humor, history, quotations, clinton, lincoln, custer, patrick henry, bush, michael jackson, america
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