C'mon, Patrick... I mean, really? Do you HAVE to insist the corrections officers explain your charge to you over and over? And do you not understand the COs did not charge you, but it was the actually officers on the street?

Idiots like this DESERVE to stay in jail until they learn to cooperate. The fight is not on the inside; it's in court in front of the judge who can decide your innocence or guilt. Even after your alcohol seemed to wear off in jail, your ass-hattedness continued to show. Dumbass.