Yeah, it’s controversial. But anything that creates this much discussion has got to be good thing, on balance. But we want to make one thing clear. This collectible is not meant to be a personal affront to the President. We respect the office of the President and we don’t condone name calling and getting personal with a politician’s family or even the actual politician. (Unlike all the other side’s personal attacks on President Bush… but I digress.) This collectible is designed to attack President Obama’s IDEALS. His core beliefs. What he feels is good for America. That is the thing we are trying to satirize in this piece. I’m sure President Obama is a nice man who loves his country and his family. Just like most of us. But his ideals must be voted out of office quickly.
With that said, our very popular Socialist Flaty represents the ideals of a man that created a circus of charm, drawing millions to his big top and convincing millions that they actually had a problem and he was the person that would fix all the problems. But once everyone bought the ticket and started seeing the show, they realized that it was a terrible, terrible mistake. He’s set fire to the big top for reasons only known to him and his co-clowns. His ideals (the glowing smile of good intentions) that were so nice in theory, has turned out to be a nightmare. The charming, delightful and entertaining clown has turned into a shell of its former self. Scaring us into running the other way.
We must REMEMBER this turn in American politics for what it is. A grab at liberty, trying to supplant the individual’s right for self determination, and replacing it with the guiding hand of the government. Burdensome taxation is a form of tyranny. Tyranny is the enemy of liberty. Let us never forget. Keep the face of Socialism close at hand, now and in perpetuity. Buy our reminder of the face of Socialism for you and for anyone else you know that wants to never forget.
We have two prices. One for our Capitalist customers and one for our Socialist customers. Please choose the one that best suits your political leanings. :-)
All our collectibles are 100% Made in the USA by legal American hands. Each is made to order and can take from 2 to 4 weeks to ship. Our Socialism Flaty is 2.75" wide, 4.5" tall and .75" deep. Perfect for sitting on your desk or hanging on the wall. We’ll have more clown themed Flatys coming out soon. There are plenty of clowns in the government right now, to put into flaty form.
Here are some great emails we’ve received so far from the folks on the left. We’ve also started adding comments from non-leftist (you’ll be able to tell those since they tend to be thoughtful and not full of hate and rage):
FUCK YOU. and guess what you can kiss my liberal ass.
I’m looking forward to your social security checks going to true Americans. You certainly won’t be involved with socialism, and that money will go to people who have a brain and a spine, not rectums that endlessly spew a diarrhea of pure intentional stupidity to win points in a make believe world that is greater threat to this country than Bin Laden ever was. I look forward to seeing you die by the hands of a real death panel. It’s called an HMO.
its funny how people were fine with looking for weapons of mass destruction(never found) the war that ended(still going on) and banks being bailed out(they screwed u) but I’m going to protest u giving me health care(over my cold dead body) WOW!!
You guys are really silly, here’s a idea why don’t you all move to a small island off in the pacific ocean somewhere since you hate America and the President of America so much.
Fuck you right-wing blood-sucking capitalist pigs! I’m a revolutionary socialist and Obama is no socialist—he’s barely a progressive. Making money off other stupid people is a shameful way to live. Go to hell and burn along your murderous heroes—Nixon, Reagan, Rehnquist, and every filthy Republipig who ever polluted the face of this planet!
I LOVE the clown! Bravo for it & the very well worded explanation! I’d suggest sending one to Rush… you might get a little bit of promo for it! Good luck, and great job!
$25.00 USDCapitalist Price (No artificial transfer of wealth included.)Socialist Price (Includes $25 artificial transfer of wealth.)Bulk Pricing - 10 Units ($24 each)Bulk Pricing - 25 Units ($22 each)Bulk Pricing - 50 Units ($20 each)
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