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Mitt Romney... I Could Kiss You!... Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Capitalism

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Added: Aug-29-2012 Occurred On: Aug-29-2012
By: EventHorizon2012
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Tags: Mitt Romney, Flip-Flops, Comedy, Parody, Politics, Capitalism, EventHorizon2012
Location: Wyoming, United States (load item map)
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  • "Scravenging" awesome, Bro. Let's sell my peppers. Call me. ;)

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  • great idea, get them made soon cause after november romney will dissapear into the woodwork. Hell this could be the fast track to a healthy retirement, good luck buddy

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  • Loafers, LOL!

    There has to be a penny loafer joke in there somewhere.

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    • @jackal452

      You know... I thought so too, but I just couldn't think of anything that quickly.

      Most of this is just ad libbing from a few notes... the Obama loafer thing came to me as I was getting ready to sign off. Didn't want to over-think it and flub the ending.

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  • You're a friggin' genius.

    Glad to see you've become a libertarian!

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    • @CannibalsCookpot

      Very kind words. Appreciate it.

      Are you guys getting smoked out from forest fires down there in Littleton? Can't hardly breath here.

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    • @EventHorizon2012 Fairplay is clear today. Littleton was kinda overcast in the afternoon, yesterday. Around the first week or second week of August, you could see and smell the smoke. The only reason you can see it is a slight darkening, and you could tell it was coming over the front range and not just Denver's normal brown cloud. I only go to the office on Tues. and Thurs., anymore. I won't be brokering my cattle for another month or two, and the OL don't really like the Metro life. We come do More..

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    • @CannibalsCookpot

      Yeah, the town is just called Jackson.... but there are a lot of Jacksons in the US. When you say Jackson Hole, everyone knows exactly where you're talking about.

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    • @EventHorizon2012 Good point and I hope the air clears for you soon. We had that kind of smoke when Colorado was burning a couple months ago. Eye and throat burning stuff that had us wondering if the fire was going to reach our place. We even moved some stuff down to Denver, just in case.

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  • Dude, those work with ANY politician. You can go HUGE with this. Just stick with flip-flops. No loafers, no boots, no sneakers. Corner the market on the flip-flop. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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  • keep those creative juices flowing..and these whimsies alive..ya never know.

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    • @stixtoo

      It beats arguing with trolls anyway.

      Welcome to LL, BTW. Great avatar... I wanted to be Little Joe Cartwright when I was a kid... ended up being more of a Hoss Cartwright.

      Thanks for watching.

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    • @EventHorizon2012
      cheers,they put a lot of love into bonanza and it shows.im gona resist a hackneyed dudeism outa respect for an all time favorite character and film, save for the obvious..the dude is a mensch.
      peace out.

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  • Outstanding...Enjoyed!

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  • Why's this not in the YS section?

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  • I got several chuckles and a few good hard laughs out of this post, and I thank you for that.
    On a serious note though, the problem with the bain capital flipflop company in china is lead time. You need inventory FAST. There must be an american company that can make you a few to get started. Cafe press maybe?
    Think companies similar to cafe press that print promotional/advertising handout stuff.

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    • @castanza128 UH OH! I investigated them for you, and found you've been beaten to production :(
      http://www.cafepress.com/+politics+flip-flops

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    • @castanza128

      Yeah, I know... but there's more than one brand of everything. Plenty of room to make money for a superior product.

      Thanks for your help though.

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  • Romney might figure that doing business with you at least gives him a little bit of cash for the insult instead of nothing.

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  • The problem with Mitt Romney is he doesn't drink...how can you trust a man who doesn't drink...

    Any way, Green Eggs and Ham, its an institution

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  • Another great video. Voted.

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  • YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!! I would hurry. This idea is not a new one but you got the best looking ones so far. You just have to get them to market now!

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  • Do you always sound like a New York Gangster, when you`ve had a drink?

    Nice shirt :-)

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    • @AlSet-AlOkin

      Actually, this character is an impersonation of a friend of mine that I do when I want to piss him off. He's from New Jersey though.... thinks he's a player.

      And my astrologer said I should wear purple if I want success in business. ;o)

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