That's not a knife, THIS is a knife
The Microtech Giant Halo 3x is definitely more knife than we can handle
and it's definitely out of our price range. We have no use for it. We'd
probably injure ourselves just unwrapping it. So why do we want one so
badly?
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If this is just a spoof, it wasn't remotely funny.
If it's a serious product, it's pretty fucking stupid.
Posted Jan-4-2013 BynoPC4me (285.20) noPC4me View Channel Send Message
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@noPC4me you're pretty fucking stupid if you think this isn't a spoof.
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByKargul (73.34) Kargul View Channel Send Message
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Mind you this thing is actually sold.
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByThanklessMoss (37.70) 
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@Kargul
Spat my coffee ya bas!!
lol
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByForkhandles (179.10) 
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@Kargul.....dumber shit has been made
Posted Jan-5-2013 Bymidbc (26.26) midbc View Channel Send Message
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@Kargul I dunno man, Americans love their weapons and they love bigness....
Posted Jan-5-2013 ByNord20 (20.58) 
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Looks very cool, very dangerous and just incredibly unpractical.
So as a man, im buying it ...
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByGreddy (25.50) 
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@Greddy Its practical, it has wheels for easy airport access.
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByBeer (6.10) 
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Does it come in large?
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByBeansAndOnions (334.40) BeansAndOnions View Channel Send Message
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No. This is the Medium size.
But I think the company is going to introduce the Large and Extra Large later this year.
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByOswald2001 (920.76) Oswald2001 View Channel Send Message
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Better buy one before the liberals ban it.
Posted Jan-4-2013 By2Phast4Rocket (707.56) 
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@2Phast4Rocket
Your in canada, what do you care?
besides, it's a wonderful steak knife for the folks who eat whole cows, so they couldn't ban it if they had any semblance of humanity in them.
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByKiller43 (51.60) 
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@Killer43 You're*
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByWhosTerrorizingWho (46.50) 
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I'd rather have a nice Japanese Katana.
Posted Jan-4-2013 Bymediaeinstein (941.28) 
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@mediaeinstein is that the T-Mobile Girl in your avatar? Hawwwttt
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByBioviper (74.90) 
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@Bioviper
Yup, Carly was actually an Abercrombie model before she replaced Catherine Zeta-Jones at T-Mobile. Her girl next door wholesome persona brings in more customers than bees to honey.
Posted Jan-4-2013 Bymediaeinstein (941.28) 
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@mediaeinstein Smart move. They could sell me an STD with her as their spokesperson....she's freakin' smoking hot!
Posted Jan-4-2013 Bysirmoneymakpimpwether (311.18) 
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Why was video and time wasted on this shit?
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByRiotpawr (33.70) 
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@Riotpawr to make you ask questions.
Posted Jan-5-2013 Byjohnmar1 (159.88) 
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It is one expensive conversation piece. That is about all it is good for.
Posted Jan-4-2013 Byfinagawd (39.70) 
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Haha... nice ^^
But sadly we here in Germany aren´t even allowed to have the small one!!
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByMuhammad_Blowjob (482.50) 
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It's illegal to have a spring loaded blade in a lot of places, but I think this should be legal by the fact that it's utterly useless and completely impractical as a weapon. I would be grateful if someone attacked me with one of these because all I would have to do was dodge them until they exhausted themselves from swinging it.
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByNeil Griffith (92.80) 
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@Neil Griffith Thats what you'd say till you ran into King Arthur's great great great great grandson with one of these...game over son.
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByZealk (32.10) 
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@Zealk "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
"Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByWhiskyNut (81.50) 
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@WhiskyNut "Shut up!"
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByNeil Griffith (92.80) 
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@Neil Griffith "now we see the violence inherent in the system."
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByWhiskyNut (81.50) 
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@WhiskyNut "Bloody peasant!"
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByNeil Griffith (92.80) 
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Now we just need some one too .... hmmm lemme think ..... yeah.. Steve-O to pull his pants down, sit on it and fire that fucker right up is retarded ass !!!!!
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByFartCommander (87.50) 
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Why does this guy even bother talking when everything that comes out of his mouth is utter bull shit and not funny....
Posted Jan-4-2013 Byrecon721 (230.52) recon721 View Channel Send Message
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I like it, the way it opens is bound to kill someone
Posted Jan-4-2013 Byveryveryslowguy (11.00) 
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Featured? Really?
Posted Jan-4-2013 Bykuzak20 (3967.70) kuzak20 View Channel Send Message
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I liked it...
That could be used in a new way of comitting suicide, lol, just point it at your head and push the button. LOL!
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByllRvXll (128.70) 
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@kuzak20
have seen worse features lately.
Posted Jan-4-2013 Byvalhalla-riot (289.40) 
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Needs a sticker: "point this end toward enemy."
Posted Jan-4-2013 ByTigerMuskie (62.30) 
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