By JANE SUTTON, Reuters
Last Updated: January 19, 2011 12:38pm
MIAMI - Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff’s deputies said Wednesday.
The ashes were taken from a woman’s home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on Dec. 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said.
Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.
“The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine,” the sheriff’s report said.
Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff’s spokesman Judge Cochran said.
Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges.
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Darwin award needs to be handed out. They now have the DNA of an elderly man and 2 great Danes
Posted Jan-20-2011 Byanaislynne (432.62) 
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Too bad they didn't try to snort up battery acid: No one would miss them.
Posted Jan-20-2011 Byboredin2008 (912.00) 
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"Police divers were trying to recover the ashes"
from the bottom of a lake. Brilliant.
Posted Jan-20-2011 ByBadBuzzKilla (61.52) 
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hahaha...they were probably in a container...lol
Posted Jan-20-2011 Byezrider1967 (379.60) ezrider1967 View Channel Send Message
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If it was in a container, it would float. Unless the container was heavy, like concrete
Posted Jan-28-2011 ByBadBuzzKilla (61.52) 
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two idiot cannibals.
Posted Jan-20-2011 Byredskull (65.54) redskull View Channel Send Message
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Something about that reminds me of a gag I saw on Robot Chicken once.
Posted Jan-20-2011 Byjohn1054 (5083.34)

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they seem to be getting dumber by the day.Must be all that ash they inhale.
Posted Jan-20-2011 Bydushyantxxx (64.90) 
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the dna fused together with the burgler...
Posted Jan-20-2011 Bythunderbear (311.34) thunderbear View Channel Send Message
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Keith Richards did that with his Dad's ashes.
Posted Jan-20-2011 Byeltrut (176.26) eltrut View Channel Send Message
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i found a set of keys once with someone's remains in them. for a second i thought it was drugs, then i realized the powder was grey. turned out to be some girl's grandmother.
Posted Jan-20-2011 Byaureliusva (533.72) aureliusva View Channel Send Message
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Dealer... hey man i got some really kick ass fluffy and fido ..interested?
Posted Jan-30-2011 ByKingdiamond (68.32) 
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I'm not sure how you could make that mistake. Yes ashes are white.. but coke has a coke like smell..
Posted Jan-20-2011 Bypiyoti (223.32) 
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Or a pinky dip and a rub of the gums .
Posted Jan-20-2011 Bylauriebhoy (1249.80) 
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acetone bliss.
Posted Mar-31-2011 Byabsu69 (2093.84) absu69 View Channel Send Message
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"...snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs."
That's a strange way to say it; makes it sound like the man and dogs had stolen drugs, or the theives were ingesting the ashes because they believed the dead people's bodies had contained drugs.
"...snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief because they believed the urns contained drugs instead of ashes."
Fixed.
Posted Jan-20-2011 ByTrench000 (530.16) 
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Okay, I gave it a day and tried, but cannot think of any substantial reasons to be prejudiced against use of the word "because" in English.
Perhaps you can enlighten us as to how the word only serves idiots and little kids?
Posted Jan-21-2011 ByTrench000 (530.16) 
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