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Burglars snort cremated man’s ashes

By JANE SUTTON, Reuters
Last Updated: January 19, 2011 12:38pm

MIAMI - Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff’s deputies said Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman’s home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on Dec. 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said.

Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.

“The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine,” the sheriff’s report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff’s spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges.


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Added: Jan-20-2011 Occurred On: Jan-19-2011
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  • Darwin award needs to be handed out. They now have the DNA of an elderly man and 2 great Danes

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  • Too bad they didn't try to snort up battery acid: No one would miss them.

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  • "Police divers were trying to recover the ashes"

    from the bottom of a lake. Brilliant.

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  • two idiot cannibals.

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  • Something about that reminds me of a gag I saw on Robot Chicken once.

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  • they seem to be getting dumber by the day.Must be all that ash they inhale.

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  • the dna fused together with the burgler...

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  • Keith Richards did that with his Dad's ashes.

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  • i found a set of keys once with someone's remains in them. for a second i thought it was drugs, then i realized the powder was grey. turned out to be some girl's grandmother.

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  • Dealer... hey man i got some really kick ass fluffy and fido ..interested?

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  • I'm not sure how you could make that mistake. Yes ashes are white.. but coke has a coke like smell..

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  • "...snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs."

    That's a strange way to say it; makes it sound like the man and dogs had stolen drugs, or the theives were ingesting the ashes because they believed the dead people's bodies had contained drugs.

    "...snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief because they believed the urns contained drugs instead of ashes."

    Fixed.

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    • Okay, I gave it a day and tried, but cannot think of any substantial reasons to be prejudiced against use of the word "because" in English.

      Perhaps you can enlighten us as to how the word only serves idiots and little kids?

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