THE FIRE TRUCK

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he
noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being
pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a
closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with
admiration... 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a
little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her
dog's collar and
to the cat's testicles...

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren.'