Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Charged As Black Man
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Nobody should be treated like a black person. Their protected status is not something a hetero white male would want.
Posted Aug-1-2012 Byblodia (93.00) 
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@El Tizona And a black jury will probably find her innocent - hence the high volume of recidivism in Black criminal cases with black juries.
Posted Aug-2-2012 BySalmonellalover629 (542.40) 
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rofl @ 0:49 after she's deemed a black man the lady on the jury clutches her purse tighter.
Posted Aug-1-2012 ByZerocyde (101.70) 
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LMAO!! This is hilarious!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted Aug-1-2012 Bydirtbiker201 (1449.68) 
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Been reading the onion (hard copy not internet) for well over a decade. It helps water down the stress of staring at the world.
One of my favorite headlines,
"Bush grants self permission to grant more power to self"
Posted Aug-1-2012 Bynewton (254.50) 
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@newton,
I have two competing favorite stories:
"Area Baby Has No Friends"
and
"9/11 Hijackers Surprised To Find Themselves In Hell"
When I need a laugh ... I look them up.
Posted Aug-1-2012 Byrather-dashing (157.20) 
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nice rack
Posted Aug-1-2012 ByBobbyJohnson (324.14) 
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michael jackson case was it
Posted Aug-1-2012 Bydara (91.60) 
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LoL.........
Posted Aug-1-2012 Bycbdragi (161.72) 
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lmaoooooo hahahahhahah
Posted Aug-1-2012 Bymylostsoul (736.24) 
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How many of you believed it was real!!
Posted Aug-2-2012 Bybigcats (184.28) 
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@bigcats
Guilty lol
Posted Aug-2-2012 ByOfficerDong (5.00) OfficerDong View Channel Send Message
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lmao love it :)
Posted Aug-1-2012 BySteve15425 (536.70) Steve15425 View Channel Send Message
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LOL! Its funny to see how many people fall for the onion news stories. Funny stuff!
Posted Aug-2-2012 Byhotjobz (1422.62) 
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This is a fail at satire. They fail to mention that Blacks commit far more crime per capita, that black juries routinely find fellow blacks innocent because they are paranoid about the criminal justice system. Little white girls and women in general actually do not commit very much crime. Enough of the black victim mentality. Don't want to go to jail? You don't have to be born white, you just have to refrain from committing crime!
Posted Aug-2-2012 BySalmonellalover629 (542.40) 
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they are too funny.
Posted Aug-1-2012 Bysnipingangel (280.70) 
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