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jesus is apparently kind of a dick...
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Added: Feb-3-2013 Occurred On: Feb-3-2013
By: livelurked
In: Regional News, WTF, Other Entertainment
Tags: jesus, hitchhiker
Marked as: approved, featured
Views: 99556 | Comments: 1126 | Votes: 52 | Favorites: 73 | Shared: 9998 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 5
By: livelurked
In: Regional News, WTF, Other Entertainment
Tags: jesus, hitchhiker
Marked as: approved, featured
Views: 99556 | Comments: 1126 | Votes: 52 | Favorites: 73 | Shared: 9998 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 5
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I thought this was bullshit but then I realised it's American.
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByNot4u2kno (14.70) 
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@Not4u2kno You so funny.
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByOILLPOND (43.80) 
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@Not4u2kno America,where truth is way more fucked up then fiction.
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byderekf219 (51.40) 
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@Not4u2kno I thought it was fake too. There was no mention of meth, alcohol, crack, prostitutes etc.
Maybe I spend too much time watching Cops?
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bysnyhol (13.90) 
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@Not4u2kno I thought it was bullshit too but then I remembered Jesus does drive an Oldsmobile!
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bykobifuzz (22.66) 
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@Not4u2kno I didnt get that.. was it a joke?
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByKarlJaspers (48.90) 
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"SMASH, SMASH, SUM-MASHHH!"
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byellhow (589.20) 
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@ellhow with a fucking hatchet???
Posted Feb-3-2013 BySlovenac1981 (203.70) 
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@ellhow haha
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByKarlJaspers (48.90) 
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@ellhow HAHAHAHA LoL
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byjbeddel (3.20) 
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@ellhow i know lol, the guy reminds me of bill and ted
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByFlower re wolf (14.40) 
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Those ladies "ran" over to help? :D
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByDefconOne (43.04) 
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@DefconOne
Waddled?
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bylooksee (48.32) 
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@DefconOne
Clearly, "running" is rather loosely defined here.
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByWotWot (395.10) 
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@DefconOne I'd venture to say they got on their "Hover Rounds" and scooted over there. Welcome to America everyone!
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByWarg Rider (129.20) 
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@DefconOne LOL they said the driver was 3-400 pounds. Must have looked like a couple of sumo wrestlers in the street.
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByMiddle of Nowhere (54.50) 
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@Warg Rider
I see where she's got a Packers jersey on. I think she probably PACKIN' lots of Twinkies in her back pocket for backup!
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byowatajrkiam (223.10) 
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Those two huge fatties claimed to have run? A miracle! The guy must be Jesus!
Posted Feb-3-2013 BySeeEyeAye (369.82) SeeEyeAye View Channel Send Message
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@SeeEyeAye
I think that divine intervention is more news worthy than the crash.
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byslapstop (819.70) 
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@slapstop you watched too much pulp fiction
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByDaJigIsUp (36.70) 
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@SeeEyeAye lol the driver was 400 pounds. SUMO TIME.
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByMiddle of Nowhere (54.50) 
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@SeeEyeAye
Oh god this is killing me
Posted Feb-4-2013 ByElephant (27.40) 
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That woman's neck did not remotely resemble a pencil.
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byspinyl (96.20) 
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@spinyl I couldn't see her neck.
Posted Feb-3-2013 By7qubecmike37 (24.70) 
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@spinyl lol you mean a "pencil stick?"
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bygrok (23.80) 
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Meanwhile in the US: Vagrant kill Jesus with a hatchet.
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByThanklessMoss (35.70) 
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@ThanklessMoss and the black guy was in fact the devil in disguise! Unreal!
Posted Feb-3-2013 BySlovenac1981 (203.70) 
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Kai the homeless hitchhiker is the man .....wow, gimmi 5 bro, lets skin up, ŵoooooh pow!
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byfingers66 (128.56) 
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@fingers66 He's actually one that I wouldn't mind paying taxes for but, unfortunately, he wasn't taught by his parents to suck the teet of America so he's just drifting...in my opinion.
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByDjango Unblamed (21.90) 
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@Django Unblamed ... He does seem like an ok guy to be around, bet he gives plenty of laughs
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byfingers66 (128.56) 
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Lucky Jesus didnt have a AR15 with a bump stock and drum mag.
Posted Feb-3-2013 Byloweyes (999.40) loweyes View Channel Send Message
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This story has a little bit of everything. lol Jesus, fat chicks, homeless, stoners, racism. It's GOLD
Posted Feb-4-2013 ByDaGhost27 (83.40) 
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@DaGhost27 - not quite, a dash cam would have made it a masterpiece!
Posted Feb-4-2013 Byhangashore (25.60) 
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@hangashore haha agreed.
Posted Feb-5-2013 ByDaGhost27 (83.40) 
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LOL Agreed @hangashore
Posted Feb-5-2013 Byinfinitof (24.00) 
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Leave it to the stoner homeless hippie to save the fucking day with a hatchet.
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bychronicluvr (43.50) 
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kye the homeless dude is a proper judas apostle.
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bymr-shaft (509.70) 
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http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-15/1237097820894.jpg
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bytyler_durden (528.40) 
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@tyler_durden
Hahahahaha
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByReinhard (83.88) 
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@tyler_durden I thought it was a link to the Smash-Smash-Ssssmash gif LOL
Posted Feb-3-2013 BySlovenac1981 (203.70) 
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@Slovenac1981 suhmash
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bydownwire (260.08) 
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@downwire Oh Snap!!
Posted Feb-3-2013 BySlovenac1981 (203.70) 
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@Slovenac1981 http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/DevilBoy-187/Sequence01_zpsb34e7408.gif here you go
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByDevilBoy1870 (0.60) 
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And still you say french sirenes are gay?
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bynice_russian (89.00) 
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@nice_russian
Is there something wrong with you ?
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bylauriebhoy (1261.60) 
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@lauriebhoy When a man cums in your mouth do you get off aswell?
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByOILLPOND (43.80) 
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@OILLPOND
What's an aswell ?
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bylauriebhoy (1261.60) 
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@lauriebhoy You know allso,yah tosser...
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByOILLPOND (43.80) 
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@OILLPOND
Who's allso ?
Posted Feb-3-2013 Bylauriebhoy (1261.60) 
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SMASH, SMASH, SU-MASH
Posted Feb-3-2013 ByJackpodyOnLiveLeak (14.10) 
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@JackpodyOnLiveLeak nice avatar
Posted Feb-4-2013 ByArmenia (146.90) 
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@Armenia why thank you
Posted Feb-4-2013 ByJackpodyOnLiveLeak (14.10) 
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@JackpodyOnLiveLeak I have a 1992 500 SL, on my hood is the same emblem
Posted Feb-4-2013 ByArmenia (146.90) 
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@Armenia Sweet car! I own a W108 280 SE here, the 1967-1972 model. I just have the 1970's interior lifted model (includes head-rests!)
Posted Feb-5-2013 ByJackpodyOnLiveLeak (14.10) 
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@JackpodyOnLiveLeak thats a nice classic mercedes
Posted Feb-5-2013 ByArmenia (146.90) 
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the homeless backpacker is high on life dude!
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