i'm like a magnet
attracting f*ggots
everywhere that I go
got dudes approaching me on the down low
I'm starting to get aggravated
if only these homos mast*rbated
before leaving home
they wouldnt be
talking to me
hoping to bone
I'm about to get p!ssed
they cant have my d!ck
but I'll give another body part
my fist
get the hell away okay
I'm not gay
go plan a romantic trist
on craigslist
I'm not a homophobe
I just dont want you trying to nibble on my earlobe
I'm straight
don't get irate
that I dont wanna date
I'm not here to discriminate
you're just barkin up the wrong tree
can't you see
that the marque
says prince of punany
u blind?
get your mind
out the gutter
cuz your starring at my crotch like its your bread and butter
and just so you know
my hearts not all a flutter
you know
that thing right here in the center
and theres also a sign on my ass that says do not enter
yo
i know
that you think i look metro
but bro
you a have zero percent chance
at getting in my pants
so stop with the bromance
we can still be friends
if you stop checking out my rear end
i can see that you are trying to pretend
that you dont wanna charge my butt hole
like a bull
running at a matador
but theres a reason they call this the BACK door
its an exit
not a entrance
lance
from n sync
you twink
go see a shrink
but dont blink
cuz if you do
youll miss me hitting you
with everything but the kitchen sink
but thats only if you keep trying to make this more than platonic
so stop offering gin and tonic
im not gonna drink with you
dont make a stink
about it
just by a clue
im just not into you
yo im hetero
and now ive gotta go
slay some vagina with my wang
and you can go to
and look for a guy that WANTS to bang.