You might be a Neocon if you.....


Believe the government cannot run medical facilities but can rebuild foreign nations


Mock the idea of a gold standard as archaic yet think buying gold is a smart investment


Think cavemen in Afghanistan must be met with trillions in “defense spending”


Consider Iran to be the first country in world history that wants to commit suicide


Support domestic cuts yet increases in foreign expenditures


Don’t know corporations get more welfare than poor minorities


Recognize Americas current troubles but still support establishment candidates


Know who Hannity, Rush, Levin, and Savage are but never heard of Hyak


Are ok with telling your daughter only government employees can touch her no no spot


Tell people Fox “News” is “Fair and Balanced” with a straight face


Assume “Contractors” in occupied countries are simply plumbers and electricians


Think new oil pipelines would bring gas prices down as the FED prints more money


Asked yourself what the FED was when reading the line above


Hate welfare but don’t think twice about farm subsidies


Feel terrorism is a greater threat to your life than regularly eating cheeseburgers


You are staunchly pro-life but distain food stamps for when the kiddies get here


Argue the only way to protect our freedoms is to give some of them up


Quote Fox “News” like scripture but boo the “Golden Rule” in GOP debates


Cheer politicians who appeal to you emotionally but make little sense logically


Believe drone bombing anywhere anytime is just but medical marijuana isn’t


Heart the war on drugs but get pissed when violent criminals are released early


Support the 10th Amendment but want the Federal Govt. involved in marriage


Cheerlead continual war as the only way to have peace and prosperity


Think Wall-Street financiers are justly compensated and teachers are socialist crybabies


You are 60+, watch only FOX “News” and call yourself Republican


Vote based on “Family Values” yet entertain the idea of supporting Newt


Liked Bush’s policies but think Obama’s are evil even though they are identical


Anoint Reagan as a true conservative but don’t know who Barry Goldwater was


See no problem with borrowing money from China to help defend against China


Need to be told at least twice an hour America is the most awesomest country ever


Believe politicians who want to increase “defense” spending will balance the budget


Quoting the CIA and the 9/11 commission on blowback is blaming America for 9/11


Took deferments when young but want to send others to war now


Parrot the logic that the ’67 borders are indefensible even though they have 300 nukes


Never heard of Mossadegh but can name three or more pundits on Fox “News”


Have used the adjective crazy to describe Ron Paul and/or Ralph Nader


Still believe the same people who urge intervention in Iran as they did Iraq


Change candidates like you do underwear


If you think supporting the Patriot Act is patriotic.

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