Jesus appears on another tortilla
Question: What's the difference between seeing Jesus on a tortilla and praying to Jesus?
Answer: Nothing. In both cases people think they are communicating with their imaginary friend.
Added: Apr-26-2012 Occurred On: Apr-26-2012
By: kiddkidd
In: Religion
Tags: mentally ill, delusional, imaginary friend, fear, coward, low self esteem, laughingstocks, unicorns, seven-headon dragon, god watches you 24/7 even when you wipe your ass
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By: kiddkidd
In: Religion
Tags: mentally ill, delusional, imaginary friend, fear, coward, low self esteem, laughingstocks, unicorns, seven-headon dragon, god watches you 24/7 even when you wipe your ass
Marked as: approved
Views: 600 | Comments: 28 | Votes: 1 | Favorites: 1 | Shared: 0 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 2
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That's nothing. I took a dump last night and my turd looked just like sloop.
Posted Apr-26-2012 ByMondhaut Reeks (342.80) 
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you could easily make a burn pattern like that yourself, or better.
Posted Apr-27-2012 Byreggie001 (307.40) 
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It's not jesus it's weird al jankovic
Posted Apr-26-2012 ByJames-T-Kirk (1440.00) James-T-Kirk View Channel Send Message
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@James-T-Kirk
lol, that's what I saw too, before your comment.
Posted Apr-26-2012 Byjackal452 (1169.60) 
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stupid puta.. stop embarrassing us normal mexicans.. btw it doesn't even look like jesus..it looks like a monkey riding a bike
Posted Apr-26-2012 ByMANNYFACES (56.30) 
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It's charles manson not jesus.
Posted Apr-26-2012 ByTiberius (21.50) 
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@Tiberius OK now that just makes me want to stab a burrito to death
Posted Apr-26-2012 Bykerbel1 (421.46) kerbel1 View Channel Send Message
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Alright, now I believe.
Posted Apr-26-2012 BySSSox88 (924.96) 
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Saw Buddha in a donut the other day, just couldnt keep myself from eating it!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted Apr-26-2012 ByRoastbeefwithcheese (601.00) Roastbeefwithcheese View Channel Send Message
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That's not jesus it's Gilda Radner.
Posted Apr-27-2012 BySteve_01n (26.50) 
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And the Lord sayeth "Eat at Taco Bell" here endeth the lesson...
Actually having a second look at it I think it might actually be Machete...
Posted Apr-26-2012 Bykerbel1 (421.46) kerbel1 View Channel Send Message
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"I got head from Jesus", said the ridiculous fat woman...
Someone close whatever TV station this might be. It is a clear and present danger to evolution.
Posted Apr-27-2012 Bygregsto (2452.68) 
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Amazing! he had just made a brief appearance in my toilet.
Posted Apr-26-2012 ByLickMyDuck (540.20)

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And YES...god watches you 24/7 even when you wipe your ass...perverted murderous sky wizard....
Posted Apr-27-2012 Bygregsto (2452.68) 
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TV Reporter is HOT!!!
Posted Apr-26-2012 Bytomterrific (9.80) 
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I'm thinking its Frank Zappa.
Pass me the holy salsa dip!
Posted Apr-29-2012 ByBrian Stewart (166.20) Brian Stewart View Channel Send Message
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