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I am an American living in China. I love China and Chinese people. I am married to one (and oddly, many foreigners like to have sex with them).
Saying that, Chinese are really, really weird. Not weird in that they are different from your culture, but that they are weird next to any culture in the World. Any website that has weird, odd and crazy news. China is going to be in there.
Chinese people, especially the backcountry types, but up to the big city folk (to a lesser degree) have weird idea More..s for remedies for illnesses, and this is more than likely what this is used for. Usually the street sellers of this crap will sell it in gallon jugs which used to contain cooking oil. This liquor relieves migraines, this liquor relieves menstraul cramps, this liquor does this, that or the other.I have probably seen this and have not paid attention from not knowing. I have drank "snake liquor" before. Just clear booze with a snake in ti. Now why is the snake in there is anyone's guess, but the Chinese will tell you "it's medicinal". I drank it and felt no pain. But I was drunk and not sick, so I dont know if it works or not.
My wife was not feeling well today and decided to get her skin on her neck pulled. This is done by taking the index finger and the middle finger, and pulling at the skin like a claw, pulling the skin until there is a big red welt like a big hickey. I told my wife not to do that, because only backwoods, stupid idiots here do that shit. But she has made me pull her back skin before until they are red and hamburger. I think it just fucks up the skin. But what do I know.
My beautiful wife is from a city called Dongyang in Zhejiang. One "delicacy" that they have is "virgin boy urine eggs". They collect the urine from the boys rooms of schools and/or have the boys (little kids under 10) pee into containers, which is BOILED with eggs. I am not shitting you.
Sort of a shame that China and Japan are not friends, because in some ways, the culture is very much the same especially in regard to really weird foods, goofy customs, an almost incomprehensable (even to them) written language, and love of all plastic Hello Kitty crap.
Asia is fun. Less..
@senor boogie woogie would be awesome to troll them and piss in their pee container as a non virgin
@redeyezz Some people just want to watch the world burn.
@senor boogie woogie
@senor boogie woogie
Great, interesting story and experience!
@senor boogie woogie
Thank you for your effort. I'm sure I'm not the only one who appreciate stories like this.
It's well written and you can tell the writer isn't a complete dumbass, so there may be some truth to it.
Extra plus for the humorous aspect you included.
Too many Asians believe in this crap.
@Smite yyea, quite retarded from my point of view
And finally i have the perfect birthday present for my mom.. ^^
who the fuck would drink this piss... disgusting.
@Armenia fuck Azerbaijan! :)
Sorry, I had to get it out, I haven't seen any other Armenian here on LL.
I think i might be the only Armenian on here, thats why I had to represent, and thanks for the support... fuck azerGAYjan :D we won the war in the 90's and these azerGAYjani's think they can take our lands back... no way jose!
@Armenia Exactly! Thumb up
thanks man, much love, I would thumb up too if I could lol im a newbie until i get to 20 points
@Armenia Israel has the same problem,....
If the disease doesn't kill you that medicine certainly will.
@Bill Carson lol
What's more disturbing... They're selling it or people are buying it?
@norcal313 lol yeah my friend....
Keep in mind, that some day those people will rule the world.
Centuries of eating that shit has caused their eyes to be permanently squinting. Years of cringing at the thought of "dinner" has caused this evolution!
In china they sell their own shit for medical purpose.
if they ever need some i got plenty for them :)
@lapsipeto What do Chinese medicine, religion and Santa Clause have in common? They are based on tradition/unsubstantiated fact.
Everything the Chinese do is basically barbaric. From eating raw/live mammals/insects, to select nutrition (shark fins) - it's all based on tradition.
The same tradition that allowed religious crusades (genocides that make Hitler out to be a saint), the monarch and most of the blood shed our species has commenced on itself. These traditions need to be corrected.
As More..much as I want to live, I feel chancing certain death by a giant astroid landing smack dab in China would do the world good: taking out China, the entire Middle East and all other 'horrible' parts of humanity. Unfortunately, this request would yeild global destruction...
I'd rather die like an ant by a boot than like a frog in a pot of water turned to a boil. Less..
"I do not care what Chinese drink or eat AS LONG AS they keep lending money to us so we have more money to spend" - Barack Obama
Pretty goddamned gross but it's China, so it's to be expected.
I love how the video music is really dramatic like it's suppose to shock me. Chinese restaurants in the US pull this shit too.
the bgm is from a Chinese TV series, if I remembered correctly.
Some things 'aint right. This is one of them.
i'm pretty sure that in 10-20 years or less there will be human genital organs inside the wine bottles.
that's china, they always find ways to make beverages taste better.
Let me guess: it's supposed to be aphrodisiac.
p.s. fuck me, this is at least 10 times more creepy because of the music.
what's with the retarded fucking music, it's a dead animal, it's not jesus fucking christ walking on water. Fuck you.
fo real, china, ur too disgusting.................................for soooooo many things
@panpunani667 In spain we eat snails and small bugs, thats fucking tasty
The music made this video so much better
nastiest people ever
Its funny in north America if someone seen you spitting, pissing or shitting in their food you would be shit beat and arrested, in China they would give you your own five star restaurant.
I knew this stuff had to come from China. That country is more backwards than my ballcap.
thats just fukken disgusting....
Looks like muslims to me......
all your comments have the word 'muslim' in it... get off LL and join the army or something.
@commanderAA already did two tours... And I loved bring justice to Muslims I Miss it everyday.
@commanderAA he is Jewish agent acting American theres thousands of the all over the Internet
@commanderAA America hates Muslims bcuz of the Jews the shit they spin on they USArahell Media
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