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20 Reasons You Just Might Be A Liberal (2012 Election Edition)

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you just might be a liberal if...

1) You get extremely upset about the idea of the government coming into our bedrooms unless it's to give everyone free birth control.

2) You believe that people who hold the exact same position on gay marriage that Barack Obama did last year are horrible bigots who are unfit to hold office.

3) You think that Mitt Romney, who has raked leaves for old people, helped a dying child with his will, and paid for college educations for kids who became quadriplegics in a car wreck, is less compassionate than Barack Obama whomakes fun of kids in the Special Olympics and made his own brother beg other people to get the money to pay for his child's hospital bill.

4) You think Mitt Romney having an offshore bank account is a bigger deal than Barack Obama forgiving a billion dollars of debt owed to us by the anti-American, pro-terrorist theocrats who run Egypt.

5) You believe that Obama putting more Americans on food stamps than any other President in history is a feature, not a bug.

6) You get angry because you believe rich Americans aren't paying their "fair share," but you don't question whether the government is spending its "fair share" of the money that other people earned on the Stimulus, cash for clunkers, Solyndra, and other wasteful uses of our tax dollars.

7) You think Halliburton bidding for and winning government contracts was a scandal since Dick Cheney used to work there, but you think Barack Obama giving away 25 billion dollars in taxpayer money to help out his union cronies at GM and Chevrolet is honest and above reproach.

8) You believe anti-war protests, dead soldiers, and "grim milestones" ceased to be important the moment Barack Obama was elected and chose to continue many of the same practices he criticized when he ran for office in 2008.

9) You think Mitt Romney putting his dog on top of his car to take on his vacation is a big deal, but Barack Obama eating a dog to GAIN ITS POWERS isn't.10) You think the key issues of Election 2012 are whether Romney releases his old tax returns as opposed to which candidate can help get the economy back on track, create jobs, and get the debt under control.

11) You don't believe there's any voter fraud in America after watching Democrats commit voter fraud on the floor of their own convention to put God and Jerusalem as the capital of Israel back into their party platform.

12) You believe that most of the people who are criticizing Barack Obama are doing it because he's black, but you would be offended if someone said the only reason you criticize Mitt Romney is because you hate Mormons.

13) You think that the best way to "save Medicare" is to support Barack Obama, who took $718 billion out of the program to fund Obamacare, over Mitt Romney who would kill Obamacare and put that money back in the program.

14) You believe Bush is a war criminal for creating Gitmo and wasting terrorists with drone attacks, but Barack Obama is just doing what he has to do to keep us safe.

15) You get more upset about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with our money.

16) You think that giving the SEALs permission to kill Osama Bin Laden is actually a "gutsy call" as opposed to the same call pretty much any adult American not named Louis Farrakhan or Michael Moore would have made.

17) You think Barack Obama's four years of miserable failure at creating jobs makes him better qualified to get the economy going than Mitt Romney's wildly successful career as an entrepreneur.

18) You are demanding that the GOP cease its "war on women" by agreeing to the government-funded abortions of tens of millions of unborn women.

19) You believe that guns are dangerous and should be heavily regulated, that is unless they're being given to Mexican cartels by the Department of Justice, in which case you think anything goes.

20) You accept the idea that George W. Bush is responsible for all the problems we have now because the President of the United States is so powerful, but you also believe that Barack Obama isn't responsible for anything that's going wrong because Republicans in Congress won't let him do anything he wants.




http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2012/10/02/20_reasons_you_just_might_be_a_liberal_2012_election_edition


Added: Oct-2-2012 Occurred On: Oct-2-2012
By: yorba
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  • Not one Libtard disputed the "Liberalism is a mental illness" sentence, I wonder why.
    Either they didn't read the post, they can't read the post, or they know it's true.

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    • @Dave556 Or Dave really believes the stupid shit he babbles on here daily, instead of realizing that nobody cares to even argue such a dumb claim anyways, so they didnt bother posting anything to dispute it.

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  • What a load of drivel....desperate

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  • ZERO for 20....YUP...I'm a Republican..Thanks GOD !!!!!!

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  • Thanks for this, yorba. I love it when people like you show their utter ignorance on a world stage. :D

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  • You think Mitt Romney putting his dog on top of his car to take on his vacation is a big deal, but Barack Obama eating a dog to GAIN ITS POWERS isn't.

    Yes here come the Libs to call us names but will not discuss this lol.

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  • 12 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

    When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted Democrat, give them this list. Then they can pick a reason from this "TOP 12"...

    1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil company's profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Sp More..

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  • And one reason you might be a conservative is:

    -Your stupid enough to believe a description of the liberal Americans belief's made by a bunch of conservative religous freaks...

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  • 1. So you DON'T get upset when the government is trying to come in your bedroom? Interesting..

    2. I don't agree with gay marriage at all

    3. Lies and more lies

    4. Yeah it kind of is a big deal if the person who wants to be president hides his money in off shore tax shelters so he doesn't have to pay his taxes. That is kind of a concern to most normal people

    5. I don't believe Obama put anyone on food stamps. This is a free country if you can't make it then you fall into that trap. The econom More..

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    • @Blklight Actually, your argument with #5 is that the financial crisis, de-regulation and false housing market spurned on by the previous Bush Administration, coupled with the out-sourcing of jobs by major American corporations, spending trillions on a war we didn't need to get involved in, assisted in the unemployment numbers which, in turn, puts more people on food stamps and Federal assistance programs...

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    • @ILovePickles

      Thank you you said that a lot better than I could

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    • @Blklight Ah, I thought you did fine though... :)

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    • @ILovePickles

      Thanks man. I added the rest of the list that I didn't get to finish if you didn't see it yet, should be on the last page of comments.

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  • Please God dont tell me that the people who promote this type of thinking actually have the right to vote!

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  • Fuck liberals, the bastards who will be held to count for the fall of western civilisation due to their deep love of cavecunts and other fuckwits that hate their country.

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  • My favorite:

    16) You think that giving the SEALs permission to kill Osama Bin Laden is actually a "gutsy call" as opposed to the same call pretty much any adult American not named Louis Farrakhan or Michael Moore would have made.

    Fucking nailed it.

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    • @yorba
      Well (tongue in cheek) he was point man on the entry team, right?

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    • @yorba
      I think it was ballsy in a bad way. Invading a sovereign country that has nukes is a terrible idea. Especially when they are vulnerable to an arab spring type take over.

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  • Yorba, yorba, yorba... I swear man... Where do you find these things...

    What Liberals really think:

    #1. We don't give a fuck about anything the Republicans/Conservatives have to say because they're fucking whining sheep that believe most conspiracy theories, wear tin foil hats and worship a God from Kolob who wears magic underwear...

    #2. If you think we really care, read #1.

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  • 1)You get extremely upset unless it's free.

    I fixed number one for you.

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    • @MB-UK id say neo cons are radical nationalists but the rest is all good.

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    • @MB-UK 1. >>"America was founded by (radical) liberals in the 1770s."<< The real reason why Washington left office was the lack of support of issues like gay marriage, abortion on demand, and free blood letting.

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  • You had better stop wasting time on this drivel and get out there and campaign for your hero.Latest polls show Mittens tanking.Even Faux News.

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  • This is Yorba's way of diverting attention away from the fact that another GOP Presidential hopeful is going down the tubes.

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    • @EventHorizon2012 Cant wait to hear 4 more years of their complaining. Maybe this time Obama will get around to actually destroying America like they he was going to his first 4 years. Guess Obama is just biding his time before taking all the guns away and turning us into a third world country.

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    • @stevecore he's got a pretty good start. Have you seen the unemployment numbers?

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    • @EventHorizon2012 Wow, I'm reeling from that broadside. Do you write your own material?

      I will be fine. I'm rich, self-employed, and comfortable. The only fly in my ointment is Obamacare, but I think we've got a company work around that makes subservient apes like you and Steve pay for it. Government and Liberals always think they're smarter than private sector guys like me, but they are smoking ideological bong rips. You'll pay for all of this at the store, at restaurants, at the pump, th More..

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    • @yorba GOP=Greedy Old Pedophile

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  • "I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal."

    - PJ O'Rourke

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  • A couple of those were pretty good.

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  • You just might be an idiot if you think there's any real, substantial different in the two parties. Obamney 2012!

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  • This is great.

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  • if liberalism is a mental disorder.....conservatism is a cancer

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  • 21) instead of thinking about it, liberals will believe this is racist and bigoted because it seems anti-liberal

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  • I feel like this is coming from a pro-Romney perspective arguing two wrongs make a right. I don't like either candidate.

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  • republicans love to think they are rich, like romney, but in fact they are just toothless god fearing idiots.

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