New Star Wars Gangsta Rap
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell the motherfuckers 'bout the s
More..heer Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
I need my TIE Fighter, zig-zag, stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
But you're the one hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one brings it worse to this fucking universe.
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum! Less..
Added: Jun 22 2007 In: entertainment
By: smartt
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too many expletives... it is meant to be a "gangsta" rap parody, but still... not bad tho'!
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "Ketamininja" (R)
SMARTT, DONT LISTEN TO THAT GUY FROM LEBANON. THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE OTHER VIDEO! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "philo_bedo" (B)
hahahahaaahahahahahaaaa
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "n1cest" (R)
"Goodness gracious me! I am a gay mans golden fantasy!"
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "The Trickster" (R)
lol at "that guy from Lebanon"..... that's not me then :)
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "Ketamininja" (R)
R.I.P Rap
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "Mujaha_dean" (R)
programmed for homo ecstasy. thats funny. great vid.
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "Maxwell_Haus" (R)
LMAO that was awesome!!
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "MotleyC" (R)
Thx for the work on the translation (hopefully copy and paste m8) great clip still!
Posted Jun-22-2007 by "LW_Stein" (R)
Those rhymes where tight! LOL!
Posted Jul-17-2008 by "fishtanksamurai" (R)