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(Joke) of the day for September 18th, 2012 

(Joke) of the day for September 18th, 2012

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Added: Sep-18-2012 Occurred On: Sep-18-2012
By: BloodyPeasant
In: Other Entertainment
Tags: Humor, comedy, jokes
Location: Vatican City State (Holy See) (load item map)
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  • There was an old lady from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds, within half an hour her tits were in flower and her fanny was covered in weeds......!.

    Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
    pigshead (1264.36)  

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  • There was an artisian monk, who fell asleep on his bunk, he dreamt that Venus had tickled his penis and woke up covered in spunk........!.

    Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
    pigshead (1264.36)  

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  • 2 old ladies sitting on a park bench when a streaker runs past, one had a stroke the other one missed......!.

    Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
    pigshead (1264.36)  

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  • Here's one ya can tell the kiddies---

    There once was a man named Neil
    Who took a ride on a Ferris Wheel
    When halfway around, he looked at the ground
    And wasted a ten-dollar meal.

    Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
    WAD (122.90)  

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  • Two men were walking their dogs. One had a doberman, the other a chihuahua.

    "Do you want to get some lunch?" asked one.

    "Sounds good," said the other, "but what will we do with the dogs?"

    "Follow my lead," said the man with the dobie. He put on some dark glasses and entered the restaurant with his dog.

    "Whoa," said the host, "you can't bring a dog in here."

    "It's all right," said the man, "he's a seeing-eye dog." More..

    Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
    cleetusawreetus (338.10)  

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  • Good little rhymer joke. Took me a second, for I'm a slow one at times.

    Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
    daleastor (872.06)

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  • So, where's the joke?

    ...and is it just me or do most of the daily jokesters appear Jewish? No problem with that, but here's a thought; how about finding some funny jokes?

    Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
    TOAORick (289.98)

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    • @BloodyPeasant Don't get cranky, now. I give you a chance to make me laugh every day. Maybe not every day, but often anyway. I don't mind a lame joke every now and then. God knows I tell my share of them. But where do you get these? Most of them look like they were recorded in the '70s at a retirement home in Boca.

      btw, that's funny!

      Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
      TOAORick (289.98)

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    • @TOAORick

      Are you saying you didn't like the joke? Or just didn't get it? Serious question. Please inform.

      Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
      daleastor (872.06)

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  • Here's one that's for older kiddies---

    There once was a man named Dave
    Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
    He said, "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit,
    but think of the money I'll save!"

    What the hell---

    There once was a sailor named Jaques
    Who was stranded at sea on a rock
    With nothing to eat but the slime on his feet
    And the cheese off the top of his cock.

    Posted Sep-18-2012 By 
    WAD (122.90)  

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