Rolmfao!In Daytona’s 2-1 win over Fort Myers on August 1st, the home
plate umpire ejected the Cubs “music guy” for playing a non-lyrical
version of “Three Blind Mice,” and demanded no music and no PA
announcements for the remainder of the game. The Daytona faithful
rallied behind their Cubbies after the umpire’s demand.
Minor league umpires have gotta be the biggest hardos on the planet
earth. I mean just look at this guy. Strutting around like he’s the cock
of the walk. Swingin his arms and kicking his feet out with every step
he takes. Ejecting PA Announcers from like 300 feet away. As far as this
guy is concerned, he is in control of the entire planet when he’s got
the umpire uni on. He’s master of his domain. Hey bro why don’t you kick
the mascots out of the game too! Maybe give the hot dog vendor the
boot. This is like a low level Single A league so I’m assuming there are
monkeys riding dogs for entertainment, why don’t you run them? I’m the
Daytona Cubs home plate umpire! King Kong ain’t got shit on me!