Adobe CEO desperately tries to avoid answering a simple question (autotune anyone?)
There you have folks. if you're being asked about something you are not prepared to talk about, just say "the creative cloud" .
for example: "honey?.. who's panties are these? - these aren't the panties you're looking for -- the future is in the creative cloud"
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Added: Feb-14-2013 Occurred On: Feb-14-2013
By: tubezzz
In: Other News, WTF
Tags: the creative cloud, adobe, ceo
Location: Australia (load item map)
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By: tubezzz
In: Other News, WTF
Tags: the creative cloud, adobe, ceo
Location: Australia (load item map)
Marked as: approved, featured
Views: 67221 | Comments: 997 | Votes: 28 | Favorites: 17 | Shared: 900 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 3
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This is why people turn to pirating
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByUpYours (298.68) UpYours View Channel Send Message
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@UpYours Especially on Adobe.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bygoervideos (383.10) 
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@UpYours
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByJimbobo84 (90.00) Jimbobo84 View Channel Send Message
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@UpYours Exactly. I hate all these piece of shit people, they are everywhere. In school as teachers, CEOs, politicans, police etc etc. No one is concrete anymore, you ask one thing and they start rabbling about something else. Id like to uppercut all of their moms
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByiDontbreak (26.20) 
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Oh ya, I'm a web developer student and there's no way I'll buy the software unless I have to. I'd burn my student loans trying to buy their ridiculously overpriced products.
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByRaziz (12.80) 
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All hail the mighty piratebay!
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByZurree (75.80) 
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@Zurree pirate bay sucks, too many viruses.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Byshadow_moses_05 (330.40) shadow_moses_05 Send Message
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@shadow_moses_05
I've downloaded massive amounts on TBP and never had any kind of virus.
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByBombSquadCleanUp (24.80) 
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@shadow_moses_05 YEAH, what BombSquadCleanUp said. If you're downloading viruses from piratebay it's your own damn fault for not checking comments or the original uploader before downloading something. I've been using TPB since 2005 and HAVE NEVER ONCE HAD A PROBLEM SO FUCK YOU TALKING SHIT ON TPB!!! BITCH!!!
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByJasonG83 (21.80) 
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@JasonG83 Well that escalated quickly!
Posted Feb-14-2013 BySpartacuss (45.60) 
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@shadow_moses_05 Use Noscript! It is the ads that have the viruses. Blasted Javascript security holes.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bywellybub (348.28) 
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The principle of being open and honest has become extinct.
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByNeinkenheimer (660.96) Neinkenheimer View Channel Send Message
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@Neinkenheimer
when did corporation ever follow such principles?
Posted Feb-14-2013 BySwirnoff (165.20) Swirnoff View Channel Send Message
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@Swirnoff Well, rather than answer that straight away, can I just say how large corporations have given so many people the tools to become enablers, for the future, and,in terms of productivity, we have all seen the bar raised considerably thanks to the envelope. It's time you rolled out the Beta concept, run it up the flagpole and see who salutes, and in Quarter 3, market share will be over and above projected baseline levels. Something I think we can ALL be proud of, wouldn't you say? Um, oh y More..
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByDirtboxer (169.10) 
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@Dirtboxer
Is that a serious response?
Posted Feb-14-2013 BySwirnoff (165.20) Swirnoff View Channel Send Message
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@Swirnoff The fact that you don't know shows how brilliant a load of old bollocks can be. Some of these guys can stand on stage and spout utter SHITE for 90 minutes, never lose their thread, and at the end of it, you walk away absolutely none the wiser than before. It's an artform.
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByDirtboxer (169.10) 
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@Dirtboxer
Has nothing to do with my knowledge. More like your original response wasn't making any sense...
And a comment I posted to this video, before our lil "discussion", is the evidence:
http://www.liveleak.com/comment?a=view_comment&comment_id=18949326
Posted Feb-14-2013 BySwirnoff (165.20) Swirnoff View Channel Send Message
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Ceo's, most of 'em belong in jail.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bypruut (321.36) 
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@pruut Very true, yet the U.S. will overstep it's authority and go after groups like Megaupload instead.
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByMkx240 (61.60) 
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@pruut They do nothing yet they earn 20x the amount of hard working lowerclass people.
Gotta love capitalism
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByiDontbreak (26.20) 
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@pruut Why? If people are willing to spend more, charge em more. That's all this guy has to say. And Australians pay more. Except he can't say that openly because then the sheep will begin to bag on adobe and avoid paying...
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bysupernovah (45.74) 
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@pruut Just piss poor PR skills.
Simply inform the guy of all of the variables that affect the price of software from country to country and then explain that since this seems like a larger than expected difference, you'll look in to it. Of course, then proceed to not give a shit.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bykillalltheyuppies (11.00) 
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Could you give us any advice on not paying and downloading cracked software as your product is 1400 dollars more. Illegal? Sorry? Let me talk about the creative cloud that enables this and me not giving a shit.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bybazman (31.82) 
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Another greedy fucking piece of shit CEO jacking prices without justification. FUCK YOU ADOBE. PIRATEBAY FTW!!!!
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bychronicluvr (43.80) 
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@chronicluvr with open-source HTML5, adobe flash can go eat some frog dessert
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByGandalf the Gray (34.40) Gandalf the Gray View Channel Send Message
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@Gandalf the Gray: we just need IEs to die off the market. Until then... we're stuck.
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByStackOverflow (251.02) 
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Creative BullShit....more like it!!
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByHoshack1978 (21.30) 
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Creative cloud my ass... thieves!
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bynosebleed (178.16) nosebleed View Channel Send Message
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There's a creative cloud of bullshit coming out of his mouth.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bylandsolo (378.70) 
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@landsolo Hahahaha
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByRalph Waldo (24.00) 
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@landsolo It's not very creative.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bydorbie (2531.80) dorbie View Channel Send Message
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@dorbie yeah, but he makes up for it with copious b.s.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bylandsolo (378.70) 
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Google Translate: "Again, we don't give a shit about retail sales since most individuals pirate our software anyway. Our focus is on the bigmoney enterprise customer."
Posted Feb-14-2013 BySwirnoff (165.20) Swirnoff View Channel Send Message
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@Swirnoff Bang on.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Byo0Tao0o (511.28) o0Tao0o View Channel Send Message
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My definition of creative cloud is the bong hit I just exhaled.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Byaltenburger (146.32) altenburger View Channel Send Message
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@altenburger
lucky bastard
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bysnirv (185.60) 
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sir, where is your hair ?? Its in the creative cloud.,
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByYuurepoer (11.70) 
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The background to this is that the pricing of a copy of the Adobe Master Collection (Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign and some more) was found to be so overpriced that buying a ticket to fly from Australia to the States, buying it there, and then returning, would be about $250 cheaper than simply buying it.
And here I thought politicians were bad, this guy doesn't even have the courtesy to say "No comment" or give even a vague-yet-on-topic response.
Posted Feb-14-2013 BySephyrius (61.68) 
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@Sephyrius Fucking hell, that IS a piss-take.
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByDirtboxer (169.10) 
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Fucking Indian clown, should be working at a call center cause he's just as useless.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Byyeahdude (20.02) 
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@yeahdude
Well, careful. If he starts working at the call center where you are dwelling, you will actually loose your job.
Posted Feb-14-2013 ByAnotherVoice (206.48) 
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@yeahdude
I love this type of racism. It makes me laugh and I don't feel guilty.
Posted Feb-16-2013 ByResidue (42.70) 
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LOL! Crooks.
Posted Feb-14-2013 Bycanadianbeer (164.70) 
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