I do not like cats. My wife however does. And as it so happens, there are some feral cats that live in the vacant property next door. In Tampa there is a catch, alter, and return program. They can be identified by having the top of one ear cut flat.

Against my wishes, she feeds these shit boxes so I have declared war. Even though I do not like cats, and contrary to my handle, I won't kill an animal unless I intend to eat it. So instead, I set up the camera, laid down in some AC duct and waited for my wife to get off work and call them little fuckers like I knew she would.

She's a bit pissed at me but she'll have to get over it because as long as she continues to feed them, they are going to provide me a lot of entertainment!