Areola Airlines confirmed today that one of its female passengers new breast implants exploded after the aircraft reached thirty thousand feet.
Director of Operations for the airline, Mr. Mi Bi Gnippals, told reporters that the tragic event could not have been prevented. "We will not refuse flight to any broad with big tits. It does not matter if they are fake or real. Big boosomed broads are what keep our primarily male business travels content and asking for booze. Shit, you don't think we make money from selling a ticket. Its booze and boobs, boobs and booze buddy".
The now boobless bimbo is 29 year old Connie Lykmee who had only hours before the bust busting bemusement had her new tittys implanted.
Her surgery took place in a small ally in a small town in acountry that rhymes with Findia. Her plastic surgeon, Dr. Mham Aggram issued a statement stating "मैं उन puppies महसूस किया कि इससे पहले कि वह दूर ले गया और वे इतना अच्छा है कि मैं एक बहुत लंबे समय तक चलने हार्ड लिंग लगा.".
The explosion was caught on her boyfriends cell phone. Although all cell phones were suppossed to be put away, her boyfriend wanted to capture his honeys hangers as they bounced up and down everytime they hit turbulance.
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