I was in the air force in 1987, and needed to get high. I couldn't smoke pot, so I tried Robotussin DM, as the DM made you quite buzzed. Then I wrote a little song about it. Like to hear it? Here 'tis...

Robo Trip D.M. by Chad Johnson 1987

Have you ever felt comfortably numb
As you wear dark glasses to hide the sun?
Do you roll in the grass and laugh at your brother
As he falls on his ass and screams like your mother?

No?

I'm sorry things are a drag because I'm having so much fun
Though I hate to brag
You see, I've been to the chemist on this glorious day
I paid the man $2.50. I was on my way

Euphoria....How 'bout letting me try some?
Euphoria....You've got 2 bottles just give me one
Euphoria....Four little ounces make the trip
Euphoria....You won't get off if you're too hip.

Spoken:
Robo in one of the few drugs that I can get off on
and still consider myself within the boundaries of the law.
As long as the common cold exists
I will have a means of tripping effectively...

SOLO

I am laughing and running and feeling no pain
I'm within the law and I am not insane
Well, maybe I am but I really don't care
Please don't stop me 'cause that wouldn't be fair.

Why?

Because I'm having fun
And if the cops happen by I will not run
Because it's OK to trip
That I must say
And Robo's approved by the F.D.A.

Euphoria....How 'bout letting me try some?
Euphoria....You've got 2 bottles just give me one
Euphoria....Four little ounces make the trip
Euphoria....You won't get off if you're too hip.

Hip?