Protect your yard from Communists, Socialists, Occupussies, Unions, Anarchists, Hippies, Global warmists, and Islamists

Keep socialist pests away with this odor-activated talking device that reads such irritating pre-recorded messages as:




• Life isn't fair.
• Work starts at 7am.
• Why don't you pitch in and help out?
• Grab a shovel or a hammer.
• Remember to shower once a day.
• Progress is not what you think it is.
• Nobody owes you anything.
• The earth is just fine, thank you.
• Obama is not a god.
• Marxism is just an outdated conspiracy theory.


Scare progs away and keep your neighborhood clean of leftist pestilence.