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Two Coffees with GOD!

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On his way to Hell, Barrack Obama shuffles past the Gates of Heaven, seeing a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed, can you help me?' he cries.



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'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.



Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama leaps onto the ladder, climbs up through the clouds arriving in a room with yet another bearded man. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.




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'Why no, ‘I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'



Exhausted, but filled with joy he further climbs the ladder, discovering a bearded, angelic looking man, he stutters, 'Are you Mohammed?'



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'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'



Mohammed higher than Jesus Christ, man, oh, man he shouts!




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Added: Jul-26-2012 Occurred On: Jul-26-2012
By: GraveMatter-
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Tags: Coffee, bacon, sandwich, saint peter, moses, jesus christ, god, obama is an idiot
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