On his way to Hell, Barrack Obama shuffles past the Gates of Heaven, seeing a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed, can you help me?' he cries.







'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.



Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama leaps onto the ladder, climbs up through the clouds arriving in a room with yet another bearded man. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.








'Why no, ‘I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'



Exhausted, but filled with joy he further climbs the ladder, discovering a bearded, angelic looking man, he stutters, 'Are you Mohammed?'







'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'



Mohammed higher than Jesus Christ, man, oh, man he shouts!



Unable to contain delight, Obama climbs and climbs ever higher, reaching the top he gasps:


'Are you Mohammed?'







'No, my son, I am Almighty GOD, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted, would you desire food and drink?'


As Obama mumbles, ‘yes please!’ GOD looks behind him, claps his hands twice and yells:











'Hey, Mohammed, bring me two hot coffees and make this man a bacon sandwich!'