Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')
Automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province
By Daily Mail Reporter
PUBLISHED: 12:43, 21 September 2012
UPDATED: 14:48, 21 September 2012
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Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.
According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.
The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.
Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.
It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.
The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.
A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html
Added: Sep-21-2012 Occurred On: Sep-21-2012
By: gemini
In: Regional News
Tags: sperm, donors
Location: China (load item map)
Marked as: approved, repost
Views: 8580 | Comments: 52 | Votes: 0 | Favorites: 1 | Shared: 71 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 2
By: gemini
In: Regional News
Tags: sperm, donors
Location: China (load item map)
Marked as: approved, repost
Views: 8580 | Comments: 52 | Votes: 0 | Favorites: 1 | Shared: 71 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 2
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Posted Sep-21-2012 Bymarkwheatley38 (80.50) markwheatley38 View Channel Send Message
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I would hate for that thing to malfunction.
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bydlk2002 (59.10) 
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@dlk2002
There was a young man from Dean
who invented a wanking machine.
On the ninety-ninth stroke
the bloody thing broke
and whipped his bollocks to cream.
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bymarkwheatley38 (80.50) markwheatley38 View Channel Send Message
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@markwheatley38 Both fun and erotic! Hussa!
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByLoldongz (594.90) 
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To sell it outside of asia they need to upgrade the size!
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByTBY1000 (69.60) 
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Disgusting. Leave the sperm where it is; where it won't be able to mingle with the egg to produce another fucking cunt human. Thank you for not breeding. Fuck you if you have.
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByRatiocinator (243.54) 
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@Ratiocinator awesome... lmao
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByTreacherous (1.80) 
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I better not purchase one, the only exercise my arms get would be gone forever.
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByGlobalgenocide (209.52) 
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hahaha fucking hell sweet jesus whatever next?
the day i trust MY cock in a chinese machine ain't coming soon to be sure
Posted Sep-21-2012 By7ShadesofSunday (494.92) 
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I'll have one - it'll work out cheaper than a wife in the long term.
Plus it won't moan when I want sex....
Posted Sep-21-2012 Byjs474 (252.70) 
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The moaning is the best part!
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByRustRocket (1431.30) 
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Hmmm, I remember that.....!
Posted Sep-21-2012 Byjs474 (252.70) 
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Now lick your finger!!
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bythe welshman (238.58) 
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look really tight. but then again, its designed for asians..
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByDinmorlolmanden (72.60) 
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Looks like a video game.
Got to advance to the next level to rescue the princess!
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByRustRocket (1431.30) 
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@RustRocket And jizz on that bitch!
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByLoldongz (594.90) 
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@shefti
Lorena bobbit comes to mind!
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByRustRocket (1431.30) 
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Purely out of curiosity, where would one puchase such a device?
I guess it isn't going to be kept in a hallway when it is actually used, otherwise it could be slightly awkward. What's wrong with a gold old porn mag and your right hand?
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bymike_oxslong (64.80) 
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What's wrong with it?
A good old porn mag and your right hand , is what's wrong with it.
Having a hard time visualizing your participation in the rolling of my eyes into the back of my head , part of the process , just saying!
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByRustRocket (1431.30) 
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I can wear a glove if it makes it any less awkward. I draw the line at a dress though.
Posted Sep-21-2012 Bymike_oxslong (64.80) 
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"Sex machine".
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByDCX (345.80) 
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Now all it needs is a wig and some synthetic tits ;)
Posted Sep-21-2012 ByiNOTHINGyou (71.60) 
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