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@Amusing Yeah well, if you like fish sticks, your a gay fish.
@nltaylor1s Ya get it, Fish-Sticks.
Can you train it to gut itself and serve itself as sushi?
@TruSinner Chuck Norris pet fish is a Great White Shark.
@TruSinner i hate you
That's nothing. I trained a little black kid to sound just like a police siren.
lol good one
@Ricky Walters i trained a bus driver reversing skills in Taiwan.
@Ricky Walters loool
@Legend07_1973 pfff I trained a Indian man to hold his right arm up till he dies...I even uploaded proof.
oh ffs....thats fucking disgustingly cute....
@Pubichair I think that being a human that is sometimes hungry is a very poor excuse to eat an animal, be it fish or whatever.
@Baxta76 sorry but I think you're nuts
@Baxta76 Why is that? All the other animals on this planet do it. Are we not equals? Why should a lion get to eat a gazelle wile we have to be vegans?
Mr. Chan is a cool dude.
@horny devil He really is isn't he.I love his movie out-takes at the end of his films. You can tell He just loves his work
@Whitburnbear I know, I was expecting outtakes at the end of this video too :)
i cant even train my goldfish to not die
thats funny, right there with you
I like jacky chan
China. A county where dogs are stir fry and fish are pets.
@bobbymanc Very astute observation!
Jackie Chan is awesome he seems like a good person
Jackie Chan...Legend ! Would rip that Chuck Norris pussy to shreds.
o shit was that really jackie chan? i thought you were just being racist
Can he train a blowfish?
@PresidentZero Train it to do what?...oh...o.O.. *slowly walks away*
How can anyone not like Jackie Chan? I probably watched most of his 80's 90's movies back in the day.
@GTHP95 Just a great guy with tons of talent. Seriously eh?
i'll be goddamned
Holy mother! i love Jackie Chan
i love u too
Its probably just horny, and Jackie is just unknowingly getting it off. lol. This is basically bestiality.
how can anyone not like Jackie...what a great guy..
maybe he's pulling off a joke for his next movie that include RC fish
@Bar-Le-Duke you now can vote!
Jackie Chan has been by far one of the most entertainable actors in history
Ahh res, goowd fish
GREAT, NOW FISHES HAVE SOULS, EMOTIONS, THOUGHTS, HAVE TO REMOVE IT FROM THE MENU NOW.
The fish was later half deep fried half alive for his dinner.
@northpappyflappy And it wiggled on command as Jackie ate his liver with a fine chianti.
i own a red devil cichlid.... he knows when hes about to be fed merely from me motioning towards his food, and if hes hungry he bites the heater which makes a noticeable noise...
i reckon fish are much more intelligent than we know.... they're awesome
I heard about a guy who trained his South American cichlid to ring a bell with a string attached whenever it wanted to eat. Those cichlids are very smart fish.
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