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(Joke) of the day for August 8th, 2012 
(Joke) of the day for August 8th, 2012
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Added: Aug-7-2012 Occurred On: Aug-8-2012
By: BloodyPeasant
In: Other Entertainment
Tags: Humor, comedy, jokes
Location: Levelek, Szabolcs-Szatmár-Bereg, Hungary (load item map)
Marked as: approved
Views: 1670 | Comments: 13 | Votes: 2 | Favorites: 1 | Shared: 0 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 3
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By: BloodyPeasant
In: Other Entertainment
Tags: Humor, comedy, jokes
Location: Levelek, Szabolcs-Szatmár-Bereg, Hungary (load item map)
Marked as: approved
Views: 1670 | Comments: 13 | Votes: 2 | Favorites: 1 | Shared: 0 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 3
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I love your jokes (please keep them coming) but most jokes that end with "...go f yourself" are not really funny. Just, ya know, blah!
Posted Aug-8-2012 ByNepean109 (1009.50) 
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@BloodyPeasant ... I prefer them clean too because I can share them far more widely. Thanks, man.
Posted Aug-8-2012 ByNepean109 (1009.50) 
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That is a limerick not a joke.
Posted Aug-8-2012 Byallahisacoward (203.26) allahisacoward View Channel Send Message
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He did it not For pleasure
He did it not for will
But to oblige he next door neighbor
Who said go fuck yourself Bill .
Posted Aug-8-2012 Bysoilentgreene (778.50) 
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You're not really from Levelek, Szabolcs-Szatmár-Bereg are you?
I thought you were a Merkin.
(I've been to Kosice (Kassa) just up the way. Nice landscape!)
Posted Aug-8-2012 ByDEADBEEF (4149.86) 
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@BloodyPeasant
Too subtle, even for exceptionally brilliant and witty people such as myself.
Posted Aug-8-2012 ByDEADBEEF (4149.86) 
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@BloodyPeasant
'Blushing'
I was too modest to mention that, but now you have....
Posted Aug-8-2012 ByDEADBEEF (4149.86) 
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Down in Alburno,where the bullshit lies thick.
I was walking along,just a scratching me prick.
When who do you think i should meet,but sweet Molly Magee.
The bull fighters daughter.
Shes dirty,shes scruffy,she shits in the street.
But when you do meet her she acts mighty sweet.
But she will open your fly hole,and play with your meat.
And the smell of her arse knocks ye right off ye feet.
Posted Aug-8-2012 Bydrivenwell2 (574.02) drivenwell2 View Channel Send Message
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@drivenwell2 It's said of the Bishop of Birmingham, that he fucks little boys while confirming'em. They kneel on their hassock; he lifts up his cassock and pumps his Episcopal sperm in'em.
Posted Aug-8-2012 BySalmonellalover629 (542.20) 
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Where is this Zorrata (or whatever its called) located?
Posted Aug-8-2012 BySalmonellalover629 (542.20) 
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"Pretty much any comment that gets on my nerves will be deleted"
Posted Aug-8-2012 ByRebel_Radius (1442.32) 
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@BloodyPeasant You win. My lips are sealed.
Posted Aug-8-2012 ByRebel_Radius (1442.32) 
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Not funny !!
Posted Aug-8-2012 Byfrnesbit (28.42) 
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