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10 good reasons to ban guns

10 good reasons to ban guns

1.) Guns are used in self-defense over 2 million times a year. However, this makes the attempted crime a "non-event," which necessarily complicates the Police investigation. Without civilian ownership of guns, these Police investigations would not have been compromised. Civilians should leave crime prevention to the Police, who are properly equipped to investigate following the crime's completion.


2.) Some .004 % (4/1000 of 1%) of guns are used in crime each year. This is way too high.
All guns should be banned

3.) Guns are unnecessary. In 98% of civilian gun defenses, no shot is fired. If you are not going to fire a shot, you clearly don't need a gun. This proves that the guns are unnecessary. Banning guns will prevent these unnecessary defenses.


4.) Guns cause criminal migration. In tough gun-law Washington, D. C., violent crime rates are very high. This high crime rate is caused by the migration of criminals from gun havens like Virginia. This migration is caused by the criminal's cowardly avoidance of armed householders and concealed-carry civilians. This criminal migration is detrimental to helpless unarmed citizens in no-gun areas and must be stopped. Guns should be banned everywhere.


5.) Most gun crimes are committed by inner city gangs and drug dealers. These relatively small and geographically restricted groups consistently commit the majority of gun crimes, which usually peak as turf wars erupt over Drug War changes. The best way to prevent this is by denying guns to all law abiding people everywhere.


6.) No woman needs to protect herself from rape, assault or murder. The Police will protect women by investigating the crime after the fact. Remember, Police paperwork is all the protection anyone really needs.


7.) Guns owners are disrespectful of authority. Good citizens should completely rely on the authorities. A failure to do so is an invariable sign of improper and overly independent attitudes. Failure to completely and absolutely trust and depend on the authorities is excessive democracy and sends a bad message to children.


8.) Guns owners engaging in self-defense are taking the law into their own hands. This is wrong. Only the Police and Criminals have the right to take the law into their own hands. Guns should be kept out of the hands of law abiding citizens.


9.) Children and young people should remain ignorant about guns. Real guns and real gun knowledge dissipate the fantasies created by violent video games and TV. Ignorance, once lost, can never be restored and needs to be protected.
Not to mention the lost sales of all the violent movies, TV shows, video games, etc!

10.) Guns reduce people's reliance on the Police and Government. This fosters a mistaken belief in "rights". No person has the right to question authority. No person should be less than 100% dependent on authority. This is fundamental to social order. Banning guns will help to establish the Order the authorities want. This is good.


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Added: Feb-9-2009 Occurred On: Feb-9-2009
By: morelman2
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Tags: Guns, bans, humor, 2A, Constitution
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  • Comment of user 'RCinPAWA' has been deleted by author (after account deletion)!
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  • One reason to OWN a gun: In 95 percent (more or less) of the cases...by the time police arrive...the crime is already OVER! The Police only clean up the mess...

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  • I can't believe all the morons "reading" this and writing angry comments who don't realize this is a satirical piece very much in favor of gun ownership. Folks, are you commenting on the title without reading the piece, or maybe functionaly illiterate, or did you just pass high school reading comprehension by the skin of your teeth?

    I'm a gun owner and I back the Second Amendment 100%. But I've got to say that many of the comments here make gun owners look like idiots.

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  • Why do I have the urge to clean my guns now.

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  • Molon Labe!

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  • This is clearly supportive of Gun Rights. It's obviously a sarcastic post meant to show you how stupid it would be to ban guns.

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  • Great parody!!!! Used some of these myself in answer to illogical antigunners.

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  • Not very many people here seem understand satire. Go to settings, scroll down, look for the "irony filter" pull down box. Select "off." Now scroll down to "enable sub-text between the lines" and select "yes". Now save your changes. Go to the next tongue and cheek post and you should be able to successfully read the text that is dripping with sarcasm.

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  • Righteous post! My only issue is that I can't decide which model to buy next!

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  • When SECONDS count - the police are only MINUTES away!

    Be ARMED! Be SAFE!

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  • "From my cold, dead hands, MF."

    911: When seconds count. Police are only minutes away.

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  • It's a facetious post, he's being sarcastic guys. It's pro gun. LOL @ the guys who missed the sarcasm.

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  • sometimes the comments are funnier than the post.Voted

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  • I am sure this is tongue in cheek but you better not let Obama read this. He may try to use it against us! Now where was I... okay, remove the slide, yeah... need some more Rem oil.. uh huh.

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  • good giggles from this morel.
    shows how stupid the anti gun agenda is.
    voted

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  • You forgot one....

    Hot, bikini wearing Chicks, firing machine guns on video might offend Muslims....

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  • This is of course tongue and cheek. Clearly indicates those who actually read the damn post and those who do not.

    Nicely done.

    As for gun banning freaks, come get mine, and I'll give you one end of one of them.

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  • Take it from someone who lives where they are banned, the banning will have zero impact on gun crime.. it just means the criminal has them and you dont have yours to defend yourself.. plus once banned you will never get them back again.
    Look at us in the UK.. all that happened was the legal law abiding owners lost their guns, the criminals still have plenty and they use them more now than they did before.
    The police are slow to respond and dont even bother to attend burglar call outs until the n More..

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    • I agree brother. Is there any drive by brits to get their gun rights back sometime or are they gone forever?

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    • Thanks for the first hand confirmation of what is only common sense. I don't understand why some people can't see that a gun ban will not disarm even one criminal. Do immigration laws keep illegals from coming here? No. Because they have no respect for any law they don't agree with. Most times they catch someone who has committed a crime with a gun, it turns out they are a felon. Therefor they are already prohibited from having possession of a gun. Does absolutely less than zero good.

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  • okay my bad, i read the tags and saw humor...

    Not funny man! I thought you was serious and this shit was real!

    ok, now its a lil bit funny that i re-read it=-p

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  • Im pro gun too. Go personal firearms!!

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  • Yes. I loved it, I can't wait for the pussies to comment.

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  • nice i liked the 1911 pun...one of my favorite models

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