Following the release earlier this year of the new Iranian Smart Bomb, secret details of this weapon have come to light. The information was smuggled out of Iran by 3 small boys and a donkey posing as three small boys and a mule. Western defence anaylists had slammed the Iranian smart bomb as a hoax or a poor attempt at a hoax, but startling information, revealed today, will put an end to the wests disrespect for a glorious Iranian weapon of Freedom and revolution. Iranian Experts have perfected the technology once believed to belong only to the west. They have installed a innovative guidance system that can place the bomb within its own blast radius wherever it hits, in any weather, day or night. The smart bomb can be used for many hundreds of applications that conventional bombs would not have been considered for, they make excellent calculators and are quite good at word processing. Iranian Air Farce sources have perhaps indicated that the bomb may be able to zig zag, as if out of control and even miss its target completely just to confuse enemy forces. Some bombs have been programmed by the Iranian Experts to detonate up to 15 years after impact, either when completely forgotten by the enemy of whilst on display at a western aerospace museums. The Smart Bomb can be carried by most aircraft in the Iranian Air Farce as well as in cars and lorries. Smaller versions of the Smart Bomb in development will 'sat-nav' the car driver to the target and proclaim 'allah akbar' upon arrival and detonation, just don't use it to visit grandma!
More mundane details of the 2000lb version establish it is packed with 2600lbs of special extra high explosives formulated and perfected by the Iranian Experts.
Nobody from the Pentagon was available for comment as they were too scared to come out of their bunkers.
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