THIS IS FAKE. IT'S JUST A JOKE. I HAVE TO PUT THIS UP BECAUSE EVERYITME I POST SOMETHING THAT IS MEANT FOR LAUGHS, SOME ASSHAT HAS TO RUIN IT FOR US. THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY.
:)
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that yo quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
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And this is supposed to be funny how?
Posted Nov-13-2007 ByHostilityIndex (45.66) HostilityIndex View Channel Send Message
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i don't like the term pwned either, or own3d or
any other way there is to put it. it's lame.
as for this post, i guess we just have different
sense of humor, i have one and you don't. lol
cheers :)"
I thought I had it bad. that is the start of a very bad day"
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And, I must say, I'm totally in awe by that oh so thoughtful quip of "whiney little snatch." Did your mum teach you that?
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no, I think ppl should go wherever they want, just seems odd to me that if someone sees a vid or a comment that they dislike, they keep returning to that thread to complain, but I know, you're silly like that :-)
ohh and ........ouch.....you really got me with that mom joke. right out of the 8th grade. well done
"Author......Author"
*fading appaluse"
Posted Nov-13-2007 Bysluggoo (1260.76) 
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^ Probably; considered an "asshat" (what a lame, overused term, just like pwned!) for my opinion.
I guess one's opinion must meet with the "norm" here?
Posted Nov-13-2007 ByHostilityIndex (45.66) HostilityIndex View Channel Send Message
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^^^^^
i don't like the term pwned either, or own3d or
any other way there is to put it. it's lame.
as for this post, i guess we just have different
sense of humor, i have one and you don't. lol
cheers :)
Posted Nov-13-2007 Bymenolikey (442.58) menolikey View Channel Send Message
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Funny, Meno.
Posted Nov-13-2007 Bykhara (1370.16) khara View Channel Send Message
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I liked it. Although your opening comment was about as good as the joke..lol.
Posted Nov-13-2007 Bywags (210.02) 
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Lol - gave me a giggle anyway :)
Posted Nov-13-2007 ByMangawitch (1043.80) Mangawitch View Channel Send Message
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i don't like the term pwned either, or own3d or
any other way there is to put it. it's lame.
as for this post, i guess we just have different
sense of humor, i have one and you don't. lol
cheers :)"
I thought I had it bad. that is the start of a very bad day
Posted Nov-13-2007 Bysluggoo (1260.76) 
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heh heh asshat heh heh
Posted Nov-13-2007 ByUKatheist (54.44) 
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i don't like the term pwned either, or own3d or
any other way there is to put it. it's lame.
as for this post, i guess we just have different
sense of humor, i have one and you don't. lol
cheers :)"
Posted Nov-13-2007 ByFacetious for Kicks (954.72) 
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That a$$hole....that biatche!
Posted Nov-13-2007 Bybignjuicy (239.36) bignjuicy View Channel Send Message
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LOL
Voted.
Posted Nov-13-2007 ByKYOSHOFIEND (216.22) KYOSHOFIEND View Channel Send Message
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