At a recent air display in Tehran, the Iranian Experts put on public display the latest results of their work. For decades the Iranian airline industry has been toiling with the problem of what should be done whenever a plane is in flight and prayer time comes around, the crew are obliged to pray, naturally and the mere operation of the aircraft becomes of secondary importance. After many mid air and ground collisions during such times, the Iranian Government issued an order to the Iranian Department of Revolutionary Experts and Almost Experts, to devise an automated device to prevent aircraft from crashing during these important times.
What was demonstrated today, was the result of this Government order, the 'Allah Pilot'. Stroke of Genius, the lead Expert, describes exactly what happens when the 'AP' device is activated.
" Once acitvated the 'Allah Pilot' immediately turns the aircraft towards Mecca. The seats in the plane fold down flat to the floor and deploy the 'Air Prayer Mat' (APM). Then Prayers can begin. During Prayers the aircraft will desend and land with the nose gear still in the up/stowed position so as to present the whole plane, in the proper position, to Allah."
The entire fleet of Iranian Aircraft will be modified with the 'AP' system, enquires are pouring in from many other carriers as the word spreads of this truly Iranian invention.