Jennifer Granholm to Lecture at Berkeley — On Job Creation!


Thankfully departed ex-governor Jennifer Granholm did such an excellent job of helping to reduce Michigan to a third-world socialist basket case, the great UC Berkeley — where she got her degree, presumably in moonbattery — has hired her to teach future generations of inept kleptocrats.

It gets funnier. Michigan lost jobs each of the eight miserable years she held office. So naturally Granholm will be lecturing on job creation.



For those attending Granholm's "Creating Jobs in America" speech at Berkeley, the event will be held in the auditorium before Sheriff Dupnik's "Judicious Law Enforcement" class and immediately following Charlie Sheen's monogamy seminar.
Other lecturers suggested by LEBENSKUNTZLER include:

V. Lenin - Introduction to Capitalist Economics
J. Loughner - Nonviolent Conflict Resolution
A. Sharpton - Politics in a Post-Racial World
J. Dahmer - Ethics and Veganism
T. Chong, C. Marin - The Sober Mind
J. Biden - Advanced Public Speaking/Debate
K. Olbermann - Intro to Mass Media
S. Sotomayor - Intro to Constitutional Law
R. Emanuel - Modern Political Ethics
R. Gibbs/B. Bob - Modern Propaganda 101
J. Loughner - Grammar and Its Uses in Mind Control
Berkeley is a public university. Since taxpayers have plenty of money, there is no limit to the lunacy it can afford.