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'I'm well-qualified... I've got cuddling skills': Man writes hilarious application letter to woman searching for love

Hopeful suitor boasts of his cuddling skills, a tolerance for shopping and the ability to 'really listen'

By Kerry Mcqueeney

PUBLISHED: 09:25, 3 September 2012
UPDATED: 16:13, 3 September 2012

When a student posted a note on Facebook post saying she was looking for a boyfriend, she expected a few wisecracks in response to her online 'joke'.

But one potential suitor appeared to take the invitation very seriously - or perhaps wickedly tongue-in-cheek - when he slipped an application for the 'position' of boyfriend under her dorm room door.

Far from trying to woo the young woman with romance, the neatly-typed note reads precisely like a covering letter for a job application - with hilarious results.

It's hardly a love letter: The neatly-typed note reads exactly like a covering letter for a job application

n the comical letter, which was published on Imgur, the hopeful 'applicant' tries to win over the young woman by boasting of his 'skills' such as cuddling, a tolerance for shopping, the ability to 'really listen' and oral sex.

And he ends the application with the phrase: 'I certainly hope to have an opportunity to work with you, your friends and your family.'

The woman in question posted the letter on the online image gallery Imgur - and has received a variety of responses to the application, with some urging her to go out with him.

In, he wrote: 'I am writing to you in regard to the position of boyfriend.
The student said she put the post on Facebook 'as a joke' but was stunned when she got the letter

The student said she put the post on Facebook 'as a joke' but was stunned when she got the letter

'I became aware of this position through the social networking website, Facebook.

'I feel I am well-qualified for the position that is offered, as I am a caring individual and an all-round good person

'Skill set includes: Being laid-back, having stability, cuddling, country music appreciation, tolerance for shopping, oral sex, ability to listen (read "really listen"), exceptional navigation skills and ability to prepare own meals.'

In a bid to bolster his appeal as boyfriend material, the suitor also boasts of his competence as a gamer.

He added: 'I understand the ability to play video games is a desirable trait. While holding an xBox Live Platinum account, I was able to remain on the Call Of Duty two and three top 10 leader boards for a seven-month period.

'I have become competent with Sony Playstation 3 entertainment system and I am also fluent in 1337 5p341< [leet speak, a secret language used by internet enthusiasts].

'I have included my resume of qualifications with this letter. I certainly hope to have an opportunity to work with you, your friends, and your family.

'I firmly believe that my past experiences, education and skills make me a very good fit for your boyfriend position.'

Added: Sep-3-2012 Occurred On: Sep-3-2012
By: gemini
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