1) How do you know a midget is having her period? A: She keeps tripping over the string
2) Do you know why they made white chocolate? A: So black kids could get messy too
3) Did you hear about the Polish helicopter that crashed? The pilot was getting cold so he turned off the fan.
4) A Polish kid is doing a True/False exam and is flipping a coin during the test. After he's done he starts flipping the coin again. The teacher catches him and says, "What are you doing?" The Polish kid More..says, "Checking my answers"
5) What do you call a Jewish pussy? A: A "can't"
6) Did you hear about the midget that killed himself playing Ping Pong? He got too excited and ran off the table
7) How do you stop Puertoricans from robbing your place? A: Put a sign in the window, "Now Hiring"
8) A guy goes walking into work at 12 o'clock on Monday afternoon. His boss says, "Where were you?". The guy says I was at a Polish wedding last Friday night and won 2nd prize in a raffle". The Boss says, "Oh yeah, what was 2nd prize?" The guy says, "You got to spend the weekend fucking the bride!" The boss says, "Well, what was 1st prize?" The guy says, "Canned Ham!"
9) 2 Polish guys go hunting with 2 guns & 3 dogs. Half an hour later they come back for more dogs.....
10) How can you tell a Polish guy in the airport? A: He's the one throwing bread to the planes
11) What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? A: The black ones steal your watch!
12) Did you hear about the Mexican that went to College? Me either!
13) What's the difference between a Mexican and a Computer? A: You only have to punch the information into the computer once
14) A midget is walking down the street and a gorgeous blonde is walking the opposite way. The midget yells out, "Hey! What do you say to a little fuck?!" She says, "Hello, you little fuck!"
15) Baby bear says, "Somebody's been eating my porridge!" The Papa bear says, "Somebody's been eating my porridge!" The Momma bear says, "Would you 2 assholes shut the fuck up! I haven't even made the porridge yet!"
16) A guy meets a girl in a bar. They go back to her bedroom and from left to right, floor to ceiling the whole wall is fluffy toys! He fucks her. When he gets done he says, "How was I?" She says, "Take anything from the bottom shelf!"
17) Did you hear about the new Super Sensitive Condoms? After you fuck her they stay and talk to her. Less..

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