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History of Liberals and Conservatives


The division of the human family into its two distinct branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, a few hundred years after the flood... Humans coexisted as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.

In the pivotal event of societal evolution, beer was invented. This epochal innovation was both the foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of the great bifurcation of humanity into its two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle or aluminum can had yet been invented, so it was necessary to stick pretty close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of the conservative movement.

Other men w


Added: Feb-24-2011 
By: souljah45
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  • Wow I thought it was because they evolved from apes.

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  • had me at "bifurcation".

    I have yet to meet a liberal who believes in lower taxes, less government involvement and is willing to shut their pie hole (as they're looking for you to fill it with your $$$)

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  • Man, you must walk like a chicken in public looking for the libral behind every bush who is going to get you. Conservatives are the definition of paranoid.

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